Zandar in Oz?
Let's be glad they didn't go with this casting option.
Rare studio test shot from the collection of Eric Costello.
2021-02-05 00:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
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"I could have assisted you on my own initiative,"
Ash shrugged. "But before wasting my time I needed to know what kind of elf I was dealing with. The stories portray you as either a mass murdering despot or a spineless, incompetent fool. If you were the former, you would have welcomed my help gladly. If you were the latter, there was no way of knowing if you would ever do anything useful or even have a plan which would be worthy of my involvement. I do have a certain amount of professional pride, and a modest bu...
2021-02-04 03:23:58 +0000 UTC View PostChanges at the top
One of my Commission patrons had to withdraw, and I took the opportunity to shift things around in order to accomplish two objectives: 1. Slightly lighten my workload, while simultaneously 2. increasing the available slots in the limited upper tiers.
Since a Commission patron receives a full size commission AND an electronic Doodle every month, I decided I could replace that with two Doodles and it would be easier for me because Doodles are faster to draw and I don't have to pack ...
2021-02-03 03:42:28 +0000 UTC View PostHindquarters Headquarters
Some of Estmere's Floozies display their assets in this request from CTN.
2021-02-03 00:59:46 +0000 UTC View PostWintry Doodles
Time to put in your requests for February.
1. Rating "R" or tamer. Nudity okay, female preferred, males can't have erections swinging free for all the world to see.
2. My characters or yours. No fan art of corporate owned characters that will get me sued.
3. Requests must appear in the comments of the most recent Doodle post.
4. Production time, including the reading & parsing of your request and looking at any related reference material, should be appr...
2021-02-02 00:26:30 +0000 UTC View PostZandar's Saga 580
And your Sports Insinuated Swimsuit Calendar Kelly for this month.
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2021-02-02 00:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostBormac in the wreck 6
Banthr can't operate doors; everybody knows that.
2021-02-01 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostImpudica the Hothouse Flower 8
Well, here's a thing.
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2021-01-31 01:15:34 +0000 UTC View PostFunny looking cake...
These are somebody's favorite femmes from the Ballad of Adler Young.
2021-01-30 01:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"What better way,"
Ash inquired, "to take your revenge than by rebelling against the people who took everything from you? Cut them out, then cut them up. Let them know just how insignificant they were in the scope of your destiny. Keep them in the dark as you raise the hammer above their heads - then when the time is right, let them know exactly what they did and who they wronged. Imagine the look in their eyes as they realize that all avenues of escape are gone and all chances for...
2021-01-28 02:45:20 +0000 UTC View PostThat's a blunder
I guess he was supposed to set the bag down, ring the doorbell, and run away?
Also, and maybe this is just me, but I would DEFINITELY not grant my mother security access to my maid-bot.
2021-01-27 20:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostWatch out for pickpockets
Rick 2tails is still in Egypt, mooning over Undit Ermend while her colleagues try to pilfer his pockets. This fennec is lucky; he actually got something!
Bonus points if anybody can tell me what he's saying.
2021-01-27 01:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostDeformed Pyramid
Multicassa & a sampler stumbling drunkenly around.
2021-01-26 03:20:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Impudica the Hothouse Flower 7
Have another page of this while I attempt to get my butt in gear on these commissions.
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2021-01-23 02:33:43 +0000 UTC View PostZandar's Saga 579
In this, the latest chapter, Zandar gets the rest of a good talking-to.
I had this ready earlier but then I ran into a "situation" that delayed me getting here in time to post it.
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It's almost over, then.
Somebody out in the Pacific Northwest is in a whole heap of trouble.
2021-01-21 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post"So all of that was just a convoluted test?"
I asked, skeptically. "It would be extremely convenient to simply say that, after your plan didn't work out."
"My plan included several possible outcomes," Ash sniffed.
"Did you take into account the possibility that I might not want someone so Unseelie working for me?"
"Poppycock," Ash poohed. "Compared to many major historical figures in Faerie, my tactics are positively mild. How many did Irenaeus kill?"
"That's different," I insisted. "Irenaeus mo...
2021-01-21 02:46:34 +0000 UTC View PostJust foine, myte!
Kangy says she's "gryte" and was "just restin" while I stepped out. Now she's ready to do more posing!
2021-01-20 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostLost in thought
I took a break to sharpen a new pencil and came back to see her looking like this.
Uh, Kangy, are you okay?
2021-01-20 01:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostSuddenly plot!
The answer to the first question most of you probably have is "Elfintory."
2021-01-20 00:26:35 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is she planning?
Took long enough for her to get changed into this - I guess you can call it a dress.
2021-01-19 00:31:46 +0000 UTC View PostEntrance exam
The new-members admission interview for Human Lovers' Club is rigorous indeed!
CTN requested something "raunchy" but this was all I could think of.
This is the last Doodle on my list. It's too late now to make a request for January if you haven't already. If you did make a request earlier and I missed it, you have until the 20th to call my attention to that fact.
2021-01-18 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostEasy there, ma'am
Skunk Fukcer wanted to see the Duchess pouring Persoc Itoome in a very dangerous manner.
Tomorrow's Doodle for CTN is the last one on my list.
2021-01-17 00:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostRobots makin' out
Bormac wanted to go on a date with that foxoid synth from an earlier doodle.
They can connect their I/O ports and share an intimacy that we organics will never know.
This is absolutely the last minute to put in a Doodle request. If you haven't made one yet, do it NOW in the comments below, before midnight (Eastern US time zone; same as New York city if you need a reference point)
2021-01-16 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostKangy reveals
Major Matt Mason wanted to see "the joeys" by which I hope he meant her boobs. If not, we're in serious trouble.
Tomorrow is the deadline for submitting Doodle Requests. I have one for Bormac scheduled to post tomorrow (we'll see if that works) and pending Doodles for Skunk Fukcer and CTN in the queue. If you are not one of these three people and you haven't made a request, put it in the comments below. If you are not one of these three people and you HAVE made a...
2021-01-15 00:33:50 +0000 UTC View PostSo who exactly was this Owter Cesawonki?
I flipped to the back of the booklet and read the "About the Author" page. It didn't tell me much; just that Dr. Cesawonki had studied botany at the University of Fuchsburg and was currently (at the time of writing) a Horticultural Fellow at Vulpitania State.
That didn't tell me much about the elf, but the book itself seemed to be a treasure trove of forest lore! I flipped through it quickly and saw that it contained detailed explanations of the specific talents of various p...
2021-01-14 03:30:20 +0000 UTC View PostStill pigging out
Only Ragtime Rochelle can explain Miss Thompson's gluttony.
I had this scheduled to post tonight at 8 pm Eastern but Patreon's scheduling system decided "NAHHHH I'll just keep this until whenever." Manually publishing it now. I wonder what'll happen the next time I try scheduling something?
2021-01-13 02:03:26 +0000 UTC View Post