The only solution to hats is more hats.
Hey, I was told they weren't dropping hats. HAD THEY BEEN HONEST, I would have realized that they had undergone hat-related transformations, and I could have gone about this in a way that allowed them to keep those forms if they so desired.
"But you're the writer, and it's 'wrong answers only'."
I WAS UN...
2021-04-01 03:01:55 +0000 UTC View PostFemme Rich and Larry, but...
(Accessories and outfits will be affected by poll results, not their physical proportions. Every option is curvy.)
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2021-03-31 16:21:04 +0000 UTC View PostCowgirl Susan! BUT WHERE???
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2021-03-31 16:17:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Potentially personal query.
There's plenty of discussion to be had about what does and doesn't make sense about this from a logical perspective, and whether it would be the result of what Larry suggests, or the spell having to do more legwork.
Ultimately, I just like Larry having an interest in guys while in femme-forms.
It's not exactly scien...
2021-03-30 03:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hatastrophy!
- First Wrong Answers Only comic
Really, I could end the storyline here, and I think people would be like "yes, that's a fitting conclusion."
Buuuuuuut I'm not ready to do anything else.
And I have other questions and wrong answers in mind.
<... 2021-03-27 03:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Incredible Evil - At egscomics
The original plan actually was for George to be an evil Luke, what with Luke being a super hero and such. Seemed appropriate. After I made the previous comic, however, I found myself lacking inspiration for an evil Luke costume that wouldn't just be a palette swap.
I also didn't want to wind up with another elaborate kitty costu...
2021-03-25 03:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Angry Luke???
Prior to this Wrong Answer Q&A, I mused... Somewhere? Anyway, I mused that there would be an answer that would be the wrong answer to the question, but be a correct answer to something else.
This is that question. Beyond that, I shouldn't elaborate, but this is definitely not Luke making up something at random (as if that were not ...
2021-03-23 03:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Meow!
George doesn't accuse Larry of dropping another hat in the last panel for the same reason his dialogue balloon is so awkwardly placed: I didn't want to cover up Rhea any more than necessary.
As for why the elaborate costume, I wanted Rhea's cat form to come with an outfit change, and I didn't want it to just be a generic one piece swi...
2021-03-20 03:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Dropping a hat.
EDIT - Typo
Accusations that this is just something I wanted to draw are ludicrous, and I will not stand for them no matter how correct they might be.
Part of me wanted Larry to let out a "KYAAAA!", because if anime has taught me anything, adding a "k" sound to a scream is potentially cute beyond logic for reasons unkn...
2021-03-18 02:19:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Who's the character-mon?
Once again, I'm blowing up lemons.
In the previous comic, I thought it would be adorbs to have a bit of fun with hairstyles in the middle panel. This was, in part, a result of Ashley needing a different from normal style due to her wizard's hat. Nanase missed out on this, in part because she was so far off to the side, but Sarah went without a hairband, and Diane got pigtails.
And then several readers didn't recognize Diane.
...
2021-03-16 05:56:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Stupid sexy wizards.
EDIT - Removed a word that lingered after editing when it should have been banished to the realm of wind and ghosts
Even I'm not sure if this is canon now.
In any case, this is not a question anyone asked, but is inspired by questions that have been asked in a roundabout sort of way.
I've been asked a lot of times why ther...
2021-03-14 03:28:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Treading carefully.
EDIT - I apparently forgot capitalization is a thing when using non-comic fonts
I'm pretty sure there isn't a dedicated term for what Larry just described, but it also would not shock me if there was.
2021-03-11 23:18:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Dragon NP YEAH!
I mean, this is SUPPOSED to be a wrong answer, but...
And yes, they're venting smoke.
Because science.
2021-03-10 00:25:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Monster smash
I didn't just want to draw that last panel.
But I did want to draw that last panel.
2021-03-06 05:48:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Who is that not-masked woman?!
Varia Delmtina is named after Daria from Daria, Velma from Scooby Doo, and Tina from Bob's Burgers.
Now, full confession: Unless you count a bizarre meta-cameo in Archer, I have not actually watched Bob's Burgers. I needed a third person for this nonsense, and when I asked for someone who fit in a triangle that already included Daria and Velma, Tina was a suggestion people seemed to be o...
2021-03-05 04:16:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Larry breaking all the rules. Just look at this rebel.
Whoops! An actual answer to a thing!
I've wanted to address this for a while. Larry once said that "maybe he's bi" as a result of his interest in Tedd. I considered this in part just a natural and amusing thing for him to say under the circumstances, but it was also meant as a sign that Larry was, deep down, an accepting guy w...
2021-03-02 23:56:24 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Feminine Grace, Sarah, and Tedd, either in their own forms, or swapped around.
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2021-02-28 06:13:02 +0000 UTC View PostExtra Masculine Grace, Sarah, and Tedd, either in their own forms, or swapped around.
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2021-02-28 06:11:29 +0000 UTC View Post
There's a little left in the glass, Rhoda.
Just saying.
Rhoda's hair is up in this so the tail could stand out more in the last panel, and she's not wearing a collar to keep things a little less visually cluttered from beginning to end.
I will understand if this lack of a collar results in pitchforks.
Greyscale...???
A greyscale version of this one exists because that's basically how I got around a big hang up I've been having about making these ...
2021-02-28 05:35:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Show lemons who's BOSS!
The day prior to this comic, I posted a story comic page with pictography I thought would PROBABLY be clear to everyone in context?
It was not. Which I should have expected, as it depended on getting in sync with my headspace (a strange pl...
2021-02-27 04:37:37 +0000 UTC View Post
There's a fair amount of, um, a certain type of morphing in EGS, and I'm curious what sort of results appeal most to Patrons.
I think the chart below is self explanatory, but they represent what areas grow and roughly how extreme the changes are.
Options in the poll correspond to something above, and yes, there's a "I'm not a fan of any of these" option.
Granted, you can vote for mo...
2021-02-26 22:29:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Lucy in distress
EDIT - Shadow correction
This was a late idea I wanted to do immediately in spite of this not actually being a question anyone asked (unless they did and I forgot, but I don't think it was). I was contemplating what role Lucy may or may not have in a future storyline, and got to thinking about her "warrior princess" outfit (as can be seen here), and ...
2021-02-25 20:35:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Fluctuating Rhoda
I really like this idea, and if space allowed, my avatar would have shown up in a final panel to praise Rhea for her idea.
Granted, it's a basic "Pinocchio's nose" concept (his nose grew when he lied). Plenty of people have done spins on it, undoubtedly including ones similar to this, so it's not exactly destroying the universe with the power of its originality.
I can still like the idea, darn it, and might do a future storyline in which ...
2021-02-23 04:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
An EGSNP Jumps In When You Least Expected It
I'm not actually sure what Jay would think of certain cartoons that fit that description. As a new character, I know Jay enough to get the ball rolling on getting to know her (one reason I was excited to include her in Parable), but I'll need to get to know her better before I can get a complete idea...
2021-02-20 06:57:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Shipping without handling
EDIT - Minor shadow error on Luke's facial hair
This isn't me trying not to lean in too hard to not having too many "interesting" visuals. I think all of them dating in an absurdly wholesome manner that confuses others was the second most interesting available answer, and it's also a nod to many, may comments from readers over the years about how "tame" everyone in this comic actually is in regard to stuff like this.
As f...
2021-02-18 21:35:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Creepy kids
Sadly, this does not mean we can all gain psychic powers by wearing AWESOME late eighties and early nineties fashion. Only kids might get it, and frankly, I don't think any of us want them to have it anyway. Fortunately, very few of them would want to wear such rad clothes anyway.
Also, sorry to make a twins joke, twins. I'm sure many of you get sick of those. I just felt I had to because of a scene from The Shining.
And to any tw...
2021-02-17 01:40:12 +0000 UTC View Post
She really likes card games.
EDIT - Minor typo
Full disclosure, this is a question I made up myself in order to illustrate a category of questions that normally wouldn’t be great for a Q&A:
Questions we definitely already know the answers to.
Seriously, if I really wanted to, I could take questions from past actual Q&As and just have this group get them wrong.
I came up with an answer to this question that I ...
2021-02-13 09:45:10 +0000 UTC View Post
A very wrong answer.
For the record, this answer is definitely wrong because going back in time is NOT allowed in EGS canon!
The rest of it is still wrong, but there aren't any rules against an irresponsible party-wizard existing.
They're just not going back in time, and assuming they exist, they probably aren't George.
I don't know how long this "wrong answers only" Q&A will be going for, but I hope to establish a general tone and Modus Operandi...
2021-02-11 04:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Nothing can possibly go wrong!
This is true. I'm planning a storyline that will give me a chance to poke fun at courtroom dramas, mystery shows, and ace attorneys, some of which I already have written.
I'm nowhere near ready to jump into that, however, so I needed something do in the meantime, and it needed to be something that could be kept simple.
SO BAM! A Q&A in which ONLY wrong answers will be given! Simplicity itself!
First thing I did was ...
2021-02-10 00:45:23 +0000 UTC View PostAn upcoming EGSNP storyline I want to do is a courtroom mystery poking fun at mystery shows, TV courtrooms, and of course, ace attorneys.
That is NOT what’s happening next, however, because I’m not ready yet! It requires a bunch of preparation! So many joke names, sets, and costume designs!
In the meantime, we’re doing a Q&A, but with a twist:
None of the hosts know the answers.
That’s right, it’s a ”wrong answers only” Q&A! Feel free to ask anyth...
2021-02-06 22:10:12 +0000 UTC View Post