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Commissioned Scene

Hi, I hope you're all having a good weekend :)

I expect the release to be out later today. Time's got a bit away from me this month. I usually put in a normal working week for most of a month then work longer hours for the last week or half-week to get everything polished off - I'm not one of those workaholics who can dedicate themselves to permanent crunch-time. This month I've been working at maybe 75 or 80% with no crunch-time, and that's been showing its effect near the end of the m...

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Inner Circle update

Hi all,

I'm working on the cunnilingus scene - it's going fairly well. My time at the computer is still limited but the extra thinking time partially compensates.

A quick question for you - what traits do you think would be appropriate for a more dominant lead-in to the cunnilingus scene? I'd rather not add a full "dominant" trait for the PC because of the implications it'd have on existing content so it's a matter of choosing which current ones are most suitable. Either that or j...

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Newlife 0.4.19 (and an update on my injury)

Hi all, as you probably know, I've been suffering from a trapped nerve - the best information I have on its cause is that it's from a bulging spinal disk, probably due to bad posture while using a computer.

This seems to be on the mend now, but I'm still not 100%. I've had a bit more pain over the last few days than I did last week - probably because I've been spending more time at the PC. It's nowhere near as bad as April, but it's a bit of a warning sign for me to be careful.

Th...

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Inner circle: first look at 0.4.19

Hi all,

Here's a copy of 0.4.19 that you can have an early look at. I'll put it out tomorrow or monday, after you (and scene writer Eulexia) have had a look at it. Let me know if you find any bugs!

This version has bugfixes and Eulexia's excellent shyness-cure scene. Cunnilingus is not ready yet.


In terms of my injury, I've had some pain over the last few days that I think is warning me to be careful about my PC use. Nothing like as bad as April, but I'm not going...

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An update on my injury

Hi all,

I seem to be mending from my injury, perhaps thanks to a physiotherapist I've been seeing. The pain's abated to where I can get a proper night's sleep again. My desk-time is still quite limited (I had to take a break halfway through writing this post!), but it looks like I'm on the right road.


I *might* be able to get the cunnilingus scene out this month. I've got back to some light work, but progress isn't fast enough right now for it to be ready by month-end. ...

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Inner Circle Update

Hi all,


I'm still suffering from my injury, but it seems to be getting a bit better. My new physiotherapist thinks it was caused by bad posture, so if you tend to slump forward at the computer, be warned - change your ways and don't end up like me!


I'm starting to return to light work, putting together the cunnilingus scene. Depending on how my recovery goes it may be possible to get it out by the end of the month if I don't try to put in any smaller changes ...

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A Pause

Hi all,


Some of you may remember that I suffered from a painful back/shoulder ailment late last year. While I never received a definite confirmation of its cause, a physiotherapist did suggest that it might be some kind of work-related RSI injury.


After a couple of long days finishing off the last release, I've suffered what I believe is a relapse of the same condition, although if anything it's even more painful this time. I was able to see a doctor and they...

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Newlife 0.4.18

Hi all!

Here's Newlife 0.4.18. The changelog is on the blog:

https://splendidostrich.blogspot.co.uk/2018/04/newlife-0418.html

This is one of those "little changes all over the place" updates, with more virginity stuff and the baby-crazy trait.

I'd forgotten how exhausting it was to have to work across the whole code-base - I did the sister-in-law stuff near the end of the ...

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New sex/makeout scene vote

Hi all,

I'm finishing off the next version now - it should be out tomorrow.

After that, I've been feeling a bit burnt out on the wedding stuff so I'm going to take a break from all the marriage/relationships content.

I think the obvious choice is to write a new sex or makeout scene instead.

However, I don't think there's a particular sex/mo scene that especially fits this release, so I'm posting a quick vote to see which you'd prefer me to add.

Unfortunately, it ...

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Inner Circle update

Hi all!

Just a quick update - the stuff I was working on was stressing me out a bit so I've put it aside to polish off the baby-crazy content. I got a lot of useful comments on the last post, and I'll reply to them properly once I'm back onto virginity/family and have a clearer idea in my head about how that'll all fit together.

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Inner Circle post for 0.4.18

Hi all!

So, 0.4.18.

There's a few things planned for this release. Three in fact: telling men you'll stay a virgin until marriage, meeting the groom's family and the baby-crazy trait.


I've started with the first. As part of that, I'm adding a way to give NPCs limitations on what they can do. For now this will be limited to blocking initiating PIV sex, but over time more can get put in there.

This is important because even if the man refuses to respect the PC...

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Newlife 0.4.17 updated

Hi all,

There were a few bugs in 0.4.17 - not as bad as the wedding release, but enough to put a patched version out.

That's attached to this post. Enjoy!

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Newlife 0.4.17

Hi all! I've attached Newlife 0.4.17. This has been a bit of a tricky one for me - I'm not sure why but I just had a really hard time wrapping my head around everything that needed to be done for the virginity changes.

Because of this I've left some of them for next release. You do get the virginity-knowledge update and the naked and public-consummation marriage paths.

Next time: "saving it for marriage", and probably something to do with the groom's family.

The changelog is...

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Inner Circle post for 0.4.17

Hi all!


So, for this update I'm mostly focusing on virginity. The wedding-related aspect is letting the PC tell her partner that she wants to stay a virgin until marriage. For that to work though the NPCs need to stop automatically knowing her virgin status.

So, I'm overhauling how that works with each NPC's knowledge tracked separately and actions that can inform them. To simplify it I'm not going to let the PC outright lie most of the time, although she can keep the t...

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Weddings: what's most important?

Hi all!

This is a quick poll poll (ending 04/02) to see which of the upcoming wedding changes matter most to people.

It isn't a particularly binding one - just my way of figuring out where people want my efforts to be focused.

Most of the things here are planned in the fairly short-term, but this poll will give me an idea what players are most eager to see. There are a few optional choices that I haven't 100% decided should definitely be there - these are marked as (optional...

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Another update to 0.4.16

Hi all,

The changes I made for the 0.4.16b release introduced a bug that makes the noisy-baby event fail when the PC is single. I've fixed that for this version.

I've also been investigating an issue some people have had with the relationship browser. At this point I'm fairly confident it isn't a 'pure' Newlife issue but is at least partially affected by something external: probably the Java version. I'll keep looking into it and hopefully the improved error reporting in this vers...

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Update to Newlife 0.4.16

Hi all!

There were some bugs in yesterday's release including a fairly severe one that blocked access to one of the new scenes.

I've attached a new version that should have all of them fixed.


Changelog:

Minor changes:

- The “biggest dick” question from your bf's jerk friend can now be asked of any PC, not just sultry ones.

- The character browser will now show if you're trying for a baby with an NPC.

Bugfixes:

- Fixes to text issues...

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Newlife 0.4.16

Hi all!

Newlife 0.4.16 is ready for release and I've attached it to this post. This one lets you actually get married. The changelog is on the blog:

http://splendidostrich.blogspot.co.uk/2018/01/newlife-0416-do-you-hear-wedding-bells.html

Enjoy your wedding day and let me know if you find any bugs!

Update: Please use the attached bugfix version 0.4...

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Newlife WIP version

Hi all!

I've been having a tough few days for non-newlife reasons, so progress has been a bit slow. However, by the cunning ploy of staying up late enough that I'll only be getting about four hours sleep, I've put together a dev version for you to try out.

Well, don't mind my complaining. Just been one of those weeks.


Anyway, this is a dev version of 0.4.16. It's near-complete but there are a few potential issues I want to look into, it's only been very lightly te...

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Inner Circle update

Hi all, I hope you're having a good start to the year.


Writing for the wedding scene's been slow going over the past week, but I'm getting there bit by bit. The current system with the promises is that the wedding 'vows' scene where you make promises to each other now ends with a decision to make them public or not.

If they're public then both of you have specific promises to make at the ceremony.

After the required promises, you also get a choice from a set of ot...

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New year's Inner-Circle update

Happy new year!


I've actually got quite a bit of work done over the "holidays". Sad, I know.


I had an idea for a new random event that I thought would be fun so I've written and added it – I wanted to get it done while it was still fresh in my mind. Short of testing it should now be entirely complete. This is one where your husband tries to get frisky in the morning even though it might make you late for work.

It also lets you play through the PC's mor...

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Happy Christmas!

Happy Christmas everyone! Whether this is a special holiday for you or just another Monday I hope you're having a fantastic day :)

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Inner Circle post for 0.4.16

Hi all, I hope you're having a happy xmas or, if it isn't a holiday where you are, an enjoyable Monday.

For the next release I'm starting on the wedding scene. Weddings are a huge event full of iconic moments, so it will certainly need to be expanded on over several releases. Of course I need to draw the line somewhere: it'd probably be possible to make an entire game around a wedding.

It's a really important scene though so I want it to have a lot of content. In fact, the main we...

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Newlife 0.4.15

Hi all, here's Newlife version 0.4.15. The changelog is on the blog:

https://splendidostrich.blogspot.co.uk/2017/12/newlife-0415.html

This one adds more harassment from the jerk friend, but also lets you get a terrible revenge upon him. Reject him enough times and your character will get fed up and scheme up ways to end his days as the sort of man who sleazes on his friends' gi...

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Inner Circle Update

Hi all,

The update's progressing well. The transformation scene's essentially finished. The main task remaining is the post-transformation one - I've done a bit of writing but there's plenty left.

Aside from that it'll just be a few of the short seduction attempts and some edge cases like what to do if the PC dumps her bf after deciding to go to Ivy for help but before the actual transformation takes place.

The way the path is accessed will be like this:

- The jerk wil...

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Inner Circle post for 0.4.15

Hi all!

For the next release I'm working on an event chain where your partner's friend makes further attempts to seduce you.

The actual seduction attempts are a series of very short scenes similar to the repeatable sex scene: the jerk shows up with some reason why you should sleep with him and the PC accepts or rejects him.

There will be 3 stages to this. The first is an optional one where he makes an empty threat that he'll reveal the PC dated another man. This will be skip...

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Newlife 0.4.14

Hi all, here's the proper version of 0.4.14. Changelog:

https://splendidostrich.blogspot.co.uk/2017/12/newlife-0414.html

For the next release I'll be looking into some ideas I had for a fun spin-off with the new NPC where you wreak a terrible revenge upon him.


As an unrelated question, does anyone know of any good (and legal) ways to pay people that are anonymo...

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WIP version of 0.4.14

Hi all,

This is a first pass at 0.4.14. It has all the new content but is barely tested. I'll pick up bug reports tomorrow and spend the day doing fixes along with my own testing and probably a few small tweaks/additions. Then I'll do the official release that evening.

If you want a fully-tested version then you're best waiting to tomorrow. Otherwise, enjoy and let me know about any issues.

To access the new scenes you need:

- A boyfriend who does not have the selfish ...

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An update on the next version

Hi all, I was aiming to get the next version out tonight, but I feel like there's too much left to do and I've got to a point where I'm too tired to write decent content or reliably track down bugs.

I was perhaps too optimistic to attempt to squeeze in four scenes in one release, even though none of them is individually massive. I've also been hindered by my ongoing arm troubles but even so I feel pretty bad. I should have seen this coming and scaled back my ambitions or perhaps put out...

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Inner Circle Post for 0.4.14

Hi all!

I'm working on the "boyfriend's jerk friend" section of the PMW releases.

There's a lot of potential content, but I've narrowed it down to 4 core scenes and I've been making progress filling them in. There's still a lot to be done, and I'll be quite busy for the next week!

- An introduction scene where the bf introduces his friend to the PC and he tries to tease out her sexual 'weaknesses'.

- A scene where the jerk comes over to help the PC fix something in her...

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