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I know of a particular matron, but not in the sense that you think. Rather than tending the typical young in your mind, she tends to the plants and hedges of a garden most beautiful. She frets over every leaf and happily takes on any fauna that wish to call the place home. She sings sweetened songs as he tends to her garden seeking only to see it grow healthy and strong. That said, for those that would befriend her, a gift most precious is sometimes give...
2024-06-27 15:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Fungus scares me. Perhaps that’s an odd way to start a conversation, so let me revise. Fungus absolutely terrifies me. There are few things in this world as tenacious, efficient, and downright deadly as fungal growths. Some have a type of intelligence to them with long ranging communication methods and so on. It’s downright ghastly. I suppose it’s only fitting that one day after death we return to feeding the insects and fungus. I’m not sure what...
2024-06-20 15:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Botanists the world over have been looking to grow more interesting forms of their preferred greeneries for eons untold, but I must admit that stopping into a particular florist in town opened my eyes to new possibilities. With druidic influence and a green thumb, she thought it was possible to naturally grow magical weapons pulling from the weave of the land itself. I was so excited by the prospect, I invested at once and I’m happy to say that investm...
2024-06-13 15:00:07 +0000 UTC
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I’ve always underestimated the usefulness of druidic types. Perhaps it was the chanting and tea leaf whispering that drew me away from their practices, but I can’t deny that there’s no better specialist to have by your side when you plan on trudging through dense wilderness. Their connection with the world around them is truly something magical to behold, even if they do often smell like wet dog. Anyways, here’s a little gift to give to the druid...
2024-06-06 15:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Well it was a rip-roaring May for me full of travel and other silliness, but we managed to get through it all the same. We released 5 items and one creature to go with and also participated in PaizoCon again. Personally, I had a great time there and I hope those that attended did as well. We're entering a much quieter month next and we don't have anything too crazy coming your way. We'll be releasing weekly items of course as well as an extra at the end of the month,...
2024-06-04 22:47:19 +0000 UTC
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Some good news and some bad news. The good news, we have another oceanic themed creature for your games. The bad news is that we'll be moving away from the ocean theme for the creatures after this one. We'll keep you updated with what's next, but I'm so glad that we got to create a bunch of cool critters to terrorize your players on the ocean.
As with all of these One More Thing releases, it's exclusive to patrons. If you're not a patron and want this releas...
2024-05-30 17:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Look, I’m not even going to pretend to understand where this one came from. I have heard tall tales of fishermen about man-eating boats and the like but I’ve never been one to buy into the hogwash of fish stories. That said, the organic nature of this piece fused with the wood of its handle does create an oddly compelling case for something being out there in the oceans blue. Well, perhaps some day we’ll get a more documented sighting of this creat...
2024-05-30 15:00:09 +0000 UTC
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I'm here today in a slightly different capacity to tell you something that we're extremely excited about. We've been invited back to take part in PaizoCon 2024. After a successful first year at the virtual convention, we're glad to be back again this year and in a more expanded role.
This year, we were invited to run a panel live on the main PaizoCon Twitch Channel!
It's going to be a great opportunity to get together with the communit...
2024-05-24 18:47:22 +0000 UTC
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The superstitions of fishermen are something to be admired. I find it kind of endearing to think of them going through their little routines that they think will guarantee their catch. Whether it’s wearing their socks inside out or having the right tea in the morning before heading out on the boat, thinking that you have any influence on random chance is an interesting idea. I’m lucky in that my clientele (adventurers) don’t have any of those silly...
2024-05-23 14:31:45 +0000 UTC
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While some fumble about with paper and ink, I’ve found that it’s time to move beyond that old chestnut and into a brand new cashew. I’m moving over to completely magical storage these days. Sure, it takes a little bit to get used to the conversion, but it’s so much easier and none of the power is lost in the transition. Now you can have all of those scrolls in one easily accessible magical storage device. Not sure what to call it yet, but I was t...
2024-05-16 15:00:06 +0000 UTC
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A rose by any other name is still a rose and an explosive flower by any other name is still explosive. These little dandies are certainly liable to spice up any party you might attend. Often found on the lapels of the highest of high society, some like to flaunt their wealth by showing they can afford to have something dangerous on them at all times. I think it’s a bit of an odd flexion of one’s wealth, but sure. I have to admit though, these brimsto...
2024-05-09 15:00:06 +0000 UTC
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A longstanding brand in the magical accoutrements industry, Titan Killer is one of my go to’s whenever I need to find a consumable ready for use in the dungeon. I’m required to tell you the previous sentences were a sponsored segment. We are in no way affiliated with Titan Killer other than they give us money to say favorable things about them, though we totally would anyways. You can find more details on the back of the tin. Not for use w...
2024-05-02 15:00:07 +0000 UTC
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It's gonna be May! Well, it already is, but that's besides the point. It's time for another monthly wrap up where we bring together all of the things we created last month and package them into convenient one stop downloads for you. We've been doing a lot of behind the scenes work this month as we move towards some other exciting projects for the autumn. That said, we do have a fun bit of news for the end of this month which you can find at the bottom of the post!
2024-05-01 14:19:21 +0000 UTC
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As we continue to develop releases for our oceanic themes, we realized that we really wanted to make sure we didn't miss out on crustaceans as there's a whole world of interesting critters to develop in that style. Something that intrigued me a lot were the types of creatures that live around volcanic fissures in the ocean and once we combined those ideas, well we were off to the thermal races.
As with all of these One More Thing releases, it's exclusive to ...
2024-04-25 17:00:06 +0000 UTC
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The ocean frankly terrifies me. With all of the jelly beings and stingy things, not to mention whatever horrors may lie in the deepest parts of the oceans. This dagger seems to be crafted from the still moving, and pinching, claws of some malformed crab that dwells below the surface. Superheated ichor dripping from some gland within. I tell you, the ocean is not something you wish to delve into. I’ve heard of these fissure crabs before and they are not...
2024-04-25 15:00:07 +0000 UTC
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I’ve never been one for long walks on the beach or wholesome strolls down the pier, but when I heard of a cave by the shore with an ever flowing spring, well I was indeed intrigued. I sent missives to a few colleagues and off we were on a bit of an adventure of our own. Within the cave we ran into your usual variety of miscreants, but after scaring them off and finding an illusory wall, we were greeted with a rare sight indeed. A sword of metal make, b...
2024-04-18 15:00:05 +0000 UTC
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There are several natural phenomena in this world that one could consider magical, and a total solar eclipse is one that I say would easily count. Standing in the shadow of one of the moons. Basking in the odd twilight of it while looking towards a blacked out sun above is just something that everyone should try to experience once in their lives. I was so inspired by the last one, that I got to crafting a cloak to mimic it’s awesome powers right after....
2024-04-11 15:00:07 +0000 UTC
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The underbelly of this world has some seedy characters in it, but I find them to be some of the most ingenuitive individuals you could ever hope to meet. I think with scarcity comes innovation at times and certainly for those running the proper kind of scams, the right bit of magic can go a long way. Someone with a bent for such diversions seems to have pieced together this two part item to run just the right kind of scam. Or maybe they were just into ki...
2024-04-04 15:00:10 +0000 UTC
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We move on into spring proper and I'm so very excited for it. Flowers start popping up, we get a lot of rain, the temperature gets to perfect window opening temps. It's so refreshing and I've noticed that it has a tendency of picking up my creative spirit as well. I'm so looking forward to bringing you all new things this month. Before we get into the new month though, it's time to look back on what March brought us!
Our new magic item releases for March:
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2024-04-01 14:49:28 +0000 UTC
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The seas don't always have to be a dangerous place. In fact, there may be many a friend to be found above and below the waves. With this in mind, we set out to create an agricultural community of possible friends and allies for your adventurers. We hope you'll find a good home for these little guys in your campaigns.
As with all of these One More Thing releases, it's exclusive to patrons. If you're not a patron and want this release, please consider
2024-03-28 17:00:07 +0000 UTC
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I’m an enjoyer of a beach vacation from time to time. Getting away from the hustle and bustle of my shop and the city and retreating to a tropical local where the sun is warm and the drinks flow freely is just what I need. Thankfully teleportation access has improved to the point that it’s much less of a hassle than it used to be. One day I was walking along for a stroll when I met an individual I had never seen the likes of prior. A Maxolotl they ca...
2024-03-28 15:00:06 +0000 UTC
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It's a big day here at AbyssalBrews. Actually it's a massive, humongous, extremely above average sized day. I would say I was being hyperbolic, but I am so excited to finally get this into your hands. We are FINALLY ready to launch the digital home for our content, the Kraken's Katalogue.
We have been working diligently on this project for over a year now and it involved a lot of hurdles, learning, failing, restarting, learning, failing more, and restarting again to finally get to this ...
2024-03-21 19:26:02 +0000 UTC
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Crystals have never been my thing. I prefer to leave that to those that go delving in the deep dark recesses to pull out whatever they may find, though I will admit I occasionally buy one or two that have interesting properties. When an associate told me they had been postulating that magics could be split much the same as light with the use of the correct type of prism, well I was just intrigued. I funded a little expedition to see if we could dig up just suc...
2024-03-21 15:00:10 +0000 UTC
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There are all manner of folks who want to solve every possible problem they come across by turning to magic, when often the better answer is turning to nature. The best answer is when you can combine both. Through working with a zoologically inclined friend of mine, we were able to devise a way to defeat gravity altogether through the cunning use of magic and mimicking the natural abilities of the sugar glider. I proposed a bit more of a complex name to give i...
2024-03-14 15:00:09 +0000 UTC
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At first I thought someone was just playing a clever ruse on me. An extremely well painted pit in the middle of my shop floor, very funny. Some of my friends are the joking type so I strode across with confidence only to have an incredibly unpleasant fall. How about that, the pit was actually real. Now how did they do it? I wondered. It’s then that one of my associates appeared at the top and asked if I was interested in buying it. I thought it was a silly q...
2024-03-07 16:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Greetings everyone!
February is always such a weird month for us considering it's so short, but this one had a surprising amount of month packed in it. We had five separate item releases as well as our One More Thing and continued development on our Katalogue which all came together to mean that this short little month was actually quite a busy one! Who could have thought? Anyways, we're excited to have brought you some really fun things for the month and looking into March we have a gr...
2024-03-01 17:10:25 +0000 UTC
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Greetings Adventurers,
Now we journey into the high seas! I'm excited to say we're starting a new theme of One More Thing releases for the next few months where we'll be focusing on the seas! Ships, boats, creatures of the deep, and who knows what else? We're hoping to make a number of interesting addons for your campaigns, but first we start with a creepy creature, the Brinerot.
As with all of these One More Thing releases, it's exclusive to patrons. If you're not a patron and wa...
2024-02-29 18:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Greetings adventurers!
Drunken sailors wander by my shop from time to time making a terrible mess of things and generally causing a problem. Always wanting something to cure their hangover or make their flight of fancy love them. I typically just turn them away, but on a particular day one stumbled in not looking for the typical. Instead all he wanted was something to stop the damn swaying of the ship from moving him while he was drawing up maps. An interesting request, so I decided...
2024-02-29 16:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Well, my latest stock is a bit unorthodox, and I say that as someone that deals in unorthodox on the regular. Now, don’t be too frightened by it. I’ve been assured by the wizards that it’s probably completely safe. Yes, that is the still living eye of some infernal being you’re seeing strapped to an eyepatch. It’s certain to cause a stir in some circles, but for the right individual I’m sure it could be the most fetching accessory. Where did I get ...
2024-02-22 16:00:08 +0000 UTC
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I don’t pretend to understand the trivial separations of living and dead. We all seem to have our place in the world and who am I to judge a lich for seeking eternal life? I do find it a bit uncouth when some meddle with temptation by keeping a foot on either side. Normally something would stop that kind of behavior, but it seems someone ripped a door to the other side straight off its hinges leaving just a wooden shield behind. What an odd choice that I’m...
2024-02-15 16:00:10 +0000 UTC
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