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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [87]

Several Shogunate soldiers turned their heads, spotting a young girl with purple hair in a kimono sitting on the ground. She was pointing at them, shouting angrily.

"What's the matter with you all? You tripped me, and you think you can just walk away without paying compensation?"

"I'm telling you, unless you hand over at least a million Mora today, you won't be leaving!"

"This is outrageous! Shogunate soldiers bullying a little girl in the middle of the street!"

A rapi...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [86]

The next morning...

The bedding was filled with Teresa's scent, a mix of Electro-infused fragrance, making it feel as if she had been burrowing into his covers all night. As a result, Luo Qing barely got any rest.

Waking up the next day, his irritation was obvious whenever he looked at Teresa.

Most of the matters involving the Fatui had already been settled by La Signora, so Luo Qing didn’t have to be involved unless there was something her subordinates couldn't handle. On...

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Chapter 10 Winner!

Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator won the poll! So for a week starting monday to sunday I will be releasing 10 chapters every day! I've been translating ahead and I must say this might be my favorite story from the one's I've translated so far! I hope you guys enjoy it too!

The next poll will begin at the last week of November! I plan on making this a monthly thing!

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [100]

Today was the day the college entrance exam results were released. Some cried, some laughed, and many more were still waiting anxiously, refreshing the crashing webpage over and over.

"Refresh already!" A-Le clicked his mouse furiously, heart pounding with anticipation, while the page, as if mocking him, kept throwing up lines of error messages.

"Don't worry, A-Le," his parents said, standing by his side to comfort him. "If the results aren’t what you hoped for, there’s always...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [99]

"Next candidate for the evaluation: Wang Yingjie," announced the cold, electronic voice over the speakers.

A crowd turned to look at Wang Yingjie, dressed all in black, his right hand still wrapped in thick bandages. Their gazes held sneers, scorn, and above all, derision. A fisherman’s son, sitting here with us?

Most of Team Galactic's recruits were trainers from decent backgrounds, so Wang Yingjie had become the automatic outcast, the butt of every joke from the momen...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [80]

This strike was inevitable!

This strike would reduce Rome to nothing before the might of Attila, the Hun Queen.

No mortal could resist such an attack.

The instant she unleashed the tricolored beam of light that could destroy Rome itself, Attila had already sheathed her Sword of Mars, not sparing Tiberius another glance. But just as she turned to speak, her adjutant’s face twisted with terror.

“My Queen… Attila…” he stammered, “What is… that?”

At t...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [79]

The arrow formed from divine light in hues of yellow, pink, and blue streaked across the sky like a meteor, tearing through the Roman ranks before anyone could react.

It was as though it pierced through paper, ripping through the solid lines that had withstood the Hun’s cavalry and Mangu Dai charges, shattering the disciplined phalanx of Rome’s elite heavy infantry with ease.

The tricolored blade incinerated any soldier it touched, their forms evaporating in an instant. But th...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [78]

In Attila’s hand was a sword forged from tricolor divine light—the famed "Sword of Mars." Once a symbol of Rome’s supreme war god, Mars, it now served as the weapon of the Huns’ own conqueror.

Its flamboyant design made it appear more like a toy than the fearsome war god’s blade.

But this sword was crafted from a piece of the god of war Ares’ body, a remnant taken by the White Giant Sefar. Ares himself, a weaponized god with a will of his own, had left this fragment be...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [77]

Tiberius was a sharp observer, astute enough to deduce the looming threat posed by the Huns’ intimidation tactics. He understood that if the Romans continued to watch them flaunt unchecked power, their spirits would break before the Hun king even arrived.

He needed a decisive victory to shatter the myth of the Huns' invincibility.

And he needed to win it decisively.

He pointed toward the Huns near the walls and called to his troops, “Ahead lies Rome! Reach it, and all yo...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [76]

Agravain’s stubborn, cold disposition held strong, even when discussing Kaelar. “We serve Arthur as knights of the Round Table,” he stated. “We cannot allow Kaelar to splinter the Round Table or rise against our king.”

“…” Gawain rubbed his temples, murmuring, “What a headache… How did we get here?”

“Merlin foretold these two prophecies about Kaelar and Arthur, and none of us believed her. Now, here we are, watching the first one unfold,” he sighed.

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [120]

"Hahahahahahaha—"

Out on the open plains, with the gentle breeze flowing, Tartaglia’s laughter startled nearby birds into taking flight. His arm was slung over Gu Sanqiu’s shoulder, shaking with mirth.

True, gut-busting laughter.

“You done laughing yet?”

Gu Sanqiu sighed in exasperation. Two days ago, he had shared bits and pieces of the recent events with Tartaglia, intending to keep him busy and maybe get some information in return...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [119]

The Next Evening, at the Cat’s Tail Tavern.

Gu Sanqiu casually ordered five of today’s special cocktails, knocking them all back in the presence of an increasingly frustrated bartender, who stared him down with her cheeks puffed out in anger.

“Mmm, not bad. But do you have anything stronger? This level’s a bit tame for my taste.”

“Hmph, just you wait!”

Diona, her beastly ears twitching with annoyance, spun around, mentally confirming one ...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [118]

"Not at all."

Gu Sanqiu didn’t so much as blink. "You’re just overthinking it. If that had been my plan all along, then why would you have trusted Sucrose alone to chain me up?"

"The land of Liyue holds much unknown knowledge," Albedo replied, "so it’s possible you used abilities that fall outside known limits, slipping past my surveillance."

Gu Sanqiu let out a derisive laugh. "And what about my physical data? Breathing, heart rate, blood flow, mental fluctuations—a...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [117]

Gu Sanqiu cast a glance at Albedo.

Here was a guy who, just like him, claimed to be ready for a trade of blows but still reserved the tactic of activating a shield at the last moment.

High EQ interpretation: He’s a worthy opponent with a fine understanding of tactics.

Low EQ interpretation: They’re both equally underhanded.

Gu Sanqiu suspected that Albedo was using tactics to trick him into expending his energy.

"I’m not tr...

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Genshin impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [116]

Gu Sanqiu understood immediately as Albedo’s sword aimed for him without hesitation. As an artificial human, Albedo’s physical resilience was likely quite high. Not only that, but even if he suffered damage, Albedo would find it easier to repair himself than Gu Sanqiu could.

In a trade of blows, Gu Sanqiu would definitely be the one at a disadvantage.

But… so what?

"Then let’s clash head-on!"

With a roar, Gu Sanqiu drove his sword toward Albedo’s weak spots, ...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [85]

Suddenly, a strong gust of wind flung the window open, snuffing out the candlelight on his desk.

Kujo Takayuki looked outside, but the night was calm and still—certainly not windy enough to justify the sudden draft.

Feeling puzzled, he dismissed the thought and relit the candle, intending to get back to his paperwork.

Yet, when he sat back down, there was an unfamiliar letter on his desk.

Kujo Takayuki immediately scanned the room, but there were no signs of intrusio...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [84]

"When will that tsundere stop being so stubborn..."

Kicked out of the Plane of Euthymia, Luo Qing found himself once more inside the high tower of the Tenshukaku, locking eyes with the silent Raiden Shogun.

They were linked, her and Ei. Whatever Ei sensed, the Shogun could also perceive. She could clearly feel Ei’s emotional state within the Plane of Euthymia.

She had no idea why Ei would be so absorbed by those light novels that Luo Qing had brought. But ever sin...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [83]

The Plane of Euthymia is a pocket dimension created by Ei.

Not even Luo Qing, with all his hacks, had a way to leave this place.

His freedom was entirely dependent on Ei’s whims.

And right now...

She didn’t seem in the best mood.

Luo Qing sat cross-legged on the ground.

In front of him, Ei held a light novel in both hands, her eyes slightly red as if she were on the verge of bursting into tears.

He glanced at the cover.

Ah, it’s The St...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [82]

“If you're looking for some good romance light novels, I can recommend a few for you~”

Yae Miko smiled gently, tilting her head slightly, causing her soft pink fox ears to twitch playfully.

She had only come to Yae Publishing House to handle some internal affairs today, but unexpectedly, she ran into this man who carried the unmistakable aura of the Raiden Shogun.

Not only that, but the scent was incredibly strong, indicating that they had been in close contact. In these...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [81]

Hanamizaka, Luo Qing's Resting Place

The first rays of the morning sun filtered through the window, casting a golden hue inside the room.

In the spacious chamber, Luo Qing and the Raiden Shogun stood facing each other.

After Luo Qing's relentless persuasion last night, Ei had finally succumbed to his enticement. Not only had she released him from the Plane of Euthymia, but she also issued a command:

“Bring me the dango milk and those light novels you mention...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [115]

Beside the contest stage…

"Betty, what are you doing? Bring the chair over already!"

"Coming!"

Betty lugged over a chair with visible strain as a pudgy "Spider-Man" dropped down onto it without a second thought.

"Hahaha, first place is as good as mine," crowed Jonah Jameson, yanking down his mask halfway and taking a cigar Betty handed him. He lit up with a smug grin.

Betty scowled in disgust. "I don’t get why you scored so high; this whole thing’s rigged."...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [114]

After meeting with Dr. Otto, Xia Luo returned to his small rental. The place had just been remodeled and had no strange odors—probably because Harry had insisted on the best materials. Nice perk for the landlord.

On the table, however, sat a fresh contract.

Yes, Harry was now officially Xia Luo’s new landlord.

He noticed a sticky note on the side.

【My friend, I know you wouldn’t want to take this apartment for free, so I bought it myself. Remember to be nice to...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [113]

In the damp, dark sewer, a pair of pale blue eyes flickered in the shadows.

Bzzzz…

Xia Luo tapped the spider emblem on his chest, illuminating the area. A few rats scurried away, disappearing into cracks in the broken walls.

Though the stench was overwhelming, the nano-suit’s air filtration shielded him from it, preventing his stomach from turning. He surveyed the muck-filled floor but didn’t see any tracks left by Dr. Connors. However, claw marks on the walls...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [112]

Seeing Dr. Otto so stunned, Gwen seemed to sense something extraordinary as well.

She quickly stepped over to look at Xia Luo's notes in Otto’s hand. The complex, intricate formulas made her head spin, like flipping through Dr. Otto’s personal notes.

“This… Did you actually solve this?” Gwen asked, her disbelief evident.

Xia Luo shrugged. “Alright, I’ll admit—I cheated. I copied it.”

“I knew it.”

Just as Gwen’s face filled with scorn, Dr. ...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [111]

Father and daughter gasped in surprise.

Xia Luo joined in with a shout.

“Hey, Mr. Stacy! Sorry for the trouble I’ve caused, but please believe me—it’s only because I’m too exceptional for my own good.”

He gave a little wave. “Admitting someone else is talented can be tough, but admitting you yourself are talented? Now that’s something.”

“Are you mocking me?” George asked, exasperated.

Seeing Spider-Man again, George found himself not quite a...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [98]

In a flash of red light, a small Geodude with beady eyes materialized. Its matte finish glistened faintly, hinting that its training had been even more meticulous than Spiky’s Geodude.

“Grrraaargh!” The Geodude let out an odd cry.

“You’ve got a Geodude too?” Spiky raised an eyebrow, then sneered. “But you haven’t evolved yours yet? And you’ve got the nerve to teach others?”

“I’m choosing to keep it unevolved. Unlike you, who tries but just can’t get...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [97]

"Did... did it actually evolve?” The mohawk guy’s jaw nearly hit the ground as he stammered, staring in disbelief.

Within the bright light, Tyrogue began to grow taller. Its thin, skeletal frame visibly bulked up, muscles shifting to a bronzed hue. Red glove-like fists appeared at its wrists, while a layer of purple armor formed around its body. However, to Lu Cheng, the armor looked oddly like a skirt—like a boxer dressed in a tutu. Highly mismatched!

“So, it seems that D...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [96]

The owner of Jitian Dojo happened to be Lu Cheng’s “almost mother-in-law,” so he certainly wouldn’t dare compete with her business. With that in mind, he thought, Why not try a different approach? A grin spread across Lu Cheng’s face.

"Exactly—Pokémon evolution!"

"I recently worked on a research paper that discussed how Pokémon moves can influence evolution,” he explained. “Take Tyrogue, for example. Focusing on punches or kicks can lead to branchin...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [80]

Plane of Euthymia.

The domain of Time Zero dissipated, and the two of them stood facing each other.

The faint ache on her forehead brought a flash of surprise to Ei’s eyes. Her left hand instinctively touched the spot Luo Qing had flicked, as if she still hadn’t fully grasped what had just happened.

Luo Qing looked at her disbelieving expression, arms crossed.

“Alright, I hit you first, Miss Ei, so that means I win.”

“You...”

Ei’s min...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [79]

When Luo Qing's vision was restored, his surroundings had transformed drastically.

The wooden beams of the ceiling were gone, replaced by a deep crimson sky under a blood-red moon. The wooden floor beneath his feet had become a stone platform engraved with circular patterns, surrounded by countless shattered torii gates.

Floating in the air before him was a figure identical to the Raiden Shogun. Slowly, she opened her eyes.

“Luo Qing...”

Ei’s voice was soft as sh...

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