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Shark week!

Everyone celebrates it differently! Jaye's got plans ^.^

Nanohol Bar

So fantasy/magic settings always has potions and alchemy to induce fun effects like sudden onset hypertrophy, but what about scifi/cyberpunk settings? Nanites baby! You can get the whole range of magic potions from the magic science bots, and you can still use fun bottles to store the concoction in. AND since its just tech, you can put it in whatever without throwing off the magic jojo. I bet you drink a LOT less bug juice this way!

This pic was a conflux of several ideas coming togethe...

Hyperholic Cocktail

So I've been poking at this for a few days now, really having fun with Jaye (again).. what with a couple addons, and outfits.

And massive junk. Can't forget that.

Roll for..

Yeah I'm gonna need a roll for.. nevermind you get it, whatever it was!

Of course Jaye plays D&D! It's super handy having all the game pdfs literally in your head, can look things up in seconds, hijack network printers and always have a new character sheet ready to go, and you know she's got a dice compartment in one of those limbs! I'm sure there are many other ways to squander advanced cybernetics on such a hobby!

Trouble is tables aren't always the most comfortable fit.. 2019-07-25 14:59:58 +0000 UTC View Post

D&Dongs; The Order of the Dick, Assembled!

After much ado, I'm finally finished with the whole thing! It's been quite the undertaking, but I've rather enjoyed the whole process. Thanks to everyone that participated!

D&Dongs; Order of the Dick; Arrankhar the Monk

Last but not least, we have the master of the Sunken Fist(s), Arrankhar; creator of the four thrust exploding prostate technique! He's very skilled.

D&Dongs; Order of the Dick; Bishop the Ranger

Need to put a shaft in the right spot from a distance? Just find yourself a Shaftsinker Ranger like Bishop here!

Rek

So a new D&D game is starting up, and I get to play a lizardfolk!

Haven't done a lot of establishment with him yet, but here's what I know;

'Rek' means 'big' in draconic.

He's a barbarian.

Was briefly a slave, liberated by the party during prelude stuff, and swore a life debt, Chewbacca style.

The closest thing he had to friends as a kid were the marsh fae.

He's an herbalist.

He likes turquoise.

He has a magic pipe trinket that blows bubbles...

Mechanical Assistance

Good thing those limbs of Jaye's are pretty strong, and she's laden in the back enough lately that she can counterbalance that big eggy preggy gut!

Still heavy tho

D&Dongs, Order of the Dick; Nimbus the Warlock

An odd one out, but Nimbus definitely brings more boom to the encounter! 

Bewmstick!

Now them's some cannons! And a nice gun. Rifle's nice too!

D&Dongs, Order of the Dick; Dragondan the White Flood Druid

Someone in the party has to think of the trees, and the wood and logs and seed and all that jazz right? Dragondan, druid of the White Flood's got this!

Packing Heat

It took some work, but Jaye managed to get that new junk packed into some shorts, looking forward to seeing what looks she gets walking around Neo Tokyopolis!

Milking Session

Gotta drain those girls every now and again to retain some semblance of mobility.. only real problem is it can take forever! Ah well, practicing your balisong tricks should help pass the time yeah?

Buddy!

So I'm toying with the idea of going ahead and making Jaye a herm. She's been a real trooper over the years, what with all the things I've done to her. Seems like a reward might be in order.

But I dunno.. I'm certainly of two minds about it. What do you guys think?

Milking Sesh

So you've been sitting there for hours hooked up to the milking rig, your four bloated tits steadily getting drained after a long day of sloshing around and generally being too big to handle with anything even resembling grace.. feels great to get that milk out and relieve some of that pressure (until they fill right back up again).. but after a while it gets BORING, and even having an expansive movie library and internet access stored right in your noggin, sometimes you've just gotta do some...

D&Dongs, Order of the Dick; ValenUrei the Bard

Of course the Order needs a bard to sing of their deeds, lift their spirits, and provide.. ah... inspiration to carry on! Good thing the College of the Moon teaches just the thing!

Nyom!

Giant dicks are just so.. lickable!

... Though it's not the only lickable thing here!

D&Dongs, Order of the Dick - Retsen the Wizard

Need some boom? Get a wizard! A wizard with some slosh in the crotch, and an arsenal of Prismatic effects, Retsen really tests the limits of that Fly spell though!

Body Beads; Uryl (2)

Funnily enough, this was the first picture I did involving the body beads.. plus an excuse to do some good ol' hyper and ampu-cuff practice, which are by far the best method for keeping Uryl pillowed for a while, since his healing factor is on point.

Go go birdZILLA!

Just faffing about really, but I really enjoyed King of Monsters, so I had some direction for my doodle ramblings

Uryl Body Beads

Uryl's turn! He also gets to take the new Junk Truck (tm) out for a test lug!

D&Dongs, Order of the Dick; Recruiting party members!

So there are seven other classes that need to be filled in order to complete the Order of the Dick's roster, and I'm pleased to announce that I'll be holding a YCH auction to fill the empty slots; specifically Wizard, Warlock, Fighter, Bard, Monk, Druid and Ranger!

Since you guys have all been awesome and stuck with me, I'm not only giving you all advance notice of the auction (Which I plan to launch on Furaffinity Monday afternoon,) but I'm giving my patrons a chance to buy out slots s...

D&Dongs, Order of the Dick; Karabiner the Rogue

Wups! I forgot to schedule this one for release. Anyways..

Parties need rogues! Karabiner the fotter here is surprisingly good at the job, despite always being encumbered.

D&Dongs - Order of the Dick; Spiritraptor the Cleric

Can't have an adventuring party without a proper healer! He's just really insistent in being particularly handsy when it comes to casing healing handjob and orating the glory of the Great Peng; God of Way Too Much Spooge!

Mayternity; Jaye

I drew the lines for this back at the beginning of the month, but it took some time to actually get it into a presentable condition.

Anyway, Jaye's having fun with the get-so-knocked-up-you-need-mechanical-assistance-to-move theme of Mayternity, and she's calling everyone she can get ahold of to come put some more in her! Good thing she's got that bluetooth-controlled hover sled to get around!

Body Beads; Caliente

Recently been kind of infatuated with what I'm calling Body Beads.. basically a big loop of anal beads run through someone and closed, to be worn basically as jewelry/an accessory. Been having my characters model the things. And since Cali's got them detachable limbs, why not incorporate that into a clubbing getup? I rather like working clothing and fashion around extreme bodies!

D&Dongs - Order of the Dick; Shalkaii the Sorcerer

Every party needs magic users, right? And sorcerers are quite handy, even if they do focus almost exclusively on transmutation spells. It certainly makes tavern night more interesting!

Though honestly, Shalkaii's not that good at dungeon crawling. Much better at open field battles for some reason.

D&Dongs - Order of the Dick; Saberwing the Paladin

Continuing on my D&Dong project.. Saberwing has an.. interesting approach to piety. Nudity is purity, he says!

Long as he brings the smites, whatever works for you, brother.

D&Dongs - Order of the Dick; Uryl the Barbarian

So I'm working on a fairly big project, all the classes as a mancake coalition of beef and dongs and questionable AC values.

I've got several guest stars for a bunch of the classes, and am planning on offering the remaining classes as YCH positions! I'll be posting an auction for the spots on FA in the near future, but I'll run the blanks past everyone here first if anyone is interested in dibs!