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The Many Ways I Blow Up

Sunday

Allergy season has struck, so this morning I had a bad case of the sniffles. I took some medicine the first thing, but it kind of takes a minute to kick in. In the meantime, I decided to blow my nose clean of any snot and boogers. For some reason though, when I blew into a tissue, my butt and belly started bulging. I blew into it again and my back rounded up with them. I blew one more time and my arms blew up and sprang apart, just when I was able to blow my nose...

Balloon Yoga (Popping Ending)

Once upon a time, there were two girls, a blonde and a redhead. These two girls spend a lot of their time at a private dojo, in a bamboo forest outside of town, practicing the untold art of Balloon Yoga, doing stretch exercises and practicing deep breathing. It was only a matter of time before they both got so good at it, they became inflatable superhumans. Their bodies are more flexible than anyone else’s and their lungs are capable of holding infinite amounts of air. With these facts comb...

The Inflatable Couple

Valentine’s Day has just arrived, and this year, I have something special in store. I saved up to buy a first-class private room just for the two of us. It’s tall and wide enough to fill up half a parking lot.

But that’s just the beginning.

You arrive just to see me in my flexible pajamas, and I can see you wearing the same thing. “I am so, SO glad you’re here,” I say to you.

“I’m glad to be here,” you reply. “This is one nice pad you saved up for. What�...

Bluenary Formula

My first blueberry inflation story! 

It’s another normal day in the lab. Seria is on her way to her lab room when she sees Balloonie already in there, sitting next to a bowl of blueberries. As she walks in, she also notices that Balloonie has shiny blue skin, and her belly is bulging.

“What is going on here?”, Seria asks.

“Ah, Seria!”, says Balloonie. “I have enhanced the blueberries for an even more juicy taste. Care to try one?”...

Voo-You Supernova

It’s a beautiful, sunny day, and I, a small and petite young lady, am outside in a meadow, watching hot-air balloons go by. I’m just looking up at every last one of them…with envy.

“Man, life’s no fun if you have to live with being the smallest out of almost everyone and everything around you. I wish I was bigger.”

“So you want to be big, huh?”, says a dark and creepy voice.

“HUH?! Who said that?!” I look around only to find a pair of floating hands, one ...

New Year's Blast

Happy New Year!!!

Balloon of the Year

It’s the first morning of the new year. After today, it’s back to the mundane way of the salt mines. I’m already too busy cleaning my house after the New Year’s Eve party, and I knew I’d be even busier tomorrow. Sometimes I wish I could just escape reality, even if it lasts only a while. If only I could be something (anything!) else.

Currently, I’m trying to figure out what to do with all the foil balloons I had in the corners of my house. Then I notice I have one balloon th...

If You Overinflate a P-Balloon... (Deflation Ending)

Without a single shadow of a doubt, you know this will be the greatest thing anyone will ever do. You’re in an old, big, and empty warehouse, and looking around, you see that you have your cameras set up everywhere to record live on the internet. You also inspect yourself to see that you’re wearing an infinitely elastic yellow jumpsuit with a bold white P on your chest, much resembling a P-Balloon. You also happen to have an actual P-Balloon in your own hands, but it’s deflated right no...

If You Over-inflate a P-Balloon... (Explosion Ending)

Without a single shadow of a doubt, you know this will be the greatest thing anyone will ever do. You’re in an old, big, and empty warehouse, and looking around, you see that you have your cameras set up everywhere to record live on the internet. You also inspect yourself to see that you’re wearing an infinitely elastic yellow jumpsuit with a bold white P on your chest, much resembling a P-Balloon. You also happen to have an actual P-Balloon in your own hands, but it’s deflated right no...

If You Over-inflate a P-Balloon...(Infinite Ending)

Without a single shadow of a doubt, you know this will be the greatest thing anyone will ever do. You’re in an old, big, and empty warehouse, and looking around, you see that you have your cameras set up everywhere to record live on the internet. You also inspect yourself to see that you’re wearing an infinitely elastic yellow jumpsuit with a bold white P on your chest, much resembling a P-Balloon. You also happen to have an actual P-Balloon in your own hands, but it’s deflated right no...

Balloonie and Seria Ornaments

Planet Blow-Up

I’m a living balloon now. Not literally, of course. I was just having fun blowing up what was my own slim body into a giant sphere. Just the feeling of being so big, full, and wide, getting closer and closer to the point of bursting, it’s the best feeling ever!

But if you’re wondering how that’s possible, it’s a pretty long story.

Light years away, in an alternate galaxy, is a weird, orange planet called Planet Blow-Up. On this planet, there are orange aliens with antenn...

Blimpsgiving

It’s that time of year yet again. Tomorrow morning is the annual Thanksgiving Day parade. I hear it’s based on people this year, and you, the manager of the parade this year, will check up on me within the next hour. Fortunately, I made my float ahead of time, a life size model of a pilgrim. Now all I need to do is inflate it.

Inside the warehouse where the floats and balloons are set up, I use the hose from the helium pipeline on the walls to fill up mine. Halfway in the process th...

Puffor's P-Shirt: The Story (Alternate Ending)

A story based on Puffor’s P-Shirt

Puffor receives a package in the mail one day. It was from the pink-haired humanoid, Balloonie. She always finds Puffor to be super attractive to her, inflated or not. She wants to be closer with him, so she sent him a present. Puffor opens up the gift to find a yellow, long sleeved shirt with a white P on it. He decides to ...

Puffor Thanksgiving Balloon

Original and Alternate

The Ghost of the Air Tank (Explosion Ending)

It’s October. I always fear this spooky month due to a paranormal rumor around town. Every year, during this month of horrors, there would be a rusty old air tank that would appear in your house out of nowhere. That tank would contain a ghost inside. According to the rumors, anyone who ever met this ghost was blown up like a balloon. I’m really hoping I wouldn’t have to be the ghost’s next victim, but you think I’m being a little  paranoid. There’s no such thing as ghosts. 2021-10-19 09:34:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Inflanity (Explosion Ending)

After only a few weeks of practicing, I finally mastered the magical art of Inflanity. With this new spell, I was able to blow up anything only by rubbing it with the palms of my hands. I tested it on everything inflatable, like balls, balloons, flat tires, and pool toys. And yet, the result is one and the same. Everything filled up with air at the palms of my hands.

But I was having so much fun with this magic, it wasn’t long before I ran out of stuff to blow up. Now, I was sitting o...

Stages of Body Inflation

Stage 0: Your deflated state. You’re light, flat, and all out of air, looking like a crumpled piece of paper. During this state, you’re so fragile, you can easily be blown away.

Stage 1: Your normal figure. This is your normal starting point.

Stage 2: This stage will only start when your body begins to noticeably grow. It normally starts with one of your three B’s, then it goes towards your arms and legs. Your cheeks may als...

My Ballooning Superpower: The Story (Infinite Ending)

This is a story based on one of my quizzes I did a while back.

I have an amazing new super power. I can blow up like a balloon.

Back in my past, I would often picture myself as a giant human balloon, being blown up as big as I want. It wasn’t until one day when a stranger forced me to drink some bizarre chemical compound. It rearranged my molecules in every which way possible. If it was an attempt to kill me for no reason, it backfired, because later th...

Party Balloon Boy (Deflation Ending)

I’ve recently been invited to a party that’s only two weeks away, on the day after college graduation. On that day, I want to bring along something special. So today, I order some Partie Brand Cookies and scheduled them to be sent to my door on graduation. A whole pack of those cookies arrive at my door as a free sample the next day. I don’t know why they would send a pack to me as a free sample, but I’m not complaining about it.

I open the pack to see a baker’s dozen worth of...

Party Balloon Boy (Explosion Ending)

I’ve recently been invited to a party that’s only two weeks away, on the day after college graduation. On that day, I want to bring along something special. So today, I order some Partie Brand Cookies and scheduled them to be sent to my door on graduation. A whole pack of those cookies arrive at my door as a free sample the next day. I don’t know why they would send a pack to me as a free sample, but I’m not complaining about it.

I open the pack to see a baker’s dozen worth of...

Magic Puff! (Deflation Ending)

It arrived in the mail just this morning. I am now a proud owner of my very own supply of Magic Gas! It’s basically just some of that safe and breathable regular type of air that magically multiplies upon any type of exposure. One simple dab of air spray from one of these canisters will be enough to fill up a beach ball. So this is not something you would want to take directly.

Unless, of course, you'd want to be blown up like a balloon!

The canisters are about as tall as I am a...

Magic Puff! (Popping Ending)

It arrived in the mail just this morning. I am now a proud owner of my very own supply of Magic Gas! It’s basically just some of that safe and breathable regular type of air that magically multiplies upon any type of exposure. One simple dab of air spray from one of these canisters will be enough to fill up a beach ball. So this is not something you would want to take directly.

Unless, of course, you'd want to be blown up like a balloon!

The canisters are about as tall as I am a...

Magic Puff! (Infinite Ending)

It arrived in the mail just this morning. I am now a proud owner of my very own supply of Magic Gas! It’s basically just some of that safe and breathable regular type of air that magically multiplies upon any type of exposure. One simple dab of air spray from one of these canisters will be enough to fill up a beach ball. So this is not something you would want to take directly.

Unless, of course, you'd want to be blown up like a balloon!

The canisters are about as tall as I am a...

The Pump-Me App (Deflation Ending)

After a month of trial and error, and careful configuration, your very own app, Pump-Me, is almost ready for release. You have successfully managed to download it on various devices, including phones, tablets, and computers. Now you need to test the app itself.

The app’s main setup consists of one big pump button and three smaller buttons with fruit icons, with a pair of cherries for breasts, a melon for bellies, and a peach for butts, in that order. First, you tap the cherries to hav...