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Weekly Ramblecast 102: Worse Than Minions: The Video

Wouldn't have expected Mt. Everest and the Titanic to dominate half of this week's episode, but that's what happens when you ramble for a living!

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(00:00:29) Be a word nerd and have a good one!

(00:03:09) Mt. Everest wasn't on the list to take up a quarter of the show, but...

(00:11:03) From the top of the world to the bottom of the sea

(00:15:49) Titanic rules actually

(00:16:45) James Cameron is a talented filmmaker and a more tal...

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Weekly Ramblecast 102: Worse Than Minions

Wouldn't have expected Mt. Everest and the Titanic to dominate half of this week's episode, but that's what happens when you ramble for a living!

CHAPTERS

(00:00:29) Be a word nerd and have a good one!

(00:03:09) Mt. Everest wasn't on the list to take up a quarter of the show, but...

(00:11:03) From the top of the world to the bottom of the sea

(00:15:49) Titanic rules actually

(00:16:45) James Cameron is a talented filmmaker and a more tal...

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The Nextlander Watchcast 046: The Raid (2011)

It's the reason for the season of Some Guys Are Coming to Kill Us this week, as we tackle a movie Brad and Vinny have been dying to see in the 2011 Indonesian action epic, The Raid!

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Schedule for the Week of 5/22/2023

Things are beginning to move for me in Tears of the Kingdom, though I feel like I’m constantly broke! All these fancy armors and my pockets are mostly empty. Having a good time though, so we’ll probably talk more about that on the podcast. Speaking of the podcast, this week is the Sony PlayStation Showcase and we’re planning to talk over it, so join us for that. Alex and I will be checking out Firmament on Monday, a game by the Myst and Obduction folks, so I’m very curious to see what...

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The Nextlander Podcast 101: Flaming Weiner Wicker Man

You may have heard Tears of the Kingdom is upon us, so we spend a bunch of time on early impressions and BOTW comparisons this week before moving on to the delightful people-puzzling of Humanity, the Overwatch 2 PvE cancellation, some sure-to-be-timely speculation about the new Mortal Kombat, and more.

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Weekly Ramblecast 101: Oil in the Soil: The Video

Should you be able to buy pure ethanol, or burn a fire pit on your coffee table? What do the Ghostbusters and FEMA have in common? Is a keypad lock still futuristic technology? Does Tim Burton really need to make Beetle2uice? These questions, rambled about!

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(00:00:14) Finding it (for some definition of "it")

(00:02:50) HIbachi is for moms

(00:04:21) Ethanol is basically a controlled substance

(00:09:24) Indoor firepits are all the rage View Post

Weekly Ramblecast 101: Oil in the Soil

Should you be able to buy pure ethanol, or burn a fire pit on your coffee table? What do the Ghostbusters and FEMA have in common? Is a keypad lock still futuristic technology? Does Tim Burton really need to make Beetle2uice? These questions, rambled about!

CHAPTERS

(00:00:14) Finding it (for some definition of "it")

(00:02:50) HIbachi is for moms

(00:04:21) Ethanol is basically a controlled substance

(00:09:24) Indoor firepits are all the rage View Post

The Nextlander Watchcast 045: Judgment Night (1993)

We're smack-dab in the middle of our Some Guys Are Coming to Kill Us theme, and this week we talk at length about one of the greatest licensed soundtracks of all time in 1993's Judgment Night! And we talk about the movie too, if you're into that sort of thing.

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Schedule for the Week of 5/15/2023

Welcome back! I’m playing Tears of the Kingdom and I’m still getting used to the systems and how they can be used in the game (intended or not). We’ll definitely have more Zelda on the Podcast this week along with Humanity, and maybe some Cook Serve Forever. We’ll also be streaming some of those games on Thursday’s Grab Bag stream and we’re looking into some options for our Friday Fun Stream. There’s that Outlast Trials game going into Early Access on Thursday and I wouldn’t m...

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The Nextlander Podcast 100: Canadian Popular

How else to mark the 100th-ish episode of this podcast than with a tribute to Sum 41, plus games like the end of Jedi Survivor, the Golden Idle DLC, Tape to Tape, and Touch Type Tale, Phil Spencer's comments on Redfall and the console race, Karl Urban as Johnny Cage, and more.

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Weekly Ramblecast 100: Unlimited Hot Dogs: The Video

In fairness, it's tough to think about much besides the phrase "unlimited hot dogs," but this week we also get into haircut inflation, the battle of the Nintendo Dual Screens, the joy of science museum season passes, a little about that Bluesky, and more.

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(00:00:36) Haircut inflation is a severe problem

(00:08:51) The Mishima is a popular cut these days

(00:14:24) A season pass to a science museum is highly underrated

(00:20:35) Taking c...

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Weekly Ramblecast 100: Unlimited Hot Dogs

In fairness, it's tough to think about much besides the phrase "unlimited hot dogs," but this week we also get into haircut inflation, the battle of the Nintendo Dual Screens, the joy of science museum season passes, a little about that Bluesky, and more.

CHAPTERS

(00:00:36) Haircut inflation is a severe problem

(00:08:51) The Mishima is a popular cut these days

(00:14:24) A season pass to a science museum is highly underrated

(00:20:35) Taking c...

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The Nextlander Watchcast 044: Trespass (1992)

Two weeks into May and some guys are still coming to kill us! Join us as we watch Bill Paxton and William Sadler make increasingly poor decisions as Ice Cube and Ice-T menace them in Walter Hill's Trespass!

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Schedule for the Week of 5/08/2023

Hello Hello! I’m still making my way through Jedi Survivor and I’m glad to say things have picked up a bit now that I’ve gathered up the last two stances, though I kind of want to refund all the points I spent in the other ones! I’m trying to get through as much Jedi I can this week before Zelda hits at the end of the week. We’ll be talking more about Jedi on the podcast this week, and we’ll probably be jumping into Zelda on Friday’s stream. On Thursday we’ll be gathering up s...

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Never Been a Better Podcast 012: I Hate Horny

Dan Ryckert, Austin Walker, Jeff Bakalar, and Abby Russell all join us to talk about taking care of your mouth, memory vs reality, and breaking into TikTok!

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00:00:07 Intro

00:01:48 I'm happy with myself

00:02:28 How's it going Bakalar?

00:03:15 Memories from Bakalar's previous birthday party

00:09:17 Dan escalates the situation

00:13:41 Things continue to escalate...

00:14:52 How much would it cost for Dan to stop watching wrestling?...

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Monthly Planorama 024: May 2023: The Video

Welcome to May 2023, otherwise known as the Zelda month. Despite Tears of the Kingdom's pending release, there actually are some other interesting games inbound, like Humanity, LEGO 2K Drive, Star Trek: Resurgence, and the System Shock remake. Join us as we plan about them!

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00:00:06 Intro

00:01:38 Redfall [PC (Microsoft Windows), Xbox Series X|S] on May 02, 2023

00:03:31 Showgunners [PC (Microsoft Windows)] on May 02, 2023 View Post

Monthly Planorama 024: May 2023

Welcome to May 2023, otherwise known as the Zelda month. Despite Tears of the Kingdom's pending release, there actually are some other interesting games inbound, like Humanity, LEGO 2K Drive, Star Trek: Resurgence, and the System Shock remake. Join us as we plan about them!

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(00:00:06) Intro

(00:01:38) Redfall [PC (Microsoft Windows), Xbox Series X|S] on May 02, 2023

(00:03:31) Showgunners [PC (Microsoft Windows)] on May 02, 2023

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The Nextlander Podcast 099: Equip the Deluxe Beard

On this week's show: Star Wars: Jedi Survivor and Redfall are out and we've played both, people are out there playing Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom in 4k right now, Vampire Survivors is somehow getting a TV show, a trailer dropped for the Gran Turismo motion picture, and more!

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Weekly Ramblecast 099: Who Fills Samurai Goro's Shoes? The Video

Corporate holidays, wrestling history, a stack rank of Chrises, the Nintendo Cinematic Universe, wi-fi pollution, home-buying strategies, and popcorn etiquette are just a few of the topics rambled about this week!

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(00:00:50) May the 4th... not a holiday

(00:01:22) Can Disney buy Nintendo?

(00:03:06) Old wrestling history is endlessly fascinating

(00:06:49) Fast food promotions have a tendency to go sideways

(00:10:37) Ranking of Ch...

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Weekly Ramblecast 099: Who Fills Samurai Goro's Shoes?

Corporate holidays, wrestling history, a stack rank of Chrises, the Nintendo Cinematic Universe, wi-fi pollution, home-buying strategies, and popcorn etiquette are just a few of the topics rambled about this week!

CHAPTERS

(00:00:50) May the 4th... not a holiday

(00:01:22) Can Disney buy Nintendo?

(00:03:06) Old wrestling history is endlessly fascinating

(00:06:49) Fast food promotions have a tendency to go sideways

(00:10:37) Ranking of Ch...

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The Nextlander Watchcast 043: Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)

Another month means another theme on the old Watchcast, and this month's was voted on by our patrons! They chose "Some Guys Are Coming to Kill Us", and to kick things off we've turned to a familiar and favorite director in John Carpenter and his '70s exploitation classic, Assault on Precinct 13!

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Schedule for the Week of 5/01/2023

I’m making my way through Jedi: Survivor right now and curious to see how things pick up as I’m finding it a bit aimless currently. I have collected a lot of beards though. I haven’t jumped into Redfall yet but I am going to soon as we’ll be talking about it on the Podcast and also streaming it on Thursday. I’m still excited to continue Sons of the Forest on Monday, and I hear we actually might be close to finishing up… something. The story? The Early Access? Something! On Friday ...

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Watchcast Schedule for May 2023: Some Guys Are Coming to Kill Us

Greetings, Nextlanders! Boy, April just kinda flew by, didn't it? But then it always feels that way when you're watching CLASSICS OF CINEMA like we did last month. Well don't you worry, we've got another slate of popcorn classics here for the month of May, and this time YOU, THE VIEWER, chose what we're watching. Out of the four possible themes we had up for vote, Some Guys Are Coming to Kill Us won by a narrow margin. What does that theme entail? It's pretty self-explanatory. We have five fi...

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Patron Q&A 022: April 2023

There's an extensive update on the ongoing "we bought a high school" saga from our Discord in this month's Q&A, plus topics such as seeking your friends' approval or not, our dream arcade layouts, a truly shocking high-stakes wig reveal, and more.

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The Nextlander Friday Thank You: April 2023

You know the drill: We're here to stream something this Friday the 28th as a way of thanking you for your support, and we need you to vote on what it's going to be. There are so many games out there lately that filling out this poll was the easy part. Now you have to decide!

Resident Evil 4 on Steam

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The Nextlander Podcast 098: Video Game Sandwich

Alex played Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom and the UK blocked the Microsoft/Activision merger, so you can imagine we devoted a lot of this episode to those subjects. But also: Advance Wars: Reboot Camp, Horizon: Burning Shores, Stranded: Alien Dawn, condiment strategies, and accidentally getting elected to office.

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Weekly Ramblecast 098: My Sillcock Story

Vinny tries his best to avert talk of the weekend Twitter brouhaha and Monday's cable news shakeups by regaling us with tales of his leaky sillcock, but for better or worse, it only works for so long.

NOTE: There's no video version of the Ramblecast for this one due to a technical issue; our apologies!

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(00:01:07) Well we're talking about Vinny's sillcock already

(00:06:46) Maybe just focusing on you is the way to go

(00:08:22) And you th...

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The Nextlander Watchcast 042: Resident Evil (2002)

For our final video game movie for the month of April, we're checking out another Paul W.S. Anderson joint in his zombie and laser-grid filled attempt at making a Resident Evil movie.

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Schedule for the Week of 4/24/2023

I’m pretty excited for Jedi Survivor and Benedict Fox towards the end of this week. Not sure if we’ll be getting into those this week or next but I am ALSO excited to check out Shadows of Doubt, which just hit Early Access as of this writing. I finished up the DLC for Horizon Forbidden West, so we’ll talk about that a bit on the podcast, along with Advance Wars and maybe more Dead Island 2. Not sure how many more Sons of the Forest streams we’ll be doing, but I’m so curious to see w...

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Watchast Poll for May 2023

Greetings, Nextlanders! Hope you're all enjoying April's Watchcast slate. We're nearly at the conclusion of Video Game Movie Month, and now it's time for us to select a new theme. However, it's been a while since we last polled the electorate to see what our Mission Control and Mysterious Benefactor patrons might want to have us watch and chat about, so we're doing a poll! We've got four categories of five movies each for you to consider. Here's what we've got.

2023-04-21 16:10:45 +0000 UTC View Post