There I Ruined It

Bitches Ain't Shit - Christmas Edition (Full MP3)

Hot off the presses...the full version you've been asking for! Go forth and ruin your holiday playlists.

Creed Sings Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (Full MP3)

Merry Creedmas to all my new supporters!

Let the ruining begin!

I have a huge backlog of songs I'll be uploading: MP3s of full songs, videos that were removed from YouTube, and some songs I'll be extending just for Patreon! And of course the untold musical horrors that await 2025!

Please be patient as I have a day job and family. But if you'd like me to prioritize any old favorites, you're welcome to post in the comments here and I'll see what I can do!

I also welcome any advice on using this platform or what I can do better to earn your 5 buc...

Hallelujah + Baby Got Back (Full MP3 and WAV)

This abomination requested yesterday by member Torkild. I have a huge backlog of songs I'll be posting, and some I'll be extending just for Patreon! Hope you enjoy them.

More songs to come!

I just launched this today, but I'll be uploading more songs, past and present, in the weeks to come!

BANNED: Johnny Cash sings Barbie Girl (Full MP3)

One of my favorite A.I. mashups, and certainly my most infamous - both for appearing in a Congressional hearing, and for almost taking down my whole YouTube channel (the Johnny Cash estate is not a fan). Needless to say, don't share this :)

Gotta Beer in My Beer: A Tribute to Bro Country

We recently started performing this with the live There I Ruined It band here in Texas. I enjoy watching the transition as people go from laughing to reluctantly singing along, and finally to full-on acceptance.

We Will Swing You (Full MP3 and WAV)

I originally created this full version for a swing dance DJ here in Dallas last year. The confused looks of everyone on the dance floor are one of my treasured memories.

The Apple Bottom Drummer Boy (Full MP3)

The perfect addition to your company's holiday party playlist

Get Low + Holly Jolly Christmas (Full MP3)

The world debut of the full version right here on Patreon! Fun insider fact: my friend Matt let me create an AI model of his lovely baritone voice so that I could sing "through" his voice. We're living in strange times. Skeet skeet.

Thank you for supporting ruined music.

While millions have suffered through my "music," only an elite group would actually pay money to endure even more of it. And for that, I love you.