Note: Normally we include the ads at the end of the Patreon episodes so that patrons who want to hear the skits we write for our sponsors have the option to listen to them. This week's sponsor asked us to do a "straight read" rather than a skit, so I didn't bother to add it.
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In this week’s episode, the FBI makes its slightly harder to die in Florida, the Supreme Court rules in favor of antidisestablishmentarianism because to hell with the establishment clause...it's a cool word, a...
2020-07-16 03:59:55 +0000 UTC
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Now you can actually watch the vitriol drip off the page during Tom's roasts.
2020-07-09 02:35:30 +0000 UTC
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In this week’s episode, the government takes a PPP all over the First Amendment, we learn that if your rat has an erection that lasts more than 4 hours it wasn't homeopathy; it was you, and Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance will be here to act as insult lube.
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2020-07-09 02:34:46 +0000 UTC
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Because otherwise we're correcting Eli's spelling for no reason.
2020-07-02 03:28:54 +0000 UTC
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In this week’s episode, the Catholic Church congratulates itself for their non-zero number of child rapes, Muslim Satan gets ready for a big year with no pebbles to stand in his way, and Jeff Sharlet will be here to discuss the hidden knowledge of the Trump cult and how they hid it so damn well.
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2020-07-02 03:23:24 +0000 UTC
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For those of you who like to pretend you're kissing Heath as you listen, now you can move your lips along with his.
2020-06-25 03:16:33 +0000 UTC
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In this week’s episode, we’ll learn that the odd numbered amendments are the optional ones, we’ll learn that Trump is pretty sure 14 is odd, and the Boy Scouts will finally get around to adding that ‘mansplain’ merit badge.
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For the karaoke version.*
*Bouncing ball not included.
2020-06-18 02:33:53 +0000 UTC
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In this week’s episode, Ohio will get dumber on purpose, one of the Supreme Court hijackers gets temporarily talked down by the real pilots, and we’ll do a deep dive into a pile of crap. Which you’d think we’d have learned out lesson about by now.
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2020-06-18 02:33:07 +0000 UTC
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Read along with the notes and learn all the lyrics to your favorite headlines!
2020-06-11 02:23:50 +0000 UTC
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In this week’s episode, Eli’s slack ass baby won’t even have applied for a job yet, the Milwaukee Police Department might be willing to die for our sins, and Hillary Morgan-Fehrer will remain an idiot.
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Granted the voice work has to be heard to be believed, but any way you can savor the Delilah lines a little more is worth it, trust me.
2020-06-04 01:35:20 +0000 UTC
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In this week’s episode, Steve King applies for a job with the Minneapolis Police Department, Donald Trump tries really hard to hold a book, and the world will get a bonus Bosnick.
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There are some pieces missing from this script. Apologies. The script will be back to normal next week!
2020-05-28 01:36:24 +0000 UTC
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In this week’s episode, Eli won’t be here because of something to do with a kid, we learn about which guru was killed by which theocratic emperor...and how that affects your June barbecue plans, and the past will come to life because we prerecorded the current events stuff
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2020-05-28 01:33:01 +0000 UTC
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This week, you get to read along as Eli pretends to know imaginary history.
2020-05-21 03:31:38 +0000 UTC
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In this week’s episode, a baby killing contest is adjudicated in the courts, the Pope gets a stern talking-to for letting Muslim people play magic with him, and we’ll wipe some cobwebs off a 30 second timer.
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Drop your AMA questions here for Don or any of the gang and tune in to see if your question is answered on the live stream.
This week, #STFH9 Stay The Fuck Home Live Stream will feature @DonFordVoice.
Be sure to subscribe. Join us Saturday night at the usual time - 8pm EDT (US): https://youtu.be/pu7Ke-4SCHI
2020-05-14 19:00:00 +0000 UTC
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If you read along carefully, you'll see Heath changing Eli's notes around. Because the prank war never stops, even when pausing it would make Noah's life easier.
2020-05-14 02:26:47 +0000 UTC
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In this week’s episode, we learn that Bill Gates is Flucifer, and we learn that when you open up with a pun as good as “Flucifer”, you really don’t need more stuff.
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Stay The Fuck Home - Mother’s Day Edition #STFH8 Live Stream
https://youtu.be/qJ1cI0w23Xw
Alrighty heathens, here’s your chance to ask the gangs’ Moms any questions you want as they’ve been invited to join the next live stream. Special consideration will be given to questions that elicit cute and/or embarrass...
2020-05-07 15:59:00 +0000 UTC
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Just in case you wanna warm up your 'reading stuff we wrote' muscles in anticipation of the forthcoming book.
2020-05-07 03:03:43 +0000 UTC
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In this week’s episode, we’ll fill you in on where Noah’s been hiding, we learn that first, the Nazis came for your phone number so they could call you if you might have a deadly virus, and Alison Gill of American Atheists will be here to quantify your suffering.
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Links to more info on Mubarak Bala, the President of the HUmanist Association of Nigeria, click here: Nigerian humanist arrested for blasphemy: 2020-05-07 03:02:08 +0000 UTC
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Add your question(s) for the crew here and state WHO your question is for!
We’re doing it again. #STFH7 Stay The Fuck Home Live Stream on @YouTube will happen again this Saturday at 8pm EDT (US) with returning guest Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance and Citation Needed podcast, or as he’s better known... Noah and Heath’s BFF.
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2020-04-30 17:25:58 +0000 UTC
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Unfortunately, you can't tell from the script how proud Eli was of the sponsor.
2020-04-30 02:16:41 +0000 UTC
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In this week’s episode, the one time we hope Donald Trump's fans are listening and “he was only joking”, we learn about the Kalam meteorological pound cake apologetic, and even Noah start wondering where the hell Noah has been.
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Drop your questions here for the AMA portion of the show for the PiaT gang and especially for our guests this week from How-To Heretic Podcast (@howtoheretic ).
Link for #STFH6 Stay The Fuck Home Live Stream VI with our favorite uncles.
Join us at 8pm eastern (US).
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2020-04-23 19:10:33 +0000 UTC
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Because there's no other way you'll know what Eli was going for in his duck voice...
2020-04-23 02:16:41 +0000 UTC
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In this week’s episode, Heath and Eli handle the headlines wild and free, religious leaders wonder if our Surgeon General is even a real theologian, and Andrew Torrez will be here… because Eli and Heath are doing the headlines wild and free
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This one is only partial; the scripts for the headlines weren't immediately available. But it does have a lot of awesome Eli spellings.
2020-04-16 02:24:01 +0000 UTC
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