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Playing Genshin in Genshin! [8]

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After obtaining the Staff of Homa, Lu Shiyuan loaded a bundle of iron-tipped spears onto a rented lightweight carriage. He hired the best driver and instructed him to head non-stop toward Cuijue Slope.

The journey from Liyue Harbor to Cuijue Slope was long, but thanks to the swift horses, Lu Shiyuan managed to arrive by the afternoon. He quickly ate some dry food in the...

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Playing Genshin in Genshin! [7]

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"Dead for ten years…?" Lu Shiyuan recalled the tragic event from so long ago and smiled wryly. "Maybe, but I survived that disaster."

He looked at the shocked Mona and calmly said, "Miss Mona, what happened back then is all in the past. What I care about most right now is the whereabouts of my sister."

"Can you tell me where she is?"

"It's truly... astonis...

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Playing Genshin in Genshin! [6]

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Lu Shiyuan carried his sister on his back, running desperately forward. Unfortunately, his eight-year-old body was no match for the stamina of an adult. He was already gasping for breath, his lungs burning painfully.

Perhaps sensing the gravity of their situation, Lu Qianzhi gradually quieted down, sobbing softly on her brother's back.

As they fled, Lu Shiyuan vag...

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Playing Genshin in Genshin! [5]

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"Mondstadt really is a beautiful place, brother."

Sitting inside the carriage, the young Lu Qianzhi gazed eagerly out of the window, her eyes filled with longing as the dandelions gradually disappeared from view.

"We've been touring Mondstadt for a week now, and you still haven't had enough?" A gentle-looking woman lovingly patted Qianzhi's little head and asked w...

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Playing Genshin in Genshin! [4]

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There are many secret realms, big and small, throughout the Liyue region. This is no secret. However, most of these realms have already been explored by the Ministry of Civil Affairs, leaving only a few lesser-known ones occupied by monsters and of little value.

Despite this, adventurers are still eager to explore these realms. But Lu Qianzhi isn’t like most adventure...

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Playing Genshin in Genshin! [3]

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Although in this world, Vision's aren't everything, those who possess one can wield elemental power. If used correctly, their combat ability can catch up with or even surpass that of ordinary people who have trained diligently for decades.

Moreover, Vision holders can see the elemental forces within all things in nature, a world completely different from what ordinary p...

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Playing Genshin in Genshin! [2]

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"Hey, Master Hu," Lu Shiyuan greeted the young girl, "Out for another evening stroll?"

"As if I had the time for that. No, I'm here to pick someone up," Hu Tao said, spreading her hands.

As she spoke, she arrived at their table, glancing at the tea pot and noticing there was nothing else on the table. With surprise, she said, "It's one thing for Zhongli to be brok...

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Playing Genshin in Genshin! [1]

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Lu Qianzhi looked at the figure sleeping soundly on the bed and sighed softly. She immediately put on a stern expression and said coldly, “It’s time to get up, brother.”

The young man on the bed didn’t respond at all.

“It’s already nine o’clock, hurry up and get up!” Lu Qianzhi shouted impatiently.

The young man frowned slightly, pulled the b...

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Small Announcement!

Hello! I decided that from now on I will be using an image at the start of the paid posts so you can stop yourself from accidentally getting spoiled! It happened to me quite a few times with other translators...

I hope this won't obstruct your reading!

This is the image! It will also be removed when the post goes public!

 

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Honkai: Star Rail. Getting chased by players! [12]

“Uh…”

When Stelle opened her eyes again, she was a bit confused as she stared at the familiar ceiling above her. This was the second time she’d fainted…

For some reason, her head hurt. Whether it was from sleeping too long or some other cause, she still felt a little dazed.

“You’re awake. Want some water?”

Cava, who had been waiting nearby, noticed Stelle opening her eyes and immediately approached her with concern.

“Couldn’t Uncle Yang be a l...

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Honkai: Star Rail. Getting chased by players! [11]

【This is what happens when you focus too much on one character!】

【Look at that! It's official punishment!】

Some viewers were taking pleasure in Kakaya’s misfortune, while others were losing it in the chat.

【Cava! Cava! How will I survive without you? Without your heals, what am I going to do? Cava, please take me with you!!!】

【My Cava! My love! The pain! It hurts more than Kakaya's first defeat!...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [53]

A strange object streaked across the sky, and the horde of giant apes on the ground looked up, roaring and howling as they charged toward the source of sunlight.

“We’re almost there,” said Xia Luo.

Mjolnir flew straight toward the sunlight. As they neared, Xia Luo finally saw what the so-called "sun" truly was. Floating atop the towering black cliff was a golden gemstone. Its light wasn’t blinding but perfectly enveloped the barren land below.

Behind Xia Luo, Thanos ...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [60]

Thanks to the terrifying accuracy of Thunder Wave, Su Xiangrou had breezed through the previous rounds with little trouble! A flash of light—Grovyle's Fury Cutter landed precisely on Porygon, but Porygon’s body trembled violently as a fine, nearly imperceptible electric current enveloped it. In the next moment, Grovyle, unable to control itself, became paralyzed.

Su Xiangrou wasn’t about to waste this opportunity. She quickly issued a second command: "Tri Attack!"

A...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [59]

Making it into the top 16 meant the contestants had already won numerous rewards, including a cash prize of 50,000 yuan, as well as direct entry into one of the top 100 companies in Zhejiang Province, without needing an interview. Both of Lu Cheng's parents were thrilled and prepared a grand feast at home to celebrate.

"Chengcheng, mom thinks you should join Alibaba!" Lu Cheng’s mom exclaimed excitedly, "I'm a big fan of Jack Ma. If you work there, maybe you can get me an autograph!"<...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [58]

"I'll go find a nurse!" A-Le bolted out of the room. Lu Cheng hurried forward, and in the next moment, intense white light enveloped the battered body of the Golbat, causing all the medical instruments to go haywire.

"How is this possible!?" Ding Chong was momentarily stunned, then shouted, "No, Golbat, you're too injured to do this!"

However, Golbat stubbornly continued its evolution. If it could evolve successfully, it could save its trainer a huge medical bill! The searing pain...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [57]

"DoduoFliesToTheSky: Wang Yingjie’s tactics are inhumane! I strongly demand the organizers disqualify him from the competition!"

"SeismicTossSnorlax: I agree with the OP. This is total street-thug behavior, injuring opponents for victory. It completely goes against the spirit of the tournament."

"GarchompLover: To the ones above, winning is winning. In Pokémon battles, being weak is the real crime!" View Post

There's Something Off About My Pokémon. [56]

Wartortle hadn’t expected Charmeleon to counterattack in such a situation. As Fire Fang met Ice Punch, the ice around Wartortle's fist shattered, and the next moment, Charmeleon's fiery fangs sank into Wartortle’s arm, sparks flying everywhere. A critical hit!

"Nice one!" Hu Sheng shouted excitedly, but his face turned ashen the very next second.

“It’s over,” Wang Yingjie said coldly. "Water Pulse."

Charmeleon had no way to dodge. A powerful stream of water crashed...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [40]

The Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, though not particularly large, is a modest-sized establishment. Most of its staff spends significant time traveling, dedicated to funerary services and preventing supernatural events from intruding into the mortal realm.

Do not assume that Wangsheng Funeral Parlor monopolizes Liyue's burial affairs or that it’s akin to a government-run mortuary. In ancient times, not long after the gods had retreated from the world, leaving humans to fend for themselves, ...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [39]

“So, you beat those guys half to death and only managed to find out the whereabouts of the kids? You still have no idea who’s behind all this?”

“To be fair, getting the kids back safely was already quite an achievement,” Gu Sanqiu rolled his eyes. “Be thankful those idiots wanted to gather them all in one place. If not, we might not have been able to recover any of the children.”

Keqing frowned, “So even you have no clue where they’re from?”

“They used ...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [38]

Gu Sanqiu let out a big yawn. "They might have the time for this, but I don't. I just want to go back and get a good night's sleep."

"Uh... your wisdom is truly unmatched," the secretary decided it was best to distance himself from whatever was in Gu Sanqiu's hand.

Even though he didn’t know exactly what ingredients Gu Sanqiu had mixed into those orbs, just the Jueyun Chili and dried high-acidity raspberries alone were enough to make any regular person suffer.

"Oh, by the ...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [37]

Strictly speaking, besides the Millelith and the night owls, the old man also heard the signal flare.

“Damn it! How did you bastards know I was here?”

Looking up at the eagle in the sky, clearly guiding others toward his location, the old man’s face turned grim. This method, while not foolproof, was absolutely a high-level tactic compared to regular child trafficking operations.

The old man couldn’t understand. Even if there were experts in Liyue Harbor, they would t...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue. [36]

The next day, Gu Sanqiu stretched lazily, only to slam his head right into the desk, smashing it in half with the force he intentionally added.

"Gu Fengxiang, about this desk..."

"Here, a 10,000 Mora bill. Keep the change—consider it a donation for your travel expenses."

After replacing the desk, Gu Sanqiu sat back down, chewing on a delivery meal from Wanmin Restaurant. He felt that even with Master Mao’s culinary skills, eating in this soul-crushing office environment ...

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Honkai: Star Rail. Getting chased by players! [10]

“Uncle Yang! Why did you take so long? We almost got taken out by that Doomsday Beast!”

March pouted as she walked behind Welt, her tone playful but filled with mock complaints.

“Apologies, I did arrive a little late. The Astral Express needed protection too, so I had to spend some time securing that.”

Welt offered a sincere apology to March.

“Hey, Uncle Yang, I was just joking! I didn’t mean to blame you.”

Seeing that Welt had taken her words serio...

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Honkai: Star Rail. Getting chased by players! [9]

“Attack its hands and the dark matter engine in the middle! Those are its weak points!”

Himeko shouted to everyone, pulling out her trusty toolbox.

Inside the space station, using the orbital cannon could damage the station due to its immense power, so Himeko typically fought using drones and gadgets. But now, with the protective shield of Herta Space Station breached and them being in the outer support module, using the orbital cannon wouldn’t pose much risk to the station....

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Honkai: Star Rail. Getting chased by players! [8]

"Warning! Warning! An unidentified object is breaching the outer protective shield of the space station!!

Warning! Warning!"

"What's happening?!"

"Help! I don't want to die!"

The sudden blaring of alarms threw the control module into chaos. Everyone turned to see the massive claws of a beast tearing through the station's outer shield on the virtual screen!

"It's here!"

Cava's eyes sharpened as he stood up and made his way toward the bridge.

The Doomsd...

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Honkai: Star Rail. Getting chased by players! [7]

[Eidolon 1] Wind: When using a skill, restore 50% of the total healing amount to a nearby ally.

[Eidolon 2] Cold: When using an Ultimate, gain an additional skill point.

[Eidolon 3] Heat: Skill level +2 (max level 15), Basic Attack level +1 (max level 10).

[Eidolon 4] Wet: When HP drops below 10% for the first time, restore 30% of all allies' HP.

[Eidolon 5] Dry: Ultimate level +2 (max level 15...

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Honkai: Star Rail. Getting chased by players! [6]

“Everyone, calm down, calm down. Yes, Cava is handsome, but he’s not as incredible as some of you are making him out to be! Let’s take a look at his skills first.”

Kakaya, being the experienced streamer he was, quickly shifted the tone of the live chat with just a few words.

【Alright, alright, keep talking, you’re doing great.】

【Honestly, true.】

【If this were real life, I’d say Cava is super hot, but sorry, this i...

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Honkai: Star Rail. Getting chased by players! [5]

In Reality

In Kakaya’s live stream, everyone was confused by the appearance of that unfamiliar male voice. While it wasn’t unheard of for MiHoYo to change the initial plot, they typically wouldn’t make such a sudden adjustment right at launch.

As the chat continued to discuss and speculate, the live stream screen started moving again.

Zzzzzzz!

Flashes of lightning streaked across the once-dark screen, followed by a few soft groans from S...

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Honkai: Star Rail. Getting chased by players! [4]

Zzzzzzz!

The two Voidrangers guarding the exit of the platform trembled before collapsing to the ground. Two lightning needles, formed from elemental energy, silently pierced the back of their necks, ending their lives on the spot.

“Wow! Cava, you’re amazing! You dealt with them so easily!”

March 7th looked at Cava, her eyes sparkling with admiration. She had planned to team up with Dan Heng to take down one Voidranger each, but Cava, who had been following th...

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Honkai: Star Rail. Getting chased by players! [3]

Cava felt a chill run down his spine, followed by a strange, unknown power surging into his body, making him feel tingly all over, like he had just undergone electric therapy.

It seemed that the system had successfully transferred the stats from his character card onto his own body.

He looked at his hands, which didn’t quite feel real. Cava felt incredibly light, and the power of vitality coursed through his body.

“So... this is the power of the Path?”

Cava murmu...

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