I made him nyan.
Dirk the kitten got off my lap. Ahhhh, my healing ahhh... I was so disappointed, and he instantly became the size of a normal black panther. He was a wonderful My Darling who has become more fluffy, probably because his fur grew longer.
“...... Can I touch you? It’s fine to mofumofu you, right?”
“... I wonder about that?”
He was a black panther, but I can tell he was chuckling. Kuha! No way, little devil Dirk-sama!? But that's g...
2022-09-04 07:38:53 +0000 UTC
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I made him nyan.
We came home from visiting the cemetery and got most of the housework done. I just had to heat up dinner. So I made a suggestion.
"Dirk, let's do an experiment."
“...... Of what?”
“You haven't been able to release your beastly nature lately, haven't you? So let's play after a long time. I really wanted to investigate the connection between Beastification and pheromone urges, but since we replenished ourselves on the body fluids yest...
2022-09-02 06:24:04 +0000 UTC
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To contract a Sacred Beast.
“We may have some questions for you during the lesson, is that all right with you?”
“As long as we can answer them.”
“That's enough. Then please take your seats.”
Teacher Marlen placed chairs from his inventory near the wall close to the podium and had them sit down.
The students looked at him and exclaimed things like, "Eh, is that the inventory!?" and "Wow!”.
Is inventory really such a rare magic after all?
M...
2022-08-30 06:12:49 +0000 UTC
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Pastel Rabbits this time?
(Oniichan, do you want us to collect the Snowbelows around here?)
“No, let’s leave Snowbelows to Vector’s group. We should look for the Pastel Rabbits. That’s our original objective anyways.”
(That’s true. I’m sure they will bring back a lot.)
So, we decided to look for the Pastel Rabbits as originally planned, but—
“”Ah! There!””
“There? A Pastel Rabbit?”
“”Yea!””
Soon, Allen and E...
2022-08-29 06:22:03 +0000 UTC
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Newlyweds and real feelings.
Last night and this morning, well… a lot of things was done to me… I was made say "ahh~" a lot… I am ashamed of myself. And to top it all off, Dirk is......... Dirk-sama is.........
“Rosarin, come to me.”
Dirk told me, “come to me”!? Yesterday… no, these days I was the one who was clinging to him all the time, and now he was opening his arms to me and saying come to me!?
“Okay!”
If I had a dog's tail,...
2022-08-27 21:33:52 +0000 UTC
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Your wife missed you.
I had done a lot of things the day before, and we had been flirting all day, so I was going to sleep quietly tonight.
But I was so happy that I got greedy, and I still wanted to sleep with Dirk. What should I do? But what if he doesn't want me to go? What if Dirk doesn't come here because he wants to sleep normally too... I started to feel uneasy, and when I realized, tears were spilling.
I know that my suspicion of him cheating on me is a...
2022-08-26 07:16:19 +0000 UTC
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To contract a Sacred Beast.
“If you want to make a contract with us, give it up. Besides, have you forgotten that you were warned by the Headmaster of this academy earlier?"
Kurogane looked down at Adry-sama with a cold eyes and responded in a low voice.
Although I wouldn’t call it coercion, let’s stop this atmosphere that would make normal pipsqueaks cry, okay?
“Eh, ah! T, that’s not it! I mean, if I ever have the chance to meet a Sacred Beast in ...
2022-08-25 06:11:15 +0000 UTC
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Accompanied by the Sacred Beasts!?
Oh, I was almost fooled.
Mashiro is not to be underestimated, even though he has a cute face because he says a lot of dangerous things.
I'll have to ask him where he learns such words from next time.
In the meantime, I arrived at the classroom.
I tried to persuade them to go back to the dorm again, but neither of them backed down, so I gave up and opened the classroom door.
As soon as we entered, everyone in the classroom s...
2022-08-23 06:35:55 +0000 UTC
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But the Pastel Rabbits…
“”Let’s search~!””
(((((Oh~!)))))
The day after the Ruven family get-together, we came to the forest to capture Pastel rabbits for Rosalie-san. Knowing that we were planning to stay in the Capital until the new year, Wald-san said that we could go looking for them when it was warmer, but the overly-excited children didn't want to wait. So we went out early the next day.
Well, I don't think the kids would be able to wait until...
2022-08-22 06:05:55 +0000 UTC
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Husband is happy, but it's hard.
Dirk's Point of View
It's nighttime. I flirted with Rosarin all morning and afternoon, so… I'm so happy that I'm probably going to run out of luck and die tomorrow.
Well, it’s hard living when left half-dead. It’s hard, but I’m happy. However… why is Rosarin so deliciously adorable… Is she making puppy eyes on purpose!? Don’t rub against me! Don’t purposely push your chest against me! Eh? H...
2022-08-20 09:33:13 +0000 UTC
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Happy home.
Dirk's tummy was screaming past the point of rumbling because he hadn't eaten anything since this morning because of all the flirting. How can I say it, his stomach is making some heroic sounds as always. I'm sure the sound of his tummy is one of the reasons why he always had the hungry image.
“...... I’m going to make something.”
“Uuu, I’m sorry. Ah, let me help! I will help you!”
There were new wife-style frilly aprons in the kit...
2022-08-19 06:05:00 +0000 UTC
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Accompanied by the Sacred Beasts!?
“Haah… I’m full. Still, I’m happy! We will be able to eat proper Yahatul cuisine at the academy.”
After leaving the café and on the way back to the classroom, Mariel-chan spoke to me while rubbing her stomach.
… Mariel-chan, that gesture is disqualifying for a lady's manners, don't you think?
“Yeah. I was able to get the Head chef to understand that dashi is the key to flavor. He said he was going to order no...
2022-08-18 06:11:34 +0000 UTC
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This is the real miso soup!
“Err, so, this katsuobushi is too hard to eat as it is, so it has to be shaved it into thin strips using this shaving machine.”
I put the dried katsuobushi on the shaving machine I bring along with me in my Inventory, and showed them how to shave them rhythmically with a swish, and Mariel-chan took notice.
“Wow, so that's how you shave katsuobushi! I have never seen it before! Can I try shaving it too?”
“Yes, you can.”...
2022-08-16 08:43:11 +0000 UTC
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Broad-minded People
“Vector!”
(N?... Ah~!)
When I hurriedly called his name to warn him, Vector showed a panicked look, as if he hadn't noticed that he was growing in size.
“”””””!””””””
Although smaller than his original size because it was indoors… everyone in the Ruven family, who only knew Vector the size of a large dog, was startled and froze. One wrong move and panic could ensue~
(Ah~ Vector did it now~)
(He...
2022-08-15 09:08:23 +0000 UTC
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Bliss and self-proclaimed messenger of peace.
“My name is Poppo-chan, a messenger of peace. I am a servant of Shiva-sama, and I also serve the Heroes—”Change."
“”...............””
“Hero—”Change.”
“”...............””
We were smiling and exchanging bloodthirsty stares. Dirk spoke to me timidly.
“By Heroes, you mean… Rosarin?”
“That’s right.”
“That’s wrong.”
“”...............”...
2022-08-13 08:13:23 +0000 UTC
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Bliss and self-proclaimed messenger of peace.
Well, Dirk-san was now being brushed in complete Beastification. His clothes were in the way, so I asked him to take off everything but his pants. He is so soft and silky. He is even shinier by brushing…… I couldn’t resist diving into his belly.
“Uniya!? H, hey now!”
“Mofubelly… you smell good… sniff~”
“N, nyooo!? Don’t sniff me! Don’t smell me in a place like thaaaat!?”
“Uhah...
2022-08-12 06:22:55 +0000 UTC
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This is the real miso soup!
“No, Headmaster. I am calm.”
The moment I smiled, Kurogane and Mashiro in their human forms warped behind me.
“Hii…!”
The head chef, perhaps startled by the sudden appearance of the two, let out a small scream and fell on his buttocks.
“A, are those… Sa, Sacred Beasts…!? Hii, hiyuu!? P, Please, spare my life!!”
Eh, spare his life? … Is this situation perhaps making me look like a villainess?
W...
2022-08-11 05:29:12 +0000 UTC
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This is the real miso soup!
“H, how does it taste bad…?”
The head chef stared at me, shaking and trembling.
No need to be so frightened…
“You said you purchased my recipe, did you not? Have you ever made this miso soup exactly to the recipe?"
If you have ever made it according to the recipe, it would not taste like this.
The head chef gave a jerky look at my question.
“T, that is…”
“As I thought… something very important...
2022-08-09 06:32:44 +0000 UTC
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Tolerance Level
“O, oi, Rosalie, are you okay?”
“Y, yes…”
“Really? Are you not feeling sick or something?”
“I am fine.”
Wald-san called out to Rosalie-san, who had become absentminded, and looked to see how she was feeling.
“Takumi, Rosalie still can't tolerate your eccentricities, so you should be a little more careful.”
“Calling them eccentricities is rude~”
“”Eccentiwhat?””
"It means weird behavior. We didn...
2022-08-08 06:01:56 +0000 UTC
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Morning, fluff and flirting.
First night of marriage… I thought the waking up would be questionable because of Shiva, but Dirk's amazing pectoral muscles brought the tension back.
Dirk knows I like fine macho and still trains his muscles to keep in shape. Moreover, he has grown out part of his hair in the back for me. This is so that I can tie his hair. Instead of mofumofu, I carefully brush Dirk's hair and tie it up. I love Dirk's hair because it is silky and very...
2022-08-06 09:07:44 +0000 UTC
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A wedding gift… no, a curse?
I was supposed to be rolling around in my sleep... but I felt something calling me.
I am… who? I am… Rin. For the first time in a long time, I was Rin. Where am I? It was a temple-like place. I was scurrying around, and then a white, easygoing God appeared.
“Yo, congratulations on your marriage.”
“... Shiva.”
The white God, who has not changed at all after seven years, was in a good mood and smiling.
“...
2022-08-05 09:02:17 +0000 UTC
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Food tasting, food tasting!
… The waiters had left, but the head chef stayed for some reason.
This may mean that he won't leave unless we eat and give him our impressions, or perhaps he is too anxious to leave.
We should give him our impressions and ask him to leave as soon as possible.
“Haha, right. Well, let's eat it before it gets cold.”
At the Headmaster's words, everyone began to eat.
I started with the rice.
The rice had a firm texture a...
2022-08-04 05:51:46 +0000 UTC
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Gifts
After yesterday's wedding reception, the newlyweds had some time alone together, so we were to meet again this afternoon with Rosalie-san, who had married into the Ruven family. The entire Ruven family, except for Lucario-kun, who was napping, had gathered in the common room.
There were four sofas surrounding a table in the center of the room, with the couple sitting on three of them and me and the children on the remaining one, creating a family reunion with one ...
2022-08-01 16:25:23 +0000 UTC
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How about separate bedrooms on the wedding night?
“What were you imagining?”
“S, stupiiiid!! You can't imagine anything else in this situation!!”
“Eh~ Rosarin doesn’t understand. What other bodily fluids are there besides saliva?”
“A, auuuuu.”
Even though there’s still blood, tears, sweat, etc... well, I don't want to talk about snot and urine.
But actually, he is probably right in that imagination. Since we are supposed to ve...
2022-07-30 09:26:27 +0000 UTC
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Food tasting, food tasting!
“The purpose of going through the Guild is to prevent the magic tool craftsmen from being disadvantaged in the distribution of rights and profits. Some craftsmen are not interested in business. The Guild was founded to protect them and to cooperate with the Merchant’s Guilds so that good craftsmen would not be bought up by those who do not understand the value of their tools.”
Certainly, that's how it is with profession nerds.
...
2022-07-29 05:45:41 +0000 UTC
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