Ah, this soothing sight should help you forget about the news for a few minutes.
Based once again on the Alley Cat Allies calendar, which is turning out to be a surprising gold mine of pinup pose ideas.
2020-04-02 00:13:28 +0000 UTC
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There isn't going to be anything else to do all month, so get your Doodle requests in and I'll get to work on 'em. Deadline for this month is the 25th because as long as I'm healthy I expect to have plenty of time to draw. Requests after the 25th will be rolled over to June.
Requests must appear in the comments of the most recent Doodle-tier post.
R rated or tamer. Nudity OK, female preferred. Males can't have erections showing, and venery scenes will be co...
2020-04-01 17:17:41 +0000 UTC
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Here's something to prove I'm still alive.
2020-04-01 17:06:38 +0000 UTC
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Jeez, way to consider the needs of Hoofed Americans there, bro.
2020-03-31 23:45:13 +0000 UTC
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I too am skeptical of this.
2020-03-31 23:00:02 +0000 UTC
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It just CAN'T be!!
(Don't worry - it isn't.)
2020-03-31 00:16:03 +0000 UTC
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Scene 1
Springfield: What's the -oof- point of this again?
Kelly: Got ta stay limber for posin' lass!
Scene 2
Mara: I hear it is your host's birthday coming up.
Burnside: Ain't never seen Tailipos matin' before. She said I could watch.
Rick: !!!
2020-03-30 01:30:37 +0000 UTC
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Well heck.
2020-03-30 01:24:22 +0000 UTC
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A commission drawing of an anatomical puzzle.
2020-03-29 23:59:59 +0000 UTC
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No challenge at all for the talented Miss Thompson.
2020-03-29 00:51:59 +0000 UTC
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How completely unexpected!
2020-03-28 00:17:41 +0000 UTC
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The day is saved!
But I can't shake the nagging feeling that some sort of opportunity was missed. What could it have been? Oh well, hand over that ball and get ready to chase it again!
2020-03-26 23:43:08 +0000 UTC
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Typantronn said, handing me a surprisingly large bag.

"Behold the best grub the forest has to offer," she exclaimed as I opened the bag and stared down into a writhing mass of aphids, earwigs, caterpillars, and literal grubs.
"Be not shy, Sire," Typantronn continued, noticing my hesitation. "Dig in! Eat hearty! What's mine is thine, and there's plenty more where that cam...
2020-03-26 02:07:53 +0000 UTC
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Well it couldn't go perfectly now could it?
2020-03-26 00:21:11 +0000 UTC
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Never mind the beg section at the end. That's for the YouTube audience. You guys are already helping, and I thank you for it.
2020-03-25 17:22:39 +0000 UTC
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For those of you who don't like Floozies, here's music!
Back in 1999 I got a Yamaha portable sampler, and I used it in this song!
2020-03-25 01:55:13 +0000 UTC
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We have Selkisis the Land-Lobster, er, I mean scorpion, on a talk show. It's not easy fitting all these arms in a conventional chair, Jimmy!
We also have a horrifying hag dressed like a "1940s Hollywood vamp." This is what I came up with based on the description. If you want her to be less gruesomely old or her dress to be more modest, let me know within 24 hours, before I start inking it.
2020-03-25 00:06:14 +0000 UTC
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Miss Thompson is determined to have a good time no matter what! Her positive attitude will get her through this crisis!
2020-03-24 23:59:18 +0000 UTC
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Miss Thompson is probably starting to think that maybe even the Scriveners would have been more fun.
Oh well, she's stuck with you for the duration, so she might as well make the most of it.
2020-03-24 00:31:54 +0000 UTC
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Here's another hit from 1999. The Plague will seem pleasant compared to this! It's all a matter of perspective!
2020-03-23 01:54:32 +0000 UTC
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Here's one option if you find yourself quarantined with Miss Thompson for the duration.
2020-03-23 00:00:00 +0000 UTC
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And Cassandra agrees with me.
2020-03-22 00:00:00 +0000 UTC
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I'm almost embarrassed to admit how quickly this was slapped together. My initial idea was "What would happen if I recorded simultaneously to tape and the MicroGranny, and then manipulated the tape with HC-TT while the Granny was looping the sample?" So I set both things to record and played an approximately 10 second chord progression on tenor guitar. I lowered the playback sample rate on MicroGranny so the pitch is actually lower than it was originally. Some slushy A...
2020-03-21 15:02:05 +0000 UTC
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Imagine rasslin' with her and getting tangled up in those long legs ...
uh
I've been cooped up at home too long.
2020-03-21 01:52:46 +0000 UTC
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Another track from 1999. This one was inspired by the slow-motion lo-fi band Tortoise. If you've heard of them, excellent. If you haven't, check them out. Their stuff is kind of like this but, you know .. GOOD.
2020-03-21 01:32:04 +0000 UTC
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A pre-produced station break from the 1999 album "Philo and Phlogiston on WPIT." Since I don't recall who all of these voices are, I'll refrain from crediting any of them .. but they all came up with their own original remarks. Nothing was scripted!
Since we're mostly cooped up at home trying to avoid the Great Plague of 2020, now's the time to start dredging old audio from my files. Maybe if you play it loud enough it will scare the nasty virus away!
There...
2020-03-20 02:49:17 +0000 UTC
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Very timely words of wisdom for the current viral pandemic.
I hope all of you are doing well.
2020-03-18 23:52:37 +0000 UTC
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I snapped at my Ixies. "Hover around here and await further orders."

"Hmm," I muttered thoughtfully, turning back to Oak. "I need a clearer grasp of the situation before I can make a plan. Tell me about this cult of yours. How many members are there?"
"About twenty really committed, and that many more curious hangers-on," she replied.
"What about the rival sh...
2020-03-18 23:46:57 +0000 UTC
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