Sorry for the long absence. Basically everything that could have gone wrong with the new condo did and I just haven't had time to write anything until now. But tonight I present two short stories for the spooky season. Hope you enjoy :)
Date With A Fat Vampire
He was just as attractive as his profile photos, and just as charming as our text conversations had been the few days prior. Tall, lithe, with a dark complexion and a widow’s peak. And fangs. N...
2022-10-31 03:42:48 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the long silence. I'm in the midst of overseeing some renovations for a new condo my boyfriend and I purchased together and things haven't been going well. All the stress has sort of made it hard for me to summon up the horny energy to write smut. I'm sorry about that, but I'm hoping to move sometime next month and for things to calm down after that. And then I hope to have more free time to write more porn.
But I'm not here with excuses. I'm here with more ...
2022-08-22 00:19:57 +0000 UTC
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We'll get to the thrilling conclusion of Stoner Slob next time, but for this weekend, I wanted to do something special. It's a little sappier than my usual fare, but that's just how I'm feeling. I blame the mild throat infection I got at pride (but it's not COVID, so there's that at least).
Anyway, enjoy!
It was a special night. Not only was it the country’s tri-centennial, it was also hot. The sort of summer night where the heat of the day nev...
2022-07-03 20:17:56 +0000 UTC
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Blaine didn’t know where he was. The last thing he remembered was being at a political rally for The New Green party, which was promising to remove all remaining marijuana restrictions, expunge all weed-related convictions, and institute a host of other social programs that generally sounded good to Blaine’s personal ideology. Naturally, more than one person was smoking at the rally--Blaine included--and the purple haze that coated the proceedings added a certain jovial atmosphere even th...
2022-05-31 04:41:55 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the long gap between posts. I've been in the process of buying a place with my boyfriend, which combined with a covid scare, really put a damper on my ability to produce smut. But I've been working on this longer piece to make up for it. Hope you like it!
“Good evening,” the suit said. Ray knew right away the guy was a cop, but he played along like any good entrepreneur in his industry would. “Are you the proprietor of this establishment?”
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2022-05-03 04:11:00 +0000 UTC
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Business was booming ever since Ray and Greg opened their first retail location. Online was more than enough to get their operation off the ground, but there was something about a physical store that really spread that word-of-mouth advertising. Plus, after months of lockdown, people were looking to go places, and a headshop like Ray’s wasn’t just a place to restock your stash. It was both exotic and exciting to go into a real shop that sold real weed, and it drew foot traffic like he’d...
2022-03-21 04:41:12 +0000 UTC
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“Hey, there’s no smoking in here,” Harold said as his client entered with a lit cigarette. After a few moments, the odor told Harold it wasn’t just a cigarette.
“Aw c’mon man, it’s legal now,” Benjamin replied, sucking down a deep lungful of smoke. “Besides, it’s medicinal.”
The big linebacker was right--it was legal now, which was an entirely new concept to Harold. He’d gone his entire life believing the school-mandated mantra that all drugs were bad. The ...
2022-02-17 23:43:07 +0000 UTC
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“Alright, that’s about five pounds,” Cal said between puffs on his joint, “and I’ll have another five to deliver later this month. You think that’ll be enough?”
Still enjoying the afterglow of a vigorous fuck by his bear supplier, Ray couldn’t quite compute what Cal was trying to say. “Yeah, sure.”
“Are you? Because you told me that business was really booming last time you were over.”
Ray watched his belly rise and fall slowly as he laid on his back ...
2022-01-24 01:21:50 +0000 UTC
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It was a new year, and with the new year came new rules. For the first time in state history, marijuana was now legal to use, purchase, and possess. And such a law couldn’t have come soon enough for Calvin, who was just days away from defending his thesis on the effects of cannabinoids on the human mind.
Having studied weed for most of his academic career, Calvin was looking forward to destressing ahead of his big day by actually imbibing the plant for the very first time. It seemed s...
2022-01-10 01:20:15 +0000 UTC
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Sam was already exhausted. He’d been doing this gig for five days--just five days--and he’d already had enough of every brat that sat on his lap and begged for a video game he couldn’t even pronounce let alone remember.
But he needed the money. Lord knows there wasn’t much work in this economy for old soldiers. Sam had the face for Santa--wide, rosey from years of alcohol abuse, and a big beard that was just turning white from its days of being grey. Throw in a little extra padd...
2021-12-21 05:02:42 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the long silence--work was crazy there for a bit and I just didn't have the time to belt out a new story. I hope this makes up for it :)
This is probably it for Gambling Man, but we'll see if I come up with any other ideas for this guy. I kinda like where it leaves off here, but who knows?
I took a few moments to appreciate his stature. How his legs were thick and powerful, how even buried under a thick layer of cellulite he looked stro...
2021-12-05 20:15:05 +0000 UTC
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After that, something just… snapped. I didn’t care anymore. I went to tables and bet and bet and bet without even considering what it was I was losing or gaining. I lost weight down to almost where I was before, then I gained it all back, and then I put on even more. I lost my hair, then gained golden locks that ran down to my bosom. My balls dropped down to my knees, then retreated back inside the flab that now covered my groin, then descended once again to an impressive stature. I becam...
2021-11-14 20:50:08 +0000 UTC
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Vinny never liked the tenants in room 2B. They didn’t make a lot of noise, but the plumes of smoke erupting from their open bedroom window at all hours of the day made it clear what they were doing most of the time. That, and the stream of random “guests” who showed up at all hours made it clear they were dealing. Probably weed, but Vinny didn’t get to his age as a super without seeing plenty of other stuff in his time.
Smoking was prohibited in all rooms and public spaces, but ...
2021-10-29 21:00:04 +0000 UTC
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“Hey man, I see you’ve already started without me,” Greg said with a grin as soon as Ray opened the door. Standing there in the buff, it took a few seconds for Ray to realize what was going on. Greg usually came over after his last “appointment” to toke up, relax, and shoot the shit. Sometimes he even shot his load onto Ray’s ample chest when he was in the right mood. Ray hoped he was in the right mood.
“Yeah dude, come on in,” Ray replied after a moment, stepping back t...
2021-10-17 22:24:05 +0000 UTC
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It’s almost impossible to describe the sensation of hundreds of pounds suddenly being added to one’s frame. First it was like being tugged in every direction at once, from every part of me at once, and then it was a feeling of everywhere being tugged in a single direction: down.
I wasn’t even halfway done transforming before I felt my stomach lurch onto my lap--literally. Then my chest ballooned outwards and sagged on top in a reasonable Buddah impersonation. I could feel my cheek...
2021-09-26 16:30:32 +0000 UTC
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“Hey, Raymond!”
Raymond’s dealer went in for a hug with a giant grin. He used to ask him not to, but he seemed to think a name like “Raymond” meant he was obliged to do what the old sitcom said and show physical affection. Raymond hated it and the show, but he still lived in an illegal state and just couldn’t bear to burn this bridge--not when he was the best source of product in the county.
“Hey man,” Raymond muttered mid-hug. It always went on a moment too long--...
2021-09-12 20:39:04 +0000 UTC
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After a week of voting, it looks like Gambling Man and Stoner Slob are tired, so I'm going to do both of them, starting with Gambling Man! I'm looking forward to these ones, so I hope you'll enjoy 'em :)
“Good evening sir, and welcome to the Change Room.”
The woman who greeted me at the door was pleasant enough, I thought. I nodded and headed past the wide double doors into the casino, checking my coat along the way. The Change Room was new in town and I wa...
2021-08-29 22:57:51 +0000 UTC
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Hi there! Sorry It's been a while since I got around to posting this, but my boyfriend was in the hospital and I just couldn't muster up the energy to be horny. He's out now, so here's hoping a little inspiration is all I need!
And for that, I turn to you, my dear patrons! Vote for whichever stories you want! You can vote as many times as you want, but you can only vote for each story idea once.
Polls close in a week or so, so get voting!
2021-08-22 20:29:15 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the delay on this one, but I wanted to get this done before moving onto a new story. In fact, we'll do a story poll later this week once I've got a few more ideas to post. In the meantime, enjoy the thrilling conclusion to Slime Inflation!
It was hard to move, but despite his bulk, Giancarlo found that it wasn’t impossible to place one foot in front of the other, although the ground beneath him shook with every monumental footfall. The shaking of the grou...
2021-08-08 17:45:17 +0000 UTC
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Although their kisses were passionate, they were somewhat one-sided. Stan was able to grope and caress as much of #347’s body as he pleased, while his partner could only stand there, returning each kiss with equal passion but unable to move the rest of him. Everything, that is, except for the massive cock that was quickly rising between #347’s titanic legs.
Stan didn’t feel the massive hog until it was already spraying a regular man’s orgasm worth of cum all over his thighs. The...
2021-07-18 21:02:42 +0000 UTC
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After his third milking, Stan lost all track of time. Hours became days. Days became weeks. His life had devolved to sleeping, eating, and daily milking sessions that seemed to leave his mind ever more muddled.
He was also getting fat. Most would have described Stan as “fat” even before arriving at the facility, but weeks later and Stan knew he was fatter than he’d ever been. Parts of him were rubbing together now that had never before--he could feel his neck and chin making conta...
2021-07-04 18:12:24 +0000 UTC
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Yeah, sorry for the long silence. Work has kicked my ass this month. I hope this longer-than-normal post makes up for it.
I decided to do a new story just to get myself back into the swing of things. I definitely plan to return to the Milk Farm, but after I've figured out a fun and interesting direction to take it. And we'll hold a new Patreon vote soon, too.
In the meantime, enjoy!
In many ways, it was a standard dungeon cra...
2021-06-21 21:06:25 +0000 UTC
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I was never really into guys even remotely close to my size, but the contrast between Leo’s soft expanse and my somewhat more solid bulk was unlike anything I’d ever experienced. His touch was everywhere--every square inch of skin, every fleshy fold, and every crevice was filled with his wobbling, jiggling excess. It was like making love to a leaky, squealing jello mould.
I didn’t even need to line myself up with his hole. Simply inserting my cock into the cavern of Leo’s groin ...
2021-05-30 21:35:11 +0000 UTC
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For the first hour, Stan couldn’t believe what was happening. He came again and again and again, his loads slowly filling the reservoir on the device that was greedily sucking his cum. By the time it was full, he was exhausted, drained in every sense of the word. His feet gave out from beneath him and the restraints that had been keeping him to the wall all disengaged at the same time allowing him the relief of tumbling to the floor where he passed out.
He awoke on the cold floor. His...
2021-05-16 18:47:02 +0000 UTC
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It was something about the way Leo said he just “needed to make a few adjustments.” As though us going back into VR was like taking our hovercar in for a tune-up. So before he made the appointment at our usual spot, I hacked into his personal files and just poked around a bit to see what I could find.
Initially I was worried that he was planning on leaving me. Leaving despite the fact we’d been living together for almost a year. Despite the fact the sex was better than ever, or at...
2021-05-02 13:19:47 +0000 UTC
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"Hey!" Stan shouted for the dozenth time. "Let me out!"
He was in a cell, that much he knew. The floor was cool--tiles or maybe even metal. It was dark so he couldn't quite make out anything through the small window that seemed to be on his door, but it certainly looked like he was in some sort of facility.
And he was tied up to a wall. Naked. That was something that probably would have alarmed him more, but he was still trying to shake off the effects of whatever drug had knocked...
2021-04-18 20:30:17 +0000 UTC
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The poll is over, and Milk Farm is definitely the clear winner. Works for me, since I've been itching to write this one up for a while. Enjoy!
Donny could tell by the biometrics alone that the facility’s prized heifer wasn’t going to last the week. The long, low moan that would sometimes go on for a full 30 seconds was just as strong as when he’d been taken in, but the milky fluid didn’t come in a smooth, steady stream like it used to. Instead, it came ...
2021-04-11 18:52:51 +0000 UTC
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After that, we started going to the VR parlor more frequently. It was usually for more of the same, with me fucking Leo’s brains out with a cock many times the size of the one I had in real life. It started becoming routine, with me topping in virtual and bottoming in real life. Best of both worlds.
Or so I thought. Virtual has a tendency to become insufficient after a while for some people. Nothing beats the real thing, as they say, and even though the place we went to had the latest...
2021-03-28 19:27:21 +0000 UTC
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Yes, it's time for a new story to write. I've got four ideas that I'd love to write. Vote for your fav, or vote for all of them! Unlike in politics, nobody will arrest you for voting more than once :P
Let the voting commence! The poll will remain open until a clear winner is determined. If there isn't one, then I get to pick. Now vote away!
2021-03-28 18:59:06 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone,
Over the past year, I've noticed a definite downward trend in this Patreon. Nobody particularly cared for the upper tiers of patronage, and quite often people would just downgrade to the $5 tier just to keep their early access to stories. So I'm basically going to change my tier system to focus on that.
I'm removing the upper tiers and keeping just the $1, $5, and $10 tiers. For you current patrons, this changes absolutely nothing. For the $10 tier, I'm removing ac...
2021-03-21 20:29:52 +0000 UTC
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