(Intro, Bridge at 4:18, Outro at 8:09)
We mentioned Death Spa a little bit this week, so this felt like a good choice for our midweek viewing (especially with that Feldman bump!👌)
Enjoy…See you on Friday for CLINT HOWARD NIGHT!! 🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️
Starting out a new, regular feature where Joe Bob answers a question from one of our Patron Saints a few times a month. This question was from one of our Discord buddies, but I didn’t have a chance to ask it during our Hogzilla watchalong. (Regrettably I didn’t make note of who sent it -sorry about that!!!- but I figured it was still a good place to start.)
If you’ve got any questions for JB, send ‘em my way & I’ll fwd them to him to talk way too long about… ...
2021-06-09 21:50:23 +0000 UTC View Post
****UPDATE: Here are those time codes for you!
Soylent Green:
Watch intro, then start the movie after first cut to black.
Watch until 16:17 ("Okay."), watch second Joe Bob segment.
Watch until 24:45 (Edward G. looks at the vegetables), watch third JB segment.
Watch until 40:14 ("Whatever you say, sir."), watch fourth JB segment.
Watch until 50:19 ("Who the hell needs strawberries?!"), watch fifth segment.
Watch until 1:02:03 (The end o...
2021-06-06 01:53:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Ho-wdy, Ho-mies!! Sorry this is just under the wire again but it's been a looooong day and now I've gotta get in show mode!! Here's your "Something Different" for Friday to get you ins how mode, too. ;) Enjoy JB chatting with Connie Chung about the Hubbies and I'll see you all very soon! :)
PS- The sound is messed up at the VERY beginning, but fine after that. :)
PPS- If you want to participate in tonight's Iron Mutant Challenge, the details on how to claim your own (signed!) cert...
2021-06-05 00:28:53 +0000 UTC View Post
(Intro, Bridge at 6:33, Outro at 11:11...there’s a lil more dead air in between the bridge & outro than usual. Sorry about that! The wifi where I am is hella slow & if I go back in to edit it out I fear it won’t get reuploaded tonight. )
Ho-wdy, Ho-mies! Apologies for the late post but I’d been thinking it was Tuesday all day! 😋 Monday felt like a holiday (it really wasn’t for me, but it still had that vibe) plus the lack of AEW on Wednesday this week (😭😭...
2021-06-03 04:50:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Ho-wdy y'all!!! I'm going back to update the time codes on the previous Monstervision post, as promised, but as a lil' bonus here's a cl-ass-sick goodie I just ran across and wanted to share. I'd seen some of the Linda Blair interviews before, but I never knew the (obviously super true) backstory of the goat eating the video tape... ;) Enjoy! xoxo
***UPDATE: Here are the time codes for ya!
For The Monster Club:
Watch intro, then start the movie after first cut to black.
Watch until 12:34 (The Shadmock revealed!), second Joe Bob segment.
32:14 ("...tenderhearted monster."), third JB segment.
Watch until 41:27 ("Home at 7."), fourth segment.
Watch until 48:48 (The boy peeks behind the curtain) fifth segment.
Watch until 56:32 ("Ah, such a happy family.") sixth segment.
Watch unt...
2021-05-30 03:32:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Friday and The Last Drive-In Day. my freaky f(r)iends! For once I am here reasonably earlier with my lil' Friday extra so you actually have time to watch it before the show tonight, if you'd like! :)
Today I bringeth thee another edition of the Hubbie Awards! I love these and I'm pushing him to REALLY bring these back next year! We are bringing them back in July during the Mutant Fest Awards Show at the Drive-In Jamboree, which is awesome (and I'm going to see if we can set ...
2021-05-28 18:58:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a cute lil' quickie I found on the same tape as the previous post. If I were more patient I'd save it for the horrordays, but since I'm not, enjoy!! ;) xoxo
2021-05-27 03:07:59 +0000 UTC View Post
(Intro, Bridge Between Movies at 4:33, Outro at 7:53)
Happy Humpday, Ho-mies!! This has been a lil' bit o' a nutty week for me, and without AEW tonight I'd nearly forgotten what day it was!! Well, unless you count knowing today was Dracula Day and Peter Cushing & Pam Grier's birthdays. Of corpse I'd never forget those!! 😋
The intro on this one cracked me up (no pepper pun intended 😉). All I'm gonna say is that's some "marital aid", JB!! 😋
I hope you're havi...
2021-05-27 03:05:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Here ya go...Something cute and happy! :)
It's not the greatest quality, unfortunately, but I'd only ever seen his first appearance until now. JB spoke recently during one of our eps (I wanna say Valentine's Day?) about how much his dad loved the Tonight Show and how he really wanted to be on it for him. Unfortunately his dad passed away about a week before JB got the call to be on the first time, and never got to see that his little boy made it to his favorite show. I know JB was a bun...
2021-05-24 08:03:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, y'all! This is just a quickie message to kinda explain what happened when I attempted my lil' cartoon watchalong this (well, now technically yesterday) AM.
Spoilers for those who (understandably) don't wanna spend 4 mins listening to me whine: It didn't work out so well. :(
On the bright side, I did learn more about the limitations of doing watchalongs here directly, and got some cool ideas on how to try doing things in the future. I also had a great lil' voice chat with...
2021-05-24 07:26:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Time Codes-
Bram Stoker's Dracula:
Watch intro, then start the movie after first cut to black.
Watch until 13:20 (Dracula welcomes Harker), then watch second Joe Bob segment.
Watch until 29:24 (Exit Dracula), then watch third JB segment.
Watch until 44:59 (Dracula in his gray suit), then watch fourth JB segment.
Watch until 58:39 (Dracula kills the flowers), then watch fifth JB segment.
Watch until 1:09:04 (Dance of the Dead), then watch si...
2021-05-23 03:57:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Friday, Folks!!
We are so close to the start of Bruce Campbell/Bill Lustig night on The Last Drive-In!! I am a hearty mix of stoked and petrified, as always, but I think no matter what, you guys are gonna dig this one!!
To get you hyped for tonight, here's a lil' #FBF to 1988 when JB ran for President! (I've been trying to convince him to do this again...America needs him more than ever!! :) I asked if he had any tidbits he wanted to share about life on the campaign trail an...
2021-05-21 23:58:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a lil’ bonus post of a couple of Drive-In Theater Promos from 11/90...I so have to find No Holds Barred now!!! 😋 Enjoy! ❤️❤️❤️
2021-05-20 03:28:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Hump Day, Ho-mies! Here's what I guess what must've been his Halloween episode from this year, though it seems a lil' more suited for Turkey Day. (You can only tell it's Halloween from the pumpkin joke at the beginning, which he'd so never get away with now!! ;)
I got caught up with messages here for one full day (hooray!! :), but now I'm 300+ behind again. I hope to be fully caught up again by the end of the weekend, but rest ass-ured that I will reply to everyone as soon a...
2021-05-20 03:25:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Time Codes-
For The Fog:
Watch intro, then start the movie after first cut to black.
Watch until 24:57 (****Tom Atkins****, fade to black), watch second Joe Bob segment.
Watch until 38:12 ("...being an accomplice to murder."), watch third JB segment.
Watch until 52:29 (Jamie Lee and ***Tom *** look out the window), watch fourth JB segment.
Watch until 1:02:20 (Adrienne hangs up the phone, silence), watch fifth segment.
Watch until 1:10:42 (...
2021-05-16 03:56:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Last Drive-In Day, Patreon Pals!! Here's a lil' quickie to get ya warmed up for the show tonight.
This was on an unlabeled tape with a bunch of old JBB interviews that were clearly just recorded off the telly, so I'm not completely sure of the date for it. It's from CBS This Morning, circa '92-ish? (That's when Iron JB was published so my awesome deductive reasoning powers have lead me to believe that's about when he'd be promoting it. ;)
Enjoy the clip, and I hope you...
2021-05-15 00:25:37 +0000 UTC View PostSo...I’m seeing pics of the shirts that were sent out to you guys. Some look really cute and the way I’d hoped they’d come out. Some, however, do not. 😢
Patreon was supposed to send a sample before they shipped these out, but unfortunately they did not. I wouldn’t have approved anything that looks like this. 😞 So if you are unhappy with your shirt please send me a private message here and we will get you a new, vastly improved shirt sent out.
I’m sincerely sorr...
2021-05-13 05:04:51 +0000 UTC View Post
(Bridge is at 4:16)
Happy Humpday, Ho-mies!! Tonight I have a new/old ep of Drive-In Theater for you, featuring "the worst Marilyn Chambers movie". (He almost won't introduce it even though it has 50 breasts...How can any movie be THAT bad?? ;)
I'm so happy you guys are starting to get your goodies now. Thanks so much to everyone who sent/posted pics...I hope you're really enjoying everything!! :) xoxo
Ho-wdy, ho-mies!! Here's another heapin' helping of Drive-In News fer ya, this time from November 1990. I thought it'd go well with the Lost Drive-In News from May 2021 I've got for you today. ;)
First up, most of the Patron Saint tier merch has been sent out, and the rest is going out this week. (I'm hand-stuffing all the pics and Blu-Rays, so that part's a bit of a process...) There's a lot to keep track of, so I have zero doubt I've fucked a thing or 2 up along the way. If you have a...
2021-05-12 04:46:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Time Codes
For The Shawshank Redemption:
Watch intro, then start the movie after first cut to black.
Watch until 12:42 (Andy enters the prison, darkness), then watch second Joe Bob segment.
Watch until 23:42 (Morgan takes a bite), then watch third JB segment.
Watch until 38:50 ("...if only for a short while."), then watch fourth JB segment.
Watch until 55:35 ("...if you ask them for funds."), then watch fifth JB segment.
Watch until 1:11:04...
2021-05-09 04:05:04 +0000 UTC View Post
One of these days I'm gonna be early with a pre-show #FBF post fer ya, but clearly that day is not today! ;) Once again just under the wire, here's something a lil' different but still super cute fer ya.
This is from a show named The Texas 27 Film Vault, which ran on KDFI Channel 27 in Dallas from 1985-1987. In this very special episode they covered the "rebirth" of Joe Bob Briggs. (If they only knew what 2018 had in store for our beloved JBB... ;)
It's clearly just re...
2021-05-08 00:36:37 +0000 UTC View Post
(Intro, Bridge at 5:30, Outro at 10:30)
Ho-wdy Ho-mies...Happy #AEW night!! 😋
I just got out from watching Blood & Guts live, which reminded me that it’s Wednesday, and you know what that means...
Time for another heapin‘ helping’ of JBB goodness. I got to see a lot of LDI viewers while I was at the show tonight, which makes me so happy!! Wrasslin‘ + Horror= ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Enjoy the show, Mutants, and I will see you again Friday...
2021-05-06 03:18:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Ho-wdy, Patreon Pals! I’m prepping this whole 5th Anniversary special for you (should be done by tomw...it’s all in lil pieces for some reason. 🤷🏻♀️) But since messages are currently acting up on here I wanted to post a lil’ something to let you know that Patreon has ass-ured me they are “working on it”. Hopefully they’ll be back up & running again soon. 🥰
In the meantime, enjoy this lil’ interview with JB & Wayne Newton. (They really are good buddi...
2021-05-04 02:27:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Time Codes for Mars Attacks:
Watch intro, then start the movie after first cut to black.
Watch until 16:52 ( "The stress at work is unbelievable." ), then watch second Joe Bob segment.
Watch until 24:05 (clapping), then watch third JB segment.
Watch until 37:15("The doorway... It's opening."), then watch fourth JB segment.
Watch until 48:59 (Chihuahua-stein), then watch fifth JB segment.
Watch until 1:04:28 (Martian Girl...
2021-05-02 04:28:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Jeffrey Combs Day everybody!!! I'm so stoked bc he's been a dream guest for me since Day 1 and it's finally happening!!! Plus the movie we're showing with him is a super fun one!! (The second one is not my cup o-tea but a lot of folks dig it...Just a lil' extra hint for our guessing game bc not a lot of folks have gotten it right so far. ;) I hope you can join us for the frightening festivities tonight, Mutants!
In other news, something you might not know about JB is that he...
2021-04-30 17:32:54 +0000 UTC View Post
This one turned out to be a lil' longer than a quickie (#thatswhatshesaid ;), but I figured you'd want to hear all JB's timely thoughts on Bill Clinton AND Jeffrey Dahmer, plus there's a fun lil' promo in there fer ya, too.
Enjoy, and jic you didn't hear the AWESOME news, JEFFREY FREAKING COMBS is going to be our VERY special guest this week!!! Hope to see ya Friday night at the Drive-in, Mutants! (But don't worry...I'll see ya before then, too, with another fun post or 2! ;)
<... 2021-04-29 03:03:17 +0000 UTC View Post
(Bridge, 6:30 Outro/Needful Things)
Happy Hump Day, Ho-mies!! For tonight's post-wrasslin' offering I had the brilliant idea of posting The Horror Show, bc it was released OTD in 1989. Alas, this tape turned out to be incomplete, so it's missing the first movie. (Which was apparently also a Lance Henriksen film...If anyone knows for sure what it was lmk and I'll keep looking for it. My best guess is The Visitor since he said it's kinda sci-fi and makes no sense. ;)
To make up for ...
2021-04-29 02:41:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Ho-wdy, ho-mies! I don’t know about you, but I had a long ass weekend & could sure use a lil’ pick me up. So if you’re in the same boat, here’s a lil’ something to help make you 😁.
It’s another installment of The Sleaziest Movies in the History of the World. I just found a whole slew of these babies so I have to think some of those elusive “never released” intros will be coming up in our very near future! 🥰 For now, though, enjoy this cl-ass-sick intro for The ...
2021-04-27 03:18:40 +0000 UTC View Post