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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [30]

Luo Qing quickly summoned his Millelith spear to block Shenhe’s attack.

He was about to use his silver tongue to convince her to stop, but it was clear that Shenhe had no intention of backing down. Her spear techniques were relentless, chaining one move into the next. Without using elemental power or his "Spirit Speech," Luo Qing found it surprisingly challenging to hold his ground.

“Lord Luo Qing, should we...?”

Ovilia hesitated, uncertain whether to aid Luo Qing or r...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [29]

Just before dawn, Luo Qing finally decided he’d tormented Osial enough and returned to the shore.

After making plans with Teresa to meet up in Liyue Harbor someday, he set course back to the city.

Following several bouts of harassing Osial, he’d accumulated a total of 2,051 frustration points—enough for two sets of ten draws. Still, knowing that twenty draws likely wouldn’t yield any big rewards, he planned to save up a little more—maybe enough for four or five sets—be...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [28]

It was hard to say whether it was just in a god’s nature to be temperamental or if Osial was extra irritable after being suppressed beneath the ocean for millennia.

Whatever the reason, all Luo Qing had to do was taunt him a bit to wring out a solid ten points of frustration.

And with Osial immobilized, pinned under the weight of a Geo spear beneath the sea, no matter how many "friendly greetings" Luo Qing offered, there was absolutely nothing Osial could do in retaliation. Trul...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [27]

Evening, Northland Bank

Luo Qing returned to Northland Bank, carrying a fishing rod in one hand and a basket of fish in the other. He'd spent the afternoon fishing with Zhongli, and the results had been exceptional. His face brimmed with pride—anyone passing by could expect him to boast about his haul.

Stepping into the bank’s lobby, he spotted a certain blonde girl and her floating companion chatting with Tartaglia.

Drawn by his ever-present curiosity a...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [26]

"If there’s no solid evidence, you really can’t just arrest people without cause. Focus on tracking down the real suspect, and don’t make this kind of mistake again."

Ganyu’s expression was apologetic as she addressed Zhang Deshuai and his men.

"Y-Yes, Miss Ganyu..."

Though Zhang was still frustrated with Luo Qing and his group, he couldn’t afford to contradict Ganyu. Taking the chance she’d offered them, the Millelith squad quickly retreated to continue their in...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [25]

On Yujing Terrace, a sea of people gathered as the Millelith began carefully inspecting each visitor attending the Rite of Descension.

Lumine and Paimon exchanged a few hurried words, seemingly realizing the gravity of the situation, and decided to sneak away through the crowd—an action that did not escape Luo Qing’s notice as he observed from his perch.

Luo Qing couldn’t help but wonder why Lumine felt the need to flee so stealthily. Every year, many foreigners came to watc...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [24]

Time flew by, and soon enough, the long-awaited Rite of Descension arrived.

Since getting acquainted with Zhongli, Luo Qing had finally found a kindred spirit in the art of fishing. Every few days, he’d stop by the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor to drag Zhongli along, casting lines together at Liyue’s fishing spots. Over time, the two of them had become quite familiar with each other.

Luo Qing even offered some “constructive” suggestions for Zhongli’s dramatic death scene, adv...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [23]

"Ah, Consultant Zhongli, you're just in time. These guests are looking for you."

Hu Tao waved cheerfully as Zhongli stepped inside. She then walked over to him, looking uncharacteristically serious.

"These two are our five-star customers at the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. They've got a request for you, so make sure to take good care of them, okay?" With that, she grabbed the receipt and headed to the back to file it away.

Zhongli turned to face Luo Qing and Rosalyne, his expre...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [22]

The Next Morning

In the end, Luo Qing's hopes of sharing a bed with Rosalyne remained unfulfilled. His survival instincts kicked in just before her patience reached its breaking point, and he made a hasty exit.

Of course, if he hadn't known the whereabouts of Rex Lapis, Rosalyne might very well have incinerated him on the spot.

Luo Qing waited for a while in the hotel lobby. Soon enough, Rosalyne appeared, dressed in a simple, understated outfit, a far cry f...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [21]

Days passed.

Since the night he let Yelan go, Luo Qing’s life had been uneventful. Each day was spent fishing by the harbor or sitting in the teahouse listening to Uncle Tian’s tall tales. He seemed less like an envoy from Snezhnaya and more like a local Liyue native.

As always, Luo Qing was on a small boat at the harbor, intently watching the bobbing float on the water’s surface. He’d been fishing since sunrise and hadn’t caught a single fish. Stubbornly refusing to adm...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [20]

Meanwhile...

Once Yelan realized she’d been discovered, she didn’t dare linger. Memories of Luo Qing taking control of her body and forcing her to sing that humiliating song were still fresh in her mind.

Her first instinct was to get as far away from him as possible.

Just as she was starting to relax, thinking that Luo Qing hadn’t followed, she saw a figure dart through the shadows, rapidly closing in on her.

“He’s... so fast.”

Yelan’s brow furrowed...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [19]

Late Night – Jueyun Karst

Once the domain of the Lord of Dust, the Guili Plains are still filled with remnants of the Archon War era. Among the ruins lies a hidden research outpost where Oviro and his team work on replicating the Sigil of Permission.

North of Liyue Harbor, perched on a cliffside ruin, lies the research camp.

Since her last encounter with Luo Qing, Yelan couldn’t shake the humiliating memory of that day in the attic of the Northland Bank. Singing...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [18]

“Hmm, even if it’s one-time use, it’s still worth it,” Luo Qing muttered to himself. He had no idea how powerful the Teyvat edition of Susano’o would be, but at the very least, it was a trump card—something he could rely on if he ever ended up facing a god-level entity.

Having acquired new powers, there was no way he was going to leave them untested.

Luo Qing scanned the area to make sure he was alone.

Satisfied that no one was around, he focused, and the Geo Vis...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [17]

By the time Luo Qing sailed the skiff back to Liyue Harbor, it was already morning.

Having stayed up all night, his eyelids were heavy with exhaustion. He returned to the top floor of the Northland Bank, instructed Natalia to arrange for a replacement skiff for Theresa, then collapsed into bed and slept.

When he woke up again, the sun had already set, and the full moon was rising over the ocean.

Luo Qing rubbed his eyes, scanning the room. Natalia was sitting nearby, cradlin...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [16]

After several hours of "creative" work, Osial’s heads were all now adorned with a large, bold “Loser” character, painted with Luo Qing's high-strength spray.

And that wasn’t all—Luo Qing had spent the entire time giving Osial a heartfelt lecture. For example:

“Osial, when’s your mother gonna die, huh?”

“Osial, you’re my beloved mare.”

“Stop all that whining and come fight me if you dare, you coward.”

...

Every time he spok...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [15]

Though Guyun Stone Forest formed a series of islands thanks to the spikes of rock, it remained part of the deep ocean. Just a short distance away from the shore, the seabed dropped into darkness, its depths unseen.

After Theresa finished her dinner, Luo Qing led her to the central beach of Guyun.

The rocky formations circled the heart of the sea, and below its central depths lay the prison of the Vortex God, Osial.

Looking out at the water, the ocean under the night sky was ...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [14]

On the sands of Guyun Stone Forest, a group of hilichurls were roasting meat around a bonfire.

Suddenly, a spear swept out from the darkness, scattering the flames and knocking several hilichurls to the ground. Those hit by the attack lay motionless, their fates uncertain.

“Si-va ro-ma!”

The remaining hilichurls, realizing someone was crashing their little feast, cursed in their guttural language and grabbed their weapons, charging at Luo Qing.

A few minutes later,...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [13]

Off the Coast of Liyue

As twilight settled over the horizon, the Alcor sailed like a prowling dragon toward Guyun Stone Forest.

To the southeast of Liyue Harbor lay Guyun Stone Forest, the prison of the Vortex God, Osial. Ordinary ships, whether heading to Sumeru or Inazuma, would give the area a wide berth, not daring to draw too close.

But Beidou and her Crux Fleet had never feared the so-called prison of a sealed god. They were even known to hold martial ...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [12]

After the Lunch Banquet

Following the luncheon, Ningguang had Luo Qing and his companion escorted back to the Northland Bank. She remained seated at her desk, replaying Luo Qing’s odd responses in her mind.

She had asked, “Mr. Luo Qing, do you have any hobbies? I hear the people of Snezhnaya are quite fond of drinking.”

Luo Qing’s answer had been, “Indeed! I usually mix red, white, and yellow wine with some Sprite and chug it down.”

She had...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [11]

On the Jade Chamber

The sun was bright, the weather warm and pleasant.

A gentle breeze drifted by, slightly lifting Ningguang’s dress and revealing a glimpse of her elegant silhouette. Outside the Jade Chamber, the guards stood at attention, holding their spears with solemn faces.

Although Ningguang had assured them it was just an ordinary meeting and there was no need to be overly tense, they remained vigilant.

From its humble beginnings as a modest...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [10]

Late Night, Jade Chamber

Under the dim glow of the lanterns, Ningguang leaned on one hand, her other delicately holding Liyue’s recent development plans. Her gaze was focused, yet tinged with a trace of fatigue.

In just a short while, the annual Rite of Descension would take place, and she had to ensure all preparations were in order well in advance.

It was the most important day of the year — the day when the Geo Archon revealed himself to guide Liyue f...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [9]

By the time Luo Qing returned to his room, it was empty — Yelan was long gone.

"Master Luo Qing, that woman escaped!" Natalia gasped.

"I'm not blind. Stop making such a fuss."

"But, Master Luo Qing, she was such a beauty! Isn’t it a shame to just let her go like that?" Sergei asked, confused.

"Sergei, watch your words! We are proud soldiers of Snezhnaya, not some bandit gang! Go outside and give me three hundred push-ups!"

【Frustration Value from Sergei...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [8]

A full rendition of "Let’s Learn to Meow" takes three minutes and twenty-nine seconds. Excluding the eighteen seconds for the intro and outro, there are three minutes and twenty-one seconds of actual singing.

Luo Qing’s item card effect lasted for five minutes. If the target’s mental resilience was weaker than his own, they’d end up singing the song twice.

But Yelan, known for being an elusive presence within the Ministry of Civil Affairs, possessed an extraordinary willpo...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [7]

Liyue Harbor, Jade Chamber

Towering above all, floating high in the sky, the Jade Chamber was the residence of the Tianquan of the Liyue Qixing, the very heart of Liyue's economy.

Rumor had it that countless secrets of wealth were hidden within, tempting merchants to spend fortunes for just a chance to step foot inside and have an audience with the Tianquan.

Such was the power of the Tianquan Star — the symbol of Liyue's prosperity and strength.

On t...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [6]

Port of Snezhnaya

Although the Liyue Qixing and the Fatui often clashed, trade between the two nations remained unaffected.

In fact, the Northland Bank of Snezhnaya was thriving in Liyue, becoming an essential part of Liyue’s economy.

The Qixing kept a close eye on any Fatui activities within Liyue, so Luo Qing’s official role wasn’t as a Trainee Harbinger — instead, he would be the new branch manager of the Northland Bank in Liyue.

The plan to...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [5]

Luo Qing never would have guessed that being selected as a Trainee Harbinger was nothing more than a baited trap.

The moment he donned that uniform, he was bound to go to Liyue on a mission.

Originally, he had planned to lie low in Snezhnaya, accumulating Frustration Points by toying with the new recruits, and then make a stealthy escape once he was strong enough to protect himself.

But now, with nothing but the Thirteen Fatal Thrusts under his belt, he was bei...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [4]

After guiding Yekaven off the stage, Luo Qing returned to the center of the arena, his eyes fixed on the referee.

The referee met Luo Qing’s gaze, incredulous. You don’t seriously expect me to declare your victory, do you?

This entire match had been so absurd that the referee couldn’t make the final decision. He looked toward the central platform at Childe, the one with the final say.

If Childe didn't approve, then even if Luo Qing won, it wouldn't mean anythi...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [3]

Luo Qing’s spear struck true, and Jeros collapsed on the spot, knocked out cold. The medical team rushed in to carry him off the stage.

"Round One is over! The winner is Luo Qing!" the referee shouted, raising Luo Qing’s hand high.

Even if the referee felt Luo Qing’s victory was somewhat dishonorable, once a duel begins, there’s no turning back. Jeros would have to remember in the future not to start laughing until the fight was over.

"Thank you for your support, eve...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [2]

Luo Qing's recruits felt they must have committed some serious misdeeds in a past life to end up training under him.

What kind of instructor made their recruits dance to plaza tunes every morning?

And not just dance — they had to sing along, too!

It was pure torture.

After squeezing another 70 Frustration Points out of his recruits, Luo Qing, feeling merciful, finally decided to get serious about training.

Luckily, he still retained the memories o...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [1]

Snezhnaya, Fatui New Recruit Training Ground

"Ha! Hyah!..."

Within the icy training grounds, rhythmic shouts echoed. Groups of Fatui officers were rigorously training their fresh recruits.

The young recruits' chests were filled with unwavering loyalty and passion for Her Majesty, the Tsaritsa. They fought with all their might against the frigid weather, pouring their youthful sweat onto the snow-covered training grounds.

Half an hour later, after a gru...

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