Ain't Slayed Nobody

Fairyland 3/3 - Into the Madness (Ad-Free)

The night is dark and full of terrors for the McDonald family as their encounters with the cosmic horrors of Fairyland draw to their conclusion. The tenuous sanity holding the family to reality grow ever weaker as they learn the truth about the town's children and come face to face with their own nightmares. Is Maggie safe? Will anyone survive Fairyland? And worse...do they even want to?

Transcript: 2021-09-08 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Fairyland 2/3 - Into the Town (Ad-Free)

Bill McDonald and his family try to settle into their new jobs after a traumatizing first night at Linty Farm. Cryptic comments from the townsfolk build the tension for our party, and it soon becomes clear that fear and terror are the order of the day in Cullingstone. What is wrong with the children in this town? Is Maggie safe? What unimaginable horrors lurk in the woods? And will Ol' McDonald live to have his farm?

Transcript: 2021-09-07 13:37:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Fairyland 1/3 - Into the Woods (Ad-Free)

On this Ain't Slayed Nobody mini-arc: the ASN crew and guest Keeper Scott Dorward tackle the cosmic horrors of 19th century Scotland in Cthulhu Dark. Bill McDonald and his family arrive back in their ancestral homeland in the Scottish highlands, ready to take up a new life as homesteaders. But the family quickly discovers that something isn't quite right in woods around their new home, and a little harmless exploration may prove deadly. Is the house haunted? What is that strange laughter comi...

Fan Q&A: Y'all of Cthulhu (Ad-Free)

We answered fan questions about Season One of Y'all of Cthulhu. Learn more about how the show works, our opinions on horror, some bits of backstory, and more.

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Y'all of Cthulhu 21/21 - My Beloved Monster (Ad-Free)

At last, the stars are right! But for whom remains to be seen. The full scope of Brock's plans for Ellie, and for the world, are revealed in blood and darkness as Johnny calls on an unlikely ally and the sheriff reaches out to forces she may not be able to control. Who will win in the final showdown? Where's Erik? Can the world survive what's being unleashed upon it? Find out in this final ride down season one's darker trails.

Transcript: 2021-08-31 06:12:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Y'all of Cthulhu Finale: Live Listen-Along

Howdy, 

I hoped to host this live listening party on Sunday but I need the extra day to finish the episode. I want it to be good! If you're able, register at the Crowdcast link to join us on Monday for the listen and chat. Otherwise, the episode goes live to the world on Tuesday. Thanks for this entire ride.

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Y'all of Cthulhu 20/21 - Well Actually (Ad-Free)

Events in Olvido race towards their inevitable conclusion in part 1 of the season finale. As Ellie emerges from stasis to seek her revenge and Johnny awakens from his horrific ordeal, the stars begin to align...but for what? Can Johnny find Jeremiah and reunite what's left of our beleaguered posse? Will he have the strength to complete the ritual that might be their best chance at salvation? Is Ellie strong enough to take on Colin Brock alone? And will anyone be left to tell the tale?

Y'all of Cthulhu - Episode 20: Well Actually

I am posting the audio for Episode 20 here on Patreon because the Crowdcast had a technical glitch during the listen-along. If you'd like to listen a day early, I recommend using the audio on this post instead of the Crowdcast. Thanks to everyone who joined for the listen-along. It was fun to chat about the episode. 

Please don't post any spoilers, even in the spoilers channel, until after the public release on Tuesday.

Add your voice to the Y'all of Cthulhu Finale

If you'd like to contribute your voice to the finale, please make a recording of yourself saying the phrase from the mp3 file attached to this post with the cleanest audio you can manage. 

Your recording doesn't need to be perfect because your voice will likely be part of a chorus. You can say the phrase once or many times. Do you best to keep in time to the cadence in the attached audio file.  

The audio contains what I consider to be a rather mild finale spoiler. ...

The Meat Trade: Episode 4 - Memory Motel

The Meat Trade moves into Grace's apartment with Scott Dorward as Keeper of Arcane Lore. cuppycup, Rina Haenze, and Graeme Patrick dig into the slow burn portion of the adventure.

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2021-08-05 13:43:25 +0000 UTC View Post

The Medicine Show: Episode 4

Join Wes Davis (Jeremiah), cuppycup, and a group of Wes' talented improv friends in a special Patreon mini-series. This is the fourth and final episode of a 4-episode arc set in Idaho in 1866. Our investigators learn the truth about the horrors in Silver City.

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Y'all of Cthulhu 19/21 - Hushabye (Ad-Free)

While Johnny and Jeremiah deal with their own traumas back in Olvido, Ellie and Father Flint face their individual fates at Colin Brock’s estate. Worlds collide for the Sheriff as she struggles to separate reality from dreams, and should she ever fight her way back, she may find that her allies are no longer as close or reliable as she would have hoped. As for the Father, his mission to save the lost souls of Olvido may have unintended consequences as he charges recklessly into the dangers ...

The Meat Trade: Episode 3 - Miss You

The Meat Trade moves on with Scott Dorward as Keeper of Arcane Lore. cuppycup, Rina Haenze, and Graeme Patrick pick up the pieces after exploring the tunnels. 

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The Medicine Show: Episode 3

Join Wes Davis (Jeremiah), cuppycup, and a group of Wes' talented improv friends in a special Patreon mini-series. This is the third episode of a 4-episode arc set in Silver City, Idaho in 1866. Our investigators dive into more horrors as they learn more about recent violence.

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Y'all of Cthulhu Album: Original Music by Graham Plowman

We commissioned four 10+ minute tracks from orchestral horror composer Graham Plowman for Y'all of Cthulhu Episodes 18-21. 

You can download these tracks as part of our Patreon Posse by using the attachments on this post.

This music is used in the background of several scenes in our final episodes of the season. We invite you to use these tracks in your home games, but please do not distribute the files. 

If you would like to purchase the album or recommend this mu...

Y'all of Cthulhu 18/21 - Gross Anatomy (Ad-Free)

With the posse split, Jeremiah questions his fellow prisoner in the church basement. He learns a bit more about Colin Brock's motivation while trying to stay connected to reality. Meanwhile, Johnny asks Ida about the book he received from her curio stand in Las Cruces. How far down the rabbit hole will he go?

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The Meat Trade: Episode 2 - Shine a Light

We continue The Meat Trade with Scott Dorward as Keeper of Arcane Lore. cuppycup, Rina Haenze, and Graeme Patrick investigate tunnels underneath London during an air raid. 

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2021-06-03 03:15:49 +0000 UTC View Post

The Meat Trade: Episode 1 - Gimme Shelter

Join Scott Dorward, cuppycup, Rina Haenze, and Graeme Patrick for this exclusive World War Cthulhu: London series. In this debut episode, our investigators from the East End of London seek shelter from a German air raid during WW2. Meet new friends in the bomb shelter.

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Y'all of Cthulhu 17/21 - Out of Time (Ad-Free)

Our posse, still reeling from the events of the last episode, try to escape the dangers pursuing them at every turn. But with the endgame in sight and madness nipping at their heels, the party may find themselves out of time and without a friend to turn to as past, present, and future begin to converge down these darker trails. Will Colin Brock ever pay for his sins? Can any of the party escape the doom hanging over their heads? And will they have the guts to do what needs to be done?

Y'all of Cthulhu 16/21 - Separation Anxiety (Ad-Free)

The blood of Ellie's father cries out from the ground, and the truth about what happened to him has startling consequences for our posse as they struggle to cope with everything they've just learned. Johnny, Flint, and their new followers go looking for the other investigators, while Jeremiah continues to forge his own path. Will our investigators reunite in time to prevent disaster? What is Colin Brock's plan? Will anyone survive the endgame? And what's the deal with the goat woof, anyway? 2021-04-13 07:54:29 +0000 UTC View Post

The Medicine Show: Episode 2

Join Wes Davis (Jeremiah), cuppycup, and a group of Wes' talented improv friends in a special Patreon mini-series. This is the second episode of a 3-episode arc set in Silver City, Idaho in 1866. The situation intensifies as our investigators search the town for answers.

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The Medicine Show (Jeremiah Prequel): Episode 1

Join Wes Davis (Jeremiah), cuppycup, and a group of Wes' talented improv friends in a special Patreon mini-series. This is the first episode of a 3-episode arc set in Silver City, Idaho in 1866. Our investigators are awaiting a medicine show that promises a miracle elixir.

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Y'all of Cthulhu 15/21 - The Weight (Ad-Free)

Dark secrets and hidden truths come to light as our posse continues to delve into the mysteries of Olvido. Lance and Ellie have a heart-to-heart with Colin Brock, while Johnny, Jeremiah, and Father Flint venture deeper into the dark heart of the hotel. What cosmic horrors await the party in their investigations? Will the mystery of Ellie's father's murder finally be revealed? And what (or who) is making that awful scream?

Transcript: 2021-03-11 08:25:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Catland with Scott Dorward Audio (both parts)

Our audio from both sessions of Catland with Scott Dorward is now available on our Patreon Podcast feed. I have also attached both audio files to this post in case you have trouble adding Patreon content to the feed or if your favorite app does not support private feeds.

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Stalker in the Moonlit Mall (Complete CoC one-shot)

This Call of Cthulhu 7th edition convention scenario puts our investigators in a brand new shopping mall in rural Ohio. Events take place in the 1980s.

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Our Twitch streams live there for 60 days then live here on Patreon forever.

We uploaded the audio-only version to our regular feed as a Patreon podcast bonus. Here is a 2021-03-02 12:35:36 +0000 UTC View Post

"Missed Dues" Livestream on Saturday (tomorrow!)

Register for both sessions of "Missed Dues," our Patreon-only stream on Saturday, February 27th at 12:30pm CST (GMT -6). We are playing the whole scenario in a single session, but there are two parts because we expect to run over the 4-hour time Crowdcast limit. If you cannot join us live, you will be able to watch the recording on demand. 

This game features Keeper of Arcane Lore Tensoon's Shadow with players Scott Dorward, Rina Haenze, Wes Davis, Chuck, and cuppycup.

Y'all of Cthulhu 14/21 - Key Issues (Ad-Free)

The posse discovers the joys of a split party as Lance and Ellie ride off in search of Colin Brock, Father Flint and Jeremiah investigate a mysterious locked door, and Johnny babysits Bertie. Tensions rise and new mysteries await around every corner, if the party can survive to untangle them all. Will Ellie finally have her revenge on Colin Brock? What is up with these overly-cheerful townsfolks, anyway? And what lurks behind those locked doors?

Transcript: 2021-02-16 19:07:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Y'all of Cthulhu 13/21 - Dust Devils (Ad-Free)

The posse chats with the townsfolk in Olvido, and begins to learn how things might work in this mysterious New Mexico town. Will they track down Colin Brock and confront the demons of their past?

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Elder Dice Winners Announced

Congratulations to our three winners of Interstellar Elder Dice from Infinite Black. I'll be in touch with each winner over email this week to get dice selections and arrange shipping. Watch the video for Wheel Spinning excitement. 14 finalists were chosen randomly from all of our patrons. 

I noticed in editing that the 3 winners are side-by-side on the wheel, so let the controversy begin! I feel good about the results because finalists were randomly placed on the wheel and test sp...