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Juniper 200% NSFW

Cinnamon 200%

Ellie 200% NSFW

I don't personally think Ellie would go for this. I normally draw her having a slight edge on Tarragon size-wise anyway, so what would she care? She's already boob queen. Unless she thought the 'choke you out with my breasts' meme was actually feasible. I mentally tell myself Ellie is the 'boob speed limit' in the comic. I really don't want any other female character's shape being more emphasized than hers.

Quinn 200%

I still have 2 more fishnet images to do, but I took a break to do those 500 Tarragon variants. Then someone noticed in Tarra's tanktop storage closet that she had a shoebox labeled "200%". I was asked to draw a version of Tarra wearing it as a joke, so I acquiesced. I was then very much 'kindly bombarded' to do some other characters. (I was also asked if I could draw Tarra like that going forward in the actual comic, which I had to politely decline, lol)

There are something like 8 imag...

Rumors 7 - Affairs of the Heart

I wonder what kind of mobile games that secondary phone has for old folks. Minesweeper with only 4 tiles?

Rumors 6 - Just Friends

We're just going to refer to the breakup of Ellie and David as 'The Spaghetti Incident.' Totally original term for a yet-unseen event. Made up by me.

How it started, how it's going

As much as it hurts to look at the novice art I did 12 years I wouldn't haven't been able to progress as much as I have without the support of everyone here. Through all my failings, tardiness, and inconsistences so many of you have stuck around to read a bunch of silly comics about a bunch of silly girls made by an absurdly silly artist who doesn't deserve any of you. 

I know I probably apologize on the comic to the point of obnoxiousness anytime my personal issues delay me, but I...

Fatbux NSFW

Fatbux

Trying to jump on this meme train while the coffee's still hot

Rumors 5 - Although the Sun is Shining

I only had to draw two monorail cars, so I didn't put it on the list of things to never do again. However I may add those little track-holding-peg-thingies. They suck. The gravel in the parking area and the potted plants are all colored stipple. Those can go, too. Next comic will just be word balloons and monorail flying off the overpass.  

I should create more background assets. Bushes and trees and stuff. I have some already. Maybe I can upload a PSD file at some point that's a r...

Rumors 4 - Go Your Own Way

I like the imagery in this one of Caleb leaving the great white north and Ellie bringing southern warmth with her. I have also added escalators to the list of things I never want to draw again.

Edit: apparently Patreon is not wanting to let people zoom on this image, so it's added as an attachment below. Hopefully that helps!

Tarragon - 200% Tanktop (NSFW)

I made this a background joke in one comic and got repeated requests for it. I made that bed. Guess I gotta lay in it. This is super silly, but you ask for it enough, you get it. lol

Tarragon - It's Time for Plot

I didn't forget about the originator of this tank top. I can only assume she's frolicking to impress someone at her school. If only we knew whom...

Sploosh Mountain NSFW

Sploosh Mountain WIP

Quinn Time For Plot NSFW

Ellie Time For Plot

Tarragon 0% + Spoilers

Okay, so. Going way back to the 'Causes cancer' Black Friday comic... That actually referred to the birthmarks on her face. My vision for Sister X is Tarragon wants to make herself the most efficient version of herself possible. Sleek and brutal. 

I also worked on an upcoming, unbraided version of her before she completely flames out, something something 'Samson demolishes the temple Buckingham..'

2021-06-16 00:55:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Tarragon Zero Suit Variant NSFW

Tarragon Zero Suit Variant SFW

Had several requests for a zero suit. While I was feeling gross for several weeks I sketched one out. Thought it was decent enough to finish. Thennnnn I got super carried away with variants for Tarragon while I was on the subject of her tank top collection. Absurdity incoming.

Tarragon Fishnets NSFW

Feeling much better. Thanks for the patience. Tarragon's fishnets have something like 12 variants, so get ready for a ton more spread between the $2 and $10 tiers.

Anise Fishnets NSFW + PSD File

In case the above image isn't quite NSFW enough for your tastes, here's another version:

And I've also attached the full PSD file below. It's got some fun Easter eggs in the layers for you all. Enjoy! :)

Anise Fishnets SFW

Juniper Fishnets NSFW

Nice shoes. 

More coming soon!

Ellie Fishnets (SFW)

If anyone remembers the preview image, this looks a bit different. Wasn't happy with my first two poses since Ellie's pinup probably deserves to be one of the better ones in this series. Finally got something I liked.

Ellie Fishnets (NSFW)

Rumors 3

SHE SUSPECC!!1!

Rumors -2- Learn to Code

Apologies for taking so long on this, but I really poured myself into it. Also had a rough week after traveling. Then (if weren't in the discord to see the announcement) Annalise was born on New Year's. We missed our additional tax credit window of 2020, but we did have the first baby girl born in 2021! ...in Fort Worth.

Yay.

Everyone is doing great, just dealing with fatigue, a newborn, and getting the kids back into the routine of physically being at a place called 'school.' Wil...

Quinn Fishnets Pinup NSFW

Bonus content? Yeah, why not.

Quinn Fishnets Pinup

Continuing our series... in order of birthday, I guess.