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Restart, Spider-Man! [49]

Titan.

As a series of moving stone tablets formed an ancient palace, the group followed the purple figure into its depths. Along the way, the torches on the stone walls of the palace ignited with golden flames.

Xia Luo couldn’t help but sigh, "So this is the real sanctuary."

He then looked ahead at Thanos, or rather, the younger Thanos. At this moment, Thanos still had a full head of black hair—who knows when he started shaving it off.

Sensing Xia ...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [48]

Then, something strange happened.

The spider totem on Xia Luo's chest began to flicker, its red and blue glow swirling. Gradually, one of his complete spider totems started to break apart. At the same time, a broken spider totem appeared on Lizard Parker's chest, covered in light, and it began to repair itself, slowly becoming whole.

Seeing this, Infinite Tony and the others looked stunned.

"What is this?"

Old Steve pondered. "This must be the mark of Spider-Man. Perha...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [47]

"Boom!"

In an instant, lightning roared through the sky and struck down. The cracks on Mjolnir's surface spread with terrifying electric light before the hammer shattered into pieces.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh."

At that moment, the fragments of the broken hammer shot out like a meteor shower, effortlessly smashing through the rings surrounding the spire. The shards crashed into the tower’s surface, triggering a series of explosions.

"Rumble!"

"Ah! Run for your live...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [46]

The second resurrection round.

In the restaurant, the scene of the Avengers slaughtering villagers shocked everyone present.

Meanwhile, Xia Luo had already learned the location of the temple from one of the waitstaff.

“Let's go to the temple,” Xia Luo said, leading the way with a wave of his hand. Old Steve instinctively stood up.

“You've got a plan?” Steve asked.

Xia Luo nodded. “Blowing up Titan’s temple will be more effective than random killing....

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Restart, Spider-Man! [45]

At this moment, Infinite Tony tapped his virtual computer, and a familiar face appeared on the screen.

“Well, well, good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen of Titan. I’m your good friend, General Rhodes, and now we’re going to play a little guessing game. Can you guess where the next explosion will happen?”

“Oh, right here! You guessed it! We’re filming Prison Break.”

In an instant, the black Iron Man suit flew over a suburban prison, launching mini-missi...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [44]

On Titan.

Xia Luo and his companions strolled down an exotic street, taking in the sights and sounds of the alien world.

Perhaps it was because of Lizard Parker, but they could feel the curious gazes of the passersby.

However, Lizard Parker didn’t mind these looks at all, as they didn’t carry any disgust or fear—only pure curiosity. On Titan, a humanoid lizard wasn’t considered that scary. In fact, much uglier creatures were commonplace.

This helped him relax.<...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [43]

Outside the Star Castle, in a rural village, a motorcycle roared past, kicking up clouds of dust. The shield adorned with a star frequently flew from Steve’s hands, relentlessly attacking the village’s natives.

Beep, beep

The village’s aerial surveillance system continuously blared alarms, while Steve's face lit up with excitement.

“Guys, they’ve spotted us! Let’s go! Kill them all, and we’ll definitely get to join the Exile Journey.”

W...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [42]

The ever-snarky Tony Stark couldn’t help but shout at Loki.

Loki, amidst the crowd, glanced around and saw that everyone was looking at the horns on his crown. Only then did he realize something.

“Reindeer? Are you talking about me?”

He touched the horns on his crown, his face darkening.

“Foolish mortals! You’re courting death!”

With a shout, he raised his scepter and charged at Tony.

“Die!”

Bang!

Elder Steve ins...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [41]

"Boom!!"

A gust of wind roared, and Lizard Parker let out a scream as he was knocked into the crowd.

"Damn it! I'm so mad. How did you die again... urgh!"

Realizing that he still couldn’t beat Xia Luo, Lizard Parker howled at the sky in frustration, only to feel his stomach churn, and he fell to his knees, vomiting miserably.

“Are you okay?”

Suddenly, someone handed a tissue to Lizard Parker.

Lizard Parker froze as he stared at the ti...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [50]

"Here it is! The battle outfit I designed for you!" That afternoon, during their tutoring session, Mu Mei pulled out a black jacket like she was performing a magic trick. With a flick of her wrist, a magnificent Ninetales seemed to leap from the fabric.

"What’s this?" Lu Cheng reached out and touched the Ninetales pattern on the jacket, surprised. "Handcrafted!?"

"This is the most popular hand-embroidery technique this year." Mu Mei smiled, "It’s a method of stitching the patt...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [49]

"Congratulations, Cheng Cheng," Grandpa said with a smile, patting Lu Cheng on the shoulder. Although there were some hiccups along the way, the result was perfect. Vulpix had learned Flamethrower, and Treecko had successfully evolved into Grovyle!

Lu Cheng nodded firmly. These two outstanding Pokémon were pushing him to strive harder and aim for greater heights as a trainer. Seeing Lu Cheng lost in thought, Grandpa sighed with emotion and said, "Cheng Cheng, you have to keep pushing f...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [48]

Following Grandpa's command, the slumbering Tauros let out a thunderous snore. Lu Cheng’s expression grew serious. Although Tauros was incredibly strong, the move it used through Sleep Talk would surely be weaker in power and speed. Under these circumstances, his two Pokémon might have a chance to dodge it!

Lu Cheng shouted, "No matter what move it is, dodge in different directions!"

The powerful energy had already gathered. Tauros wobbled to its feet, hooves digging into the d...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [47]

Tauros left Lu Cheng deeply shaken. He couldn't help but start doubting his grandfather's identity. After all, how could someone with a Tauros capable of wielding eight different moves be just an ordinary old man from the countryside? As Lu Cheng’s expression shifted between confusion and suspicion, his grandfather, assuming he was still troubled over Treecko's evolution, said reassuringly, "Cheng Cheng, bring Treecko over here."

Startled, Lu Cheng instinctively nodded. Despite Treeck...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [46]

After watching A-Le’s battle, even Lu Cheng couldn’t help but feel a wave of emotion. "Baozi’s evolved now. You better keep up," Lu Cheng smiled as he spoke to the Treecko beside him.

"Chama," Treecko nodded. Despite its aloof nature, Treecko was undeniably competitive, driven by a fierce desire to win. Seeing how Wingull, which it had defeated with just two moves, had grown to this level, Lu Cheng couldn’t help but wonder how Treecko would perform in the upcoming matches. The T...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [45]

"A-Le, what are you doing!" Lu Cheng suddenly stood up from the audience, shouting loudly.

A-Le stared blankly at Wingull, then suddenly cried out, "Baozi!" The sight of his injured Wingull snapped him back to reality. He had just made a mistake no trainer could forgive—spacing out during a Pokémon battle!

"Oh dear, am I being ignored?" the boy mocked, letting out a sigh. "Or maybe you're just that weak?"

"Spacing out during a battle—should I call you cute or just plain...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [44]

Three days after placing the order, a scar-faced Pidgeot landed at Lu Cheng’s doorstep, its expression clearly saying, “Hurry up and sign for this—I’ve got other business to handle.”

Opening the package, a rich aroma of berries filled the air. Inside were ten full containers of Pokéblocks, with 24 blocks per container—enough to ensure Treecko’s evolution. Zhao Dachun had even taken the time to ask about Treecko’s preferences and added a rare Tamato Berry to the mix. Tho...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [43]

Lu Cheng furrowed his brow as he took the commemorative ball out of his system space, examining it closely. His commemorative ball didn’t match any of the ones listed on the chart at all. Its pure white shell had a beautiful sheen, as if it were made from some valuable metal. The red trim around the button was decorated with a faint gold pattern. Although it resembled the first edition, there was an odd golden stamp in one corner that made it stand out.

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [42]

The Pokémon Forum, like most online forums, was divided into multiple sections. At a glance, Lu Cheng could see categories such as "Pokémon Daily Life," "Training and Care," "Trading and Sales," and "Off-Topic Discussions." Popular posts were marked in red, labeled as "pinned," and placed at the top of the homepage.

Currently, the hottest post on the forum was titled "U20 Tournament! Links to All Provincial Events!" Although the Pokémon Forum had only around 40...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [41]

Just like in his previous life, this world also had many challenging certification exams. For instance, becoming a Senior Pokémon Nutritionist, Senior Pokémon Breeder, or even a Pokémon Medical Specialist required passing professional exams organized by the Pokémon Association. Some of these exams even had specific requirements for the candidate's major. Take Zhao Dachun, for example—he graduated from a medical university in Jilin and later returned to his wife’s hometown to start a b...

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I’m surrounded by strange things in Honkai: Star Rail! [2]

"So, you're saying that during the battle at Jianmu, Sister Tingyun suddenly transformed into a Lord Ravager, though you're unsure whether it was illusion or a puppet? You suspect she had already been replaced, or perhaps she’s been a pawn of the Antimatter Legion all along?"

Jiang Yan simply couldn’t imagine how the delicate fox girl, who often called herself a "fragile little lady," could suddenly transform into the ferocious Lord Ravager, responsible for destroying countless plan...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [15]

“Alright, this is a matter for your Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, not for me to comment on.”

Gu Sanqiu had a thousand things he wanted to say, but considering the situation involved that grand old man, he decided it was best to hold back his snarky remarks.

“Here, this is for you. It's good for your health.”

(;¬_¬)

“Ugh, it’s so ugly. Just looking at it makes me not want to eat it. I, the mighty parlor director, only eat things that are both beautiful and...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [14]

"Since this is for Qiqi, I need to prepare it a little differently."

Gu Sanqiu adjusted his headscarf, checking to make sure no one was paying attention, and then slowly activated his Vision. The amber-colored gemstone flickered faintly, and a barely perceptible dragon's head emerged within it, radiating an invisible aura of authority.

"Uh, grandpa, ancestor, Lord Rex Lapis, this isn’t disrespectful, really. This is just a small experiment for the sake of Liyue’s culinary futu...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [13]

"Here you go, big brother. This is the money I earned this week from helping everyone with math problems."

The little girl stood on her tiptoes and handed Gu Sanqiu a small piece of white paper, then quickly ran back inside to call her friends for lunch.

Gu Sanqiu glanced at the note, then placed it in a nearby money box. The note didn’t have anything special written on it—just the large characters spelling out “10,000 Mora.”

Legally speaking, this paper had no value...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [12]

Sanqiu... this food...

“I told you, swallow your food before you speak.”

It was early the next morning, and the two of them were strolling leisurely along the main road. Hu Tao still had a plate in her hands, filled with the roasted meat that Gu Sanqiu had prepared that morning.

Gu Sanqiu carried his fishing rod, while the fishing line trailed behind, hooked onto neatly cut and packaged Ugada giant-legged chicken. After all, carrying the whole thing openly...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [11]

“Lend me a flame.”

With a slightly pouty face, Hu Tao directed her Vision at the pile of wood. As the fire lit up, the two of them, sitting in the wilderness, felt a bit of warmth.

“Hey, Sanqiu, why didn’t we just stay at Wangshu Inn? Why do we have to rough it out here? Don’t you know that skincare is really important for a girl?”

“I didn’t expect you to be so conscious of that. Not bad, not bad.”

Hu Tao’s gaze toward Gu Sanqiu grew increasingly da...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [10]

"Are you done over there? I've pretty much cleaned up on my side."

Butterfly Blaze!

Hu Tao swung her Staff of Homa, and a wave of fiery butterflies burst outward in all directions, dealing a full-screen AOE that wiped out the remaining health of the small fry enemies.

“I bet you were trying to burn me along with them,” Gu Sanqiu said, quickly crouching down and conjuring a helmet of Geo energy to protect his hair.

٩(๛˘ ³˘)۶

“He...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [9]

Gu Sanqiu let out a long breath, the cold air of Wuwang Hill making his exhalation visible as a faint trail.

“You’re awake, Sanqiu! Quick, quick, tell me—did it work?” Hu Tao asked eagerly.

Without saying a word, Gu Sanqiu hung the heirloom Vision from his waist, letting his actions speak for themselves.

Only those who had truly been acknowledged by a Vision could wear it, much like a badge issued by a village committee, signaling official recognition. Of course, one...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [8]

Seeing what was emerging from the ground, Gu Sanqiu didn’t waste any time. Without looking back, he sped off into the distance.

That thing was likely a bandit or warlord when it was alive—maybe even a military leader. At the very least, it must have been some sort of head honcho; otherwise, it wouldn’t have had such an elaborate set of armor.

As for the soul-fire arrow that struck the Great Shadow Eagle, it made sense that this creature had a few former personal guards among...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [7]

"Headshots? Is that something recorded in the Gu family’s ancient texts?" Hu Tao asked, curious.

"Not exactly, just a personal suggestion," Gu Sanqiu replied, forming a hand seal with his left hand. A rune, glowing with iron-gray light, slowly fused into his revolver.

Demon-Slaying Revolver Supplementary Technique: Bullet Enchantment Art
Iron-Gray Rune: Sharpness Enchantment
Using his weapon as a medium, this wa...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [6]

Gu Sanqiu mercilessly poked Hu Tao's forehead with his finger.

"If you used that weird method to send a message to my house in the middle of the night just to make me your delivery boy, I swear, you're going to regret it."

“Heh heh, well, I am hungry,” Hu Tao grinned mischievously from her seat on the ground and held her arms out toward him. “I'm starving, Sanqiu, help me up so I can eat.”

“Tsk.”

Gu Sanqiu shot her a look of disdain, but still...

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