Unicorn of War (Thomas Vaccaro)

Sass Wednesday Ep. 3 Notes | The Haunting of Summerwind

• Okay first off… really nice title. It’s all fancy and shit.
  • Though this place was known locally as the Lamont Mansion.
• Okay, I wanna point out from some research I did - and some binging of the 13 O’ Clock Podcast - that this mansion burned down in the ‘80s, and did not look like this at all. IT LOOKED HORRIFYING AND DECREPIT AS FUCK.
• Very eerie intro down this long dark hallway. Giving me the creeps.
• Okay, so we’ve got the mo...
  2018-03-05 16:08:23 +0000 UTC View Post

De Cineribus Character Sketches

So today I met with my friend Eva who's doing my book cover, and my god, it was so much fun. We got Wendy's, caught her up on RWBY, it was a blast.

We also got character sketches for the characters on the cover done. She's gonna toy with them now and see what she thinks will look good on the cover, but here we go!

FELIX:

ROSIE:

2018-03-04 04:54:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Tales of Berseria Early Review

An early review for Tales of Berseria. Huge thank you to PSYLOD_3 - one of my wonderful Patrons and a good friend and fellow YouTuber - for providing me with some footage.

Sass Wednesday Ep. 2 Notes | Hell House

So the notes are pretty meh this week only cuz the episode was so damn boring. I had to watch it three or four times over just to get the script done with jokes that didn't suck. Fuck my life.

• Now we’re into the actual show… let’s do this.
• Wow Connecticut is just filled with terrifying shit, ain’t it? Then again, that’s the whole east coast given all the bloodshed this place has seen.
• Anyone else have “Suddenly Seymour” playing in their head? Cuz we’re i...
  2018-02-27 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Who's That Unicorn? | Face Reveal

Y'all get to see your Unicorn God.

I want to burn down the world.

Yuri on Ice Early Review

Y'all get the Yuri on Ice review early.

Yuri is Tyrian Confirmed

A little preview for my Yuri on Ice review this Friday.

Yuri on Ice Review Notes

Episode 1:

• Nice intro with young Victor. Oh shit, those transitions to their older selves.
• YES THE OPENING. HISTORY MAKERS.
  • “WE WERE… BORN TO MAKE HISTORY.”
• I appreciate the show trying to explain the rules of this stuff to me, but I do not understand one fucking bit of it - and I still love it.
• Oh, Yuri suffering from his nerves. Oh I can relate.
• OH MY GOD CHIBI YURI.
• I still can’t believe Yuri...
  2018-02-21 02:01:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Yuri on Ice Review Notes (Episode 1 Only)

Okay, so I'm still binging Yuri on Ice, but I intend to finish the show tonight so I can finish the script tonight and post my review notes on Patreon either tonight or tomorrow. So consider this a little glimpse of my notes.

I'm gonna try to get the review done tomorrow so I can post it on Patreon unlisted here before everyone sees it this Friday.

Episode 1:

• Nice intro with young Victor. Oh shit, those transitions to their older selves.
• YES...
  2018-02-20 20:31:40 +0000 UTC View Post

Sass Wednesday Ep. 1 Notes | A Haunting in Connecticut

So tomorrow debuts my Sass Wenesday series, and we begin with the series A Haunting. This is a special episode - about an hour and a half, whereas regular episodes are the standard 45-ish minutes - about an actual haunting story.

FOREWARD:

• I remember being fucking obsessed with this show for quite a few years now. It was a weird phase where I just couldn’t get enough of these stories of the hauntings people have experienced. Of course, we’re going to b...
  2018-02-20 15:57:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Let's Just Live Parody Lyrics

It used to feel like a fairy tale

Now it’s been consumed by fandom

All the simple joys have long been lost to depths of Tumblr

We’ve been scarred for life, seen people been incinderated

Yet we’re battling over which characters have slept together

And the fandom’s gone insane

And it feels like acid rain

Pourin’ on my face

Burnin’ out my eyes

Darkening my soul

And ruining my life

Fuck this shit

I am done

The Triumph Parody Lyrics

Back to the fairy tale, back to the show

Back to the FNDM ranting like hoes

There’s no escape from the madness this time

Lowkey y’all make me wanna die

We are the ones with the best names for ships

Then go to war cuz we can’t get a grip

We are the ones with crazy theories

You’d think that we’d find a way to save bees

Bust out your scrolls

Send in the trolls

Bring on the worst ships you’ve got

I won’...

When it Falls Parody Lyrics

Maybe red’s like roses

Maybe it’s the pool of blood

From all the tears you’ve shed over people who aren’t even real

(Your dreams are dead)

As dead as all your hopes

That you’ll ever crawl out of this fandom it’s too late now hoe

Lives will be shattered

Or rather be impaled and torched

Your heart will collapse in shame

There’ll be no rest

There’ll be no love

There’ll be no amount of food for you to cope wit...

Face Reveal Mayhaps?

Hello all. Your Unicorn God is speaking.

So I've been waiting for something special to come in the mail for my face reveal, as I want my Patrons to be able to see my real hooman body before the rest of the Asshole Parade does.

As such, I'm gonna give it another week. If it doesn't show up by then, I'll just be doing the face reveal for you guys without it. Trust me when I say you will love it.

Also if any of you show my face to the rest of the Asshole Parade before I hit 10k subscr...

Time to Say Goodbye Parody Lyrics

There’s a point where it tips

There’s a point where a breaks

There’s a point where it bends

And a point we just can’t take anymore

There’s a line that we’ve crossed, now there’s no return

There’s a time and a place, when fandoms need to burn

In hell

We can’t just wait til Volume 28

You know what’d be great?

Some answers

Where is the plot?

Where are my fucks?

WHAT THE HELL DO SILVER EYES MEAN?

Thank You

Okay so... not sure how to phrase this. Today was an incredibly difficult day, for myself and the people I love. I don't wanna go into too much detail, but from the bottom of my heart, I wanna thank you guys for deciding to become my Patrons. It's still insane to me that so many people enjoy my content, let alone that some would pledge money for me.

I am so thankful for all of you. I'm gonna go eat something cuz I'm starving, but know your kind words and gestures make it just a bit easier for ...

RWBY Rewrite_Season 1 (Volumes 1 - 3)

So I've been talking quite a lot about how I love to rewrite shows, and my plans to make animatics for those rewrites one day before staring off dramatically at the horizon.

So imma try to explain it a bit more here. The first season for RWBY would be the Beacon / Vale arc, roughly covering the first three volumes with some touches here and there. Each episode is roughly 24 minutes, with premiere / finale episodes reaching about 30 minutes.

I wanna note that a lot of ideas for the Volume...

Legend of Korra Book 4 Review Notes

Chapter 1: After All These Years

• Holy shit, Republic City looks amazing now. I love the integration of the spirits and the vines.
  • OH MY GOD HOBO GOMMU.
• ASAMI ROCKIN’ THAT NEW OUTFIT AND THE PONYTAIL.
• I love the new airbending suits. Props to Asami for the designs.
• Oh ew Wu. Kill me. I hate him so much.
• MAKO. HI, MAKO.
  • I remember in the Book 4 trailer, that scene where there’s a stain on Mako’s ...
    2018-02-15 17:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Legend of Korra Book 3 Review Notes

Chapter 1: A Breath of Fresh Air

• Damn right this is a breath of fresh air, my god.
• BUM-JU. OH MY GOD THAT SWEATER IS PRECIOUS. I love Bumi.
  • The fact Bum-Ju legit tried to help made my heart hurt.
• This was a really great way to introduce the return of airbending.
• Oh the pacing is already so much better than previous seasons. OH MY GOD LOOK AT ALL THE CUTE LITTLE SPIRITS.
• Wow. Republic City is covered in the spiri...
  2018-02-14 17:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

RWBY Volume 5 Review Notes

Chapter 1: Welcome to Haven

• I like the intro to the volume. Already I can tell the animation has improved.
• God I wish we got to see more of Mistral. This is so nice. I mean, the 2D stills are kinda off-putting, but they look aesthetically pleasing.
  • Also, ZUKO LOOK ALIKE AND A GAY COUPLE EVEN THE PLANT SHIPS IT.
  • And then we see none of it… ugh.
  • So it’s Ba Sing Se but vertical… oh god.
• WEISS. HI, WEISS. <...
  2018-02-14 17:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

RWBY Volume 5 Review

To my lovely Patrons, you get to see the Volume 5 Review way before anybody else sees it this Friday. Enjoy!

I'm exhausted, by the way.

Legend of Korra Book 2 Review Notes

Chapter 1: Rebel Spirit

• I like the intro. Set the mood really well with the storm and the dark spirit attacking the ship. I wish we got more of these dark spirit attacks in the show.
• Oh yay, Probending… great.
• Oh, so the Fire Ferrets are disbanded… okay then. At least they know we don’t want more Probending.
• So Mako’s on the police force… okay, this is actually pretty cool. I kinda like this, especially the firebending on the motorcyc...
  2018-02-13 17:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Legend of Korra Book 1 Review Notes

Chapter 1: Welcome to Republic City

• Loved the intro. Great homage to the old opening while introducing us to the new time and a new nation.
• “I’m the Avatar, you’ve gotta deal with it!”
  • Oh god… so much to say…
• Korra rocks at firebending… can someone explain why she doesn’t suck at water, though? (Elaborate on Mysterious Mr Enter’s idea from his Book 1 Review.)
• OLD KATARA.
• Can we have an example ...
  2018-02-12 20:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

This Will Be The Day Parody Lyrics

They see you as small and helpless

They see you as just a child

Surprise when they see all of the carnage that is yet to come

Prepare for the spilling of blood

Prepare for a total mindfuck

The dream that you’ve always dreamed is suddenly a terror nightmare

We are FNDM

Straying from sanity

Using all the profanity

This will be the day we’ve waited for

This will be the day we’re beaten til we’re sore

I don�...

Flip the Script | Fixing RWBY Volume 5

For my lovely Patrons, y'all get to see my Flip the Script for RWBY Volume 5 before everyone sees it this Saturday.

Welcome to the Asshole Parade!

Why hello there.

My name's Thomas, though most of you likely know me by my username Unicorn of War. I'm a writer, reviewer, and nerd extraordinaire, and with your help, I'll be able to make even more content to guarantee you'll be laughing your ass off and possibly be crying over the meaningless of your existence (Don't worry, I'll join you in that.).

Check out the tiers, and if you can, feel free to lend a hand. If you genuinely can't become a Patron, please know I still appreciate you ...