For when you need to know the exact distance being covered when a 2-story hellhound is chasing you down a city block or how many people end up dying when a certain apartment complex burns down.
City Blocks
Ideal City Block: 200 - 500 ft
USA Average: 200-600 ft
Manhattan: 264 x 900 ft
Chicago/Melbourne: 330 x 660 ft
2024-12-06 14:39:43 +0000 UTC View PostWho do you want to be the main focus of the next far future snippet? (Leaving out 404 Error Not Found as still too spoilery at this point.)
Poll will remain open until December 11th, 11:59 PM eastern.
2024-12-04 21:06:00 +0000 UTC View Post
*logs into Patreon today* WTF just happened?
Everything is broken today. Patreon, Tumblr, that one site I used for text animations... Ahem. Anyway.
For those with 100 smackers burning in their pocket and a deep, abiding hate for going through the customization scene for the trillionth time, there's now an option to make your MC one of the default ones available at the start of the game in the Patreon shop.
There's also a little impromptu poll in the daily developmen...
2024-12-03 21:14:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Greater Circle Members, here's where you can suggest your ideas for the next drabble/side story, as well as questions aimed at the characters. (Also, feel free to re-suggest any of the old topics & questions that didn't win the previous votes.)
This month's potential holiday scenarios include: Christmas, Winter Solstice, New Years Eve
This post will remain open until 11:59 PM Eas...
2024-12-02 21:36:00 +0000 UTC View PostSince I don't want to be continuously spamming everyone's emails every day with my progress report, I'll be editing this pinned post throughout the week instead.
Current Stretch Goals
$300 per month to unlock spicy side stories (Achieved!)
$600 per month for extended character Question & Answer sessions (Achieved!)
$1000 per month to unlock a second dr...
2024-12-01 21:15:30 +0000 UTC View Post
As suggested by the Greater Circle and voted on by the Greater/Lesser Circle tiers — it's the November Question & Answer session coming in at a even more whopping 2600+ words.
I've moved the Q & A session off-site since Patreon's last update really messed up the formatting. My eyesight is 20/950, but even for me, that text is the size of a billboard.
...
2024-11-28 17:07:19 +0000 UTC View Post
And the second-place runner up for November's drabble with 16 votes is "Cloudcuckoolander MC and Percy tries to 'help' Broderick" at 1591 words.
Bad word warning since this is Broderick.
Also, Broderick continues to hate you all. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Password: no_thanks
2024-11-25 16:37:26 +0000 UTC View PostSince I don't want to be continuously spamming everyone's emails every day with my progress report, I'll be editing this pinned post throughout the week instead.
Current Stretch Goals
$300 per month to unlock spicy side stories (Achieved!)
$600 per month for extended character Question & Answer sessions (Achieved!)
$1000 per month to unlock a second dr...
2024-11-24 20:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post
And the winner for November's drabble with 27 votes is "Adrian, Arthur and the cupboard spicy drabble -- put Arthur and Adrian in a cupboard. Not a walkable closet, but a smol one two people can barely fit in and no Adrian there is no coat hanger for you to strangle yourself with or a vent you can escape through. 7 minutes you can do it and I will be taking notes from our King" at 1712 word...
2024-11-23 17:20:37 +0000 UTC View Post
...to the great confusion of everyone involved.
2024-11-19 20:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostSince I don't want to be continuously spamming everyone's emails every day with my progress report, I'll be editing this pinned post throughout the week instead.
Current Stretch Goals
$300 per month to unlock spicy side stories (Achieved!)
$600 per month for extended character Question & Answer sessions (Achieved!)
$1000 per month to unlock a second dr...
2024-11-17 21:12:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Vote on what questions to send to the characters for this month's Q&A session, as suggested by the Greater Circle.
Top 4 - 7 chosen (depending on current state of the 2nd stretch goal) go through & get answered w̶h̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ t̶h̶e̶ c̶h̶a̶r̶a̶c̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ l̶i̶k̶e̶ i̶t̶ o̶r̶ n̶o̶t̶.
The poll will remain open until November 23, 11:59 PM Eastern.
2024-11-16 21:23:55 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you want as the subject for the next drabble (as previously suggested by the Greater Circle)? This poll will remain open for one week (until November 21, 11:59PM Eastern).
2024-11-14 18:48:43 +0000 UTC View PostWith 15% of the vote, Arthur once again wins the Far Future Snippet vote. (You came so close, Gwen!) This Camelot MC Mark 2 having a less fun time with the High King than their previous counterpart from last month.
"How many times must thee be put down, woman?" Aglovale shouts, barely managing to keep his own sword free from the rising waters. From ankle to calf to knee, it swells.
Shadowed humps of bodies lay all around, burbling weakly even as the murk o...
2024-11-13 19:40:47 +0000 UTC View PostIf your Status Page has reverted to default ?¿?¿?¿ values then your current save slot is corrupted and you'll have to l...
2024-11-12 16:30:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Merlin's newest text messaging thread, which... uh... well, the code for it will be in tomorrow's update. You'll be able to trigger it once the 'Research something on the internet hub' gets finished.
2024-11-11 22:29:06 +0000 UTC View PostSince I don't want to be continuously spamming everyone's emails every day with my progress report, I'll be editing this pinned post throughout the week instead.
Current Stretch Goals
$300 per month to unlock spicy side stories (Achieved!)
$600 per month for extended character Question & Answer sessions (Achieved!)
$1000 per month to unlock a second dr...
2024-11-10 20:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
From the sections of Merlin's hub where you can confront/ask them about what you discovered regarding what happened with the First & Second Circles. Yep... totally discovered... once I get the section of the Free Time Hub up where you can actually do some private side researching.
Welp... it'll be waiting for you eventually.
The Patreon sidebar is gone again, so excuse any weirdness here due to Mobile. 😬
2024-11-08 21:44:57 +0000 UTC View PostIn One Knight Stand, Hell is a spiritual plane of existence that's in its own dimension separate from Earth and its natural afterlife, so it'll be quite a bit different from the classic depictions. But perhaps there's a bit of t̶r̶u̴t̶h̷ buried in the stories, hmm?
These are the names most likely to come up in discussion during the games (with all the spoilery truths removed from the notes 😅). A lot of the actual commonly known named locations in pop media Hell originate from Gr...
2024-11-06 16:48:28 +0000 UTC View Post
As you can tell from Merlin's reactions, they've definitely only been the height of discretion during their Camelot dream jaunts.
2024-11-05 22:46:33 +0000 UTC View PostWho do you want to be the main focus of the next far future snippet? (Leaving out 404 Error Not Found as still too spoilery at this point.) Also, the sidebar disappeared from Desktop Patreon, so I had to write this up on mobile. 😭
Poll will remain open until November 11th, 11:59 PM eastern.
2024-11-04 20:11:06 +0000 UTC View PostSince I don't want to be continuously spamming everyone's emails every day with my progress report, I'll be editing this pinned post throughout the week instead.
Current Stretch Goals
$300 per month to unlock spicy side stories (Achieved!)
$600 per month for extended character Question & Answer sessions (Achieved!)
$1000 per month to unlock a second dr...
2024-11-03 19:28:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Greater Circle Members, here's where you can suggest your ideas for the next drabble/side story, as well as questions aimed at the characters. (Also, feel free to re-suggest any of the old topics & questions that didn't win the previous votes.)
This month's potential holiday scenarios include: Thanksgiving & Banana Pudding Lovers Month
This post will remain open until 11:59 PM...
2024-11-01 18:34:00 +0000 UTC View PostAs suggested by the Greater Circle and voted on by the Greater/Lesser Circle tiers — it's the October Question & Answer session coming in at a whopping 2500+ words!
Half the seats — and a certain sombrero wearing rocking horse — are filled by the still courteously smiling Arthur, smugly smiling Merlin, Adrian, and still rocking Percy in that order. Adrian looks as if he might be regretting his seating options this time.
Since I don't want to be continuously spamming everyone's emails every day with my progress report, I'll be editing this pinned post throughout the week instead.
Current Stretch Goals
$300 per month to unlock spicy side stories (Achieved!)
$600 per month for extended character Question & Answer sessions (Achieved!)
$1000 per month to unlock a second dr...
2024-10-27 21:18:28 +0000 UTC View Post
And since we're currently past the third stretch goal, the second place winner for October's drabble with 22 votes is "Adrian having a wet dream about MC" (with cameos from too many people for Adrian's tastes) coming in at a total of 1531 words. (Adrian may or may not be joining Broderick in cursing all of you.)
Also, man, this is hard without knowing the MC's personality or body parts. Pretty...
2024-10-25 16:56:57 +0000 UTC View Post
And the winner for October's drabble with 26 votes is "Side story: halloween party with all harbingers with horror movie and/or ouija board" at 2216 words including sound effects (which means a little bit different format than usual). And, once again, running long since this involves e̷v̷e̴r̶y̴o̵n̴e̸ this time.
This is an AU since the Harbingers will can...
2024-10-23 18:59:38 +0000 UTC View PostSince I don't want to be continuously spamming everyone's emails every day with my progress report, I'll be editing this pinned post throughout the week instead.
Current Stretch Goals
$300 per month to unlock spicy side stories (Achieved!)
$600 per month for extended character Question & Answer sessions (Achieved!)
$1000 per month to unlock a second dr...
2024-10-20 20:08:36 +0000 UTC View Post
If your Status Page has reverted to default ?¿?¿?¿ values then your current save slot is corrupted and you'll have to load a different one (as proceeding with a corrupted save will give a bunch of nonexiste...
2024-10-19 14:48:15 +0000 UTC View PostVote on what questions to send to the characters for this month's Q&A session, as suggested by the Greater Circle.
Top 4 - 7 chosen (depending on current state of the 2nd stretch goal) go through & get answered w̶h̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ t̶h̶e̶ c̶h̶a̶r̶a̶c̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ l̶i̶k̶e̶ i̶t̶ o̶r̶ n̶o̶t̶.
The poll will remain open until October 23, 11:59 PM Eastern..
2024-10-16 20:20:54 +0000 UTC View Post