I'm working through the requests and this one was pretty brutal. Good for me, but tough!
Follow along here: 20 MINUTE FULL BODY WORKOUT(NO EQUIPMENT) - YouTube
And the music I was working out to was the soundtrack to the first Tropico game.
2021-10-04 15:10:28 +0000 UTC
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Yesterday I had breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and dinner. Then I got a message telling me to go treat myself to more and how good it would feel. I managed to get in another pizza and some snacks and a shake and he was right, I felt amazing afterwards.
One thing I've learned is that you don't have to be hungry to eat. It was hard at first to make myself get it in when I didn't want it, but after enough repetitions my body accepts the extra food without much struggle. Plus it help...
2021-10-03 20:23:00 +0000 UTC
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After reaching it the first time, the second time was just a little bit more.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/Y14fbmHv4UBsaxDN6
2021-10-03 17:08:00 +0000 UTC
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Once I get my phone back from the repair shop I can resume uploading the files to Vimeo. Until then, here is the raw footage from the first time I reached 290. If the videos don't play from the link here, just copy this into a browser:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/odusjeKY1XevzHMe7
2021-10-03 16:00:01 +0000 UTC
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2021-10-03 14:44:29 +0000 UTC
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First off, thanks for all the suggestions on content. That makes it much easier and more fun for sure. One of them that I liked a lot was to just capture everyday moments and I had a picture to hang up and thought it could be a first attempt. Admittedly though, maybe I should have angled my phone higher? š
If this is somewhat in the right direction, let me know and we can do more of it going forward.
Also, I've noticed that I've gained enough to now have a roll around the back ...
2021-10-03 14:43:29 +0000 UTC
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So long story short, I got two flat tired and broke my phone a few days ago. That's the bad news. The good news is that I've still been gaining and I woke up at 290 for the first time this morning. Rather than waiting until I have my phone back, I'm going to just upload the raw video footage tonight.
Even thought it's just been a few more pounds, I've been feeling it. I'm starting to really get weighed down by the belly when out and about. I'm sure I'll get used to it, ...
2021-10-02 18:22:51 +0000 UTC
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I ate and chugged until the scale revealed another new record and a new milestone. It's weird, I don't think of myself as being that big, I still feel more like 250 at most, but I'll gladly take it and more!
Question 1: It was a lot of eating so there's a lot of footage. Let me know how to upload it; what speed, all footage or cuts, music no music, etc.
Question 2: These pig outs at home are what I do anyway, but I'd like to diversify some. We recently did the clothed pizza one...
2021-09-20 13:30:47 +0000 UTC
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Maybe do a video next in a tight t-shirt with the belly hanging over the waistband and out of the bottom of the shirt?
2021-09-18 12:46:22 +0000 UTC
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The gluttony is paying off. I went to bed at a new highest ever last night. I stuffed myself before the gym yesterday and the guy I lift with asked if the sets we were doing was too heavy; I told him it was fine, and then he said he's only asking since I'm sweating a lot more than usual. The truth was that I was already out of breath from feeling so full, the gym just made it worse. I'm feeling good, I can't wait to see 290 flash across the scale soon.
2021-09-18 12:45:01 +0000 UTC
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It seems the patreon app is having some trouble with the embedded videos. If this is happening to you, just open patreon through a web browser and it should work then.
www.Patreon.com/DarknessShadowLight
2021-09-18 00:13:34 +0000 UTC
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And also, here is the pizza video without music:
Fast Speed Version
Normal Speed Version
2021-09-17 13:38:54 +0000 UTC
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Another night hungry after the gym. This time it was 4 pb&j's, half of a pumpkin pie, a naked smoothie, and a gainer shake. The weather cools down and the gainer instinct goes into overdrive.
2021-09-17 13:34:56 +0000 UTC
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Time for some XXXL shirts, this XXL is just a little too snug for comfort!
In my continuing gainer development, today I tried to eat a large pizza as quickly as possible. I still have a ways to go before I'm happy with the time, but it's getting there! And if nothing else, it's a ton of calories in so it should fatten up the belly more regardless.
I'm starting to not recognize myself when I walk by store windows which is a fun bit of motivation to keep the pounds coming on. I'm ge...
2021-09-14 22:33:31 +0000 UTC
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Time for some XXXL shirts, this XXL is just a little too snug for comfort!
In my continuing gainer development, today I tried to eat a large pizza as quickly as possible. I still have a ways to go before I'm happy with the time, but it's getting there! And if nothing else, it's a ton of calories in so it should fatten up the belly more regardless.
I'm starting to not recognize myself when I walk by store windows which is a fun bit of motivation to keep the pounds coming on. I'm ge...
2021-09-14 22:32:35 +0000 UTC
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A bigger number
Maybe a little more size
Hungry Belly Grows
We're adding pounds and haikus around here, y'all. #ARealClassyJoint
The month off was great. I needed it something awful and it gave me time to get back to enjoying the gaining process instead of it feeling like an obligation. Ironically, it's always during the off times that I make the most progress so maybe I'll take some months off again when I need another boost. December will likely be a paused month jus...
2021-09-08 18:17:08 +0000 UTC
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A bigger number
Maybe a little more size
Hungry Belly Grows
We're adding pounds and haikus around here, y'all. #ARealClassyJoint
The month off was great. I needed it something awful and it gave me time to get back to enjoying the gaining process instead of it feeling like an obligation. Ironically, it's always during the off times that I make the most progress so maybe I'll take some months off again when I need another boost. December will likely be a pause...
2021-09-08 18:15:13 +0000 UTC
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I had my little break for August and came out of it bigger because of it, 285 to be exact.

2021-09-02 02:39:05 +0000 UTC
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The email should have went out saying this month is another freebie. Lately my focus has been on other areas more so than gaining.
If anything noteworthy gainery things happen, I'll post it.
2021-08-01 15:17:13 +0000 UTC
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Hoping to come back home fatter by this Friday!
2021-07-19 15:43:37 +0000 UTC
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Is there any better chance to eat a lot than while traveling? Just yesterday alone from the afternoon to bedtime, it was pizza, steak, sushi, and a sub with plenty of snacks scattered in and it felt great. You know where I live the food options are both limited and sad, so Iām using this trip to really enjoy all I can to come home a little fatter than when I arrived. I might try to find a gym or I might just take the week off, it just depends on my motivation level haha
I set my disco...
2021-07-19 15:31:08 +0000 UTC
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The day started with snacks and a shake before the gym and then plenty of food after that and the scale finally read 280 tonight. Granted it's from a day of gorging, but to see it is both exciting and a relief. This video is from a week ago during one of the nights of feasting and I'll get the full version up next. That night's feasting danced around 280 but always finished just under it by less than a pound. Now that the weight is coming on and sticking, here's to getting to 290 next!
2021-07-18 03:40:57 +0000 UTC
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TL;DW: Personal Life and the 4th has taken up the start of the month, but we're in full on gainer mode now and it's showing.
I hit 279.6 last night which is less than 3 pounds from my heaviest ever so we're cruising into all new personal records soon as the weight continues to climb.
Now that I have the house to myself, we can do more updates more frequently. I'll upload some pics and clear out th...
2021-07-10 02:31:24 +0000 UTC
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2021-06-22 16:32:34 +0000 UTC
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Last night I filled up pretty good and went to work on some cookies after finishing off the rest of the dinner and snacks. I was feeling pretty round and enjoyed getting in three additional cookies before calling it a night.
2021-06-22 16:06:57 +0000 UTC
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I heard you wanted another pizza video but this time in something snug. It's time-lapsed and then followed by the full clips. Two pizzas isn't as tough as it used to be, I'm going to try 3 next time! I'm pretty sure I can get in 2.5 at least.
2021-06-22 16:03:07 +0000 UTC
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From the latest pizza binge, taco pig out, and then double dinner in town, and then one in flannel just because it's cozy :)
2021-06-22 16:00:14 +0000 UTC
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And apple fritters and a shake!
I paused the Patreon at the end of May so I could take June off as a break. Patreon automatically sent emails about it being paused to current members, but I guess they don't let new people know they're joining a paused Patreon?
To me that's not super fair to anyone new and I'll make sure to post something myself about it being paused when I likely take December off this winter. BUT in the meantime, I'll still make some content this month so a...
2021-06-12 13:46:59 +0000 UTC
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