Well Well Well, didn't think I'd forgotten about y'all did ya? No we've something special coming out hopefully by November's End, or the start of the new year. In addition to another Chirstmas episode, we have something related to the images above.
As some of our fans might recall, not too long ago w...
A new God enters the pantheon of our crazed little mythos, and he's not too happy we summoned him to fix a janky remote. What will happen?! Find out this week on Life of Artificer!
Shoutout to Eldritch Author on Tik Tok for assisting us and lending us his voice and character!
Greetings everyone!
So thanks to the efforts of some of the cast and crew, We're in the process of constructing a fan discord server. Patrons will be receiving special tiers based on their pledge, as well as their own private channels to talk with some of the cast, myself, and a few crew members that wanted to help out!
Currently we're expecting to open this for patrons around Wednesday or Thursday, and for the public with our new Friday release.
I've never run a fan s...
Another month and wow did quite a lot happen. As of now thanks to your patronage, we've attracted a few investors into expanding the project. They take us seriously and see potential thanks to all of your support. Because of that we're now able to afford getting original maps, the entirety of our villain cast for upcoming shows are getting proper character designs, and we're working on more music!
We've even been able to collaborate with other DnD names such as BigFatSo...
2022-09-23 19:45:47 +0000 UTC View Post
"Everything has a story from beginning to end. One of my favorites, is the story of a Jester with a red smile, who haunts the halls of noble bloods. It's an old Legend here in our world, meant to be a warning for those hungry for gold over blood. A thousand years ago he was just a man. Eight hundred years ago it was an elven woman. Four hundred years ago it was a Drow they said, and now people say the Jester skulks once again covered in red. Of course it's just a story they say, but who else ...
2022-08-28 19:17:58 +0000 UTC View PostWell it's been one hell of a crazy month everyone. We're on the verge of something amazing being announced and I can't wait! I've spent virtually every day this month in meetings with collaborators, sponsors, and new potential partners. I gotta say, some of the things/videos to come y'all are going to love!
I want to thank all of you for your continued patronage. Please know that early access to Day In The Life of Bard will be made to patrons here come Sunday! Just been trying to work...
I humbly ask for your forgiveness that I wasn't able to get this sooner to you all. However I hope you enjoy this look into some Barbarian lore!
I wasn't going to let a little sickness keep me from uploading properly, and you bet your D20's that the next video will be on time : D enjoy!
2022-08-05 02:22:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings everyone,
As you all are aware, I prefer to be transparent and up front regarding what your patronage is funding. I feel as though this is a good way to connect you with the show and show the progress we've made with the funding you've given us. Plus who doesn't like to see good progress they've helped with?
So, while it's still early in development and may take a bit longer I wanted to at least show what we have so far!
Currently shown is the following:
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Howdy folks, Heretical here with a July update.
What can I say? The level of love and appreciation, and even the healthy criticism and advice I see from comments on Tik Tok, Youtube, and even here are amazing and deeply appreciated. Creating extensive Lore videos for characters that were more or less created with random bits and pieces of personality has been one heck of an undertaking. But we're almost done. With the Barbarian coming soon, the Fighter, Necromancer, Bard and Warlo...
"You wanna bless an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher or is your God gonna be a prude about it?"
-Artificer's first words to Orion "Cleric" Murdoch.
The Man. The Myth. The Alcoholic Uncle with a Bunker. The Artificer is here to once again avoid dropping his name and instead take you all through a day in his life. Whether it's ruining guard posts, waking up in the Abyss, or playing cards with a few Greater Demons, the Artificer's core philosophy is simple. Live every day push...
Greetings everyone here on Patron, Heretical here with some exciting news. Thanks to your support we have managed to begin revamping and improving the channel and content exponentially. With new art, banners, and even a new Intro/Outro song! The Life of Artificer set to come out next week will show case these new outro's/intros and art pieces.
Your support has directly paid for these improvements, as well as funded the addition of any voice talent to the show. I wanted to write this to...
"I had my fight, and I lost. When our shields broke we used logs and old breastplates. When our swords dulled we used clubs with rocks and scrap tied on. When our spears shattered we tied them together with rope. When our cries for help were answered with soldiers waiting behind us, we stood taller even alone. When you abandoned us, we did not abandon you. In the 19th we had a saying... 'Gone is fear, banished from our hearts. For Today the sun shines bright even behind clouds, and thus...
2022-06-22 03:39:56 +0000 UTC View Post
"Sometimes limits need to be broken. The profane needs to be perused, the forbidden needs to be unearth. Sometimes science and magic need to go too far, and good people have to take the fall to show how much further we as a species can really go. I don't regret my discoveries. I only regret that I hadn't learned sooner. My tribe has abandoned me for my arcane practices, my colleagues have abandoned me for my lack of limitations, and my country has abandoned me to save their own grace. These c...
2022-06-09 07:31:31 +0000 UTC View PostWell hi there everyone! Another month of work has gone by and thankfully with doing a video every two weeks I have much less stress on me for all of this. I would like to give an update.
Currently we are working on providing "Day in Life" episodes for every character, so as to give some lore updates regarding our chaotic little dipshits. As of now the plan is to release them in this order:
Wizard
Paladin
Artificer
Fighter
Necromancer
Bard
Barbarian
Warlock...
Today's episode will tackle the ancient enemy known as mimics. Remember kids, mimics are just 3D printed guns waiting to be molded, so tame your local Mimic today. If your DM says that's not possible, ask instead if they'd like to review your blueprints for the blunderbuss loaded with medieval napalm.
As always, tip your tavern owners, have fun with the group, and cause mayhem in the name of Gond!
2022-05-12 16:50:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Another day in the shop deep in the slums. When all of sudden the tax man comes a knocking. However will our team of overpowered idiots escape the threat of losing what little money they have? Simple really, through the power of incredible violence!
Join our latest adventure where all those explosive pranks on the House of Taxes finally come to bite us in the ass. Will a Nat 1 cause the team to lose what little wealth they have, or are these bureaucrats biting off more tha...
"We swore an oath to serve the Gods in their shadow so that their light may pierce through the veil. From the day The Cathedral took us in as pups, we knew that we would be not sword nor shield. We would be a knife in the dark. For our enemies will not fight fair, and so may every last Demon quake in fear. For mercy is reserved not for beasts, but for mortals."
- Chapter Master Ulrich to "Cleric" and others of their order.
Many questions linger regarding the Cleric and w...
Hey y'all! Heretical here. Thank you so much for your patience as it's been a hectic fest of non-stop editing.
Currently still in the processing of making Dice Goons. But until then we have something small coming for our Patrons to have a first look at! That being a series of shorts showing the history between the artificer and a friend from before his acquiring of the mysterious dog head on his shoulders. But how ever did that happen?!
Be sure to join us as we ...
The newest Life of Artificer comes out at last, and at the end we have an unseen episode not even out on Tik Tok yet! Watch the newest compilation as well as gaze into how our Artificer deals with an Ancient White Dragon!
Thank you all for your patronage and support. Still working daily to keep editing and I'm planning to release a bunch of episodes soon so as to have time to focus solely on Dice Goons.
But in the meantime please accept this humble caffeine fueled episode of L...
I can't believe it's already been two months since my last log. The headway on the show is coming along better than I'd hoped, but not as quickly. As a one man editing team, recording team, etc etc I got a lot on my plate. However I am not giving up! The show will continue on!
I wanted to take this time to thank all of you in my second log. Every last viewer, every last subscriber, and especially every last patreon. Thanks to all of you, I have enough to pay off the bil...
2022-02-05 21:45:53 +0000 UTC View Post
So while production of Dice Goons continues I decided to whip up a little something for y'all to thank you for your support!
Join us on our dive into a new side series which will answer all of your burning questions!
As always, thank you for your support!
Apparently my scheduling was off and I messed up the year to place this early here! My deepest apologies! Here is the final trailer for Dice Goons, airing in 2022! We hope you enjoy!
2021-12-12 09:17:37 +0000 UTC View PostThank you all for your continued support for this month. As the sole editor, writer, voice director, and currently sound Engineer I'm hard at work to prepare Dice Goons. It's set to be our biggest project yet, and I want to make sure I do it right XD.
I've decided to keep bi-weekly to monthly blogs here to ensure that you are updated about our continued work.
Currently we're about halfway done lining up the audio for the first of twelve episodes. Our voice actors are hard at wo...
Welcome everyone to a first look at the newest Life Of Artificer video! We're hard at work on Dice Goons and a few secret Patreon exclusives. But until then please enjoy this Early access to the latest video!
2021-11-24 22:26:07 +0000 UTC View Post
"The world is a magnificent place. Every little problem can easily stem from a greater machination. And the power of a single idiot with a shotgun can help create so many tasty stories."
-Before he was our lovable dog headed Chaotic Neutral, our Artificer was a normal man. But just what the hell happened? Join us as Heretical Fun House puts together it's first action packed comedy "Dice Goons" which will be available later in 2022.
Follow our lovable chaotic stupid's ...