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You Will Regret This Ichinose! [100]

Soft pink hair cascaded over her shoulders, and Ichinose Honami’s sweet scent lingered at the tip of Uesugi Gen’s nose.

It made his heart waver—tempting him to lower his head and steal another kiss on her smooth forehead.

Wait, no!

Uesugi froze for a moment. Something felt off.

He had come here to play games—so how had things escalated to this?

What exactly led to this situation?

Slowly, he lowered his head...

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You Will Regret This Ichinose! [99]

On the couch in the activity room, Uesugi Gen lay on his side, watching Ichinose Honami's sleeping face.

Her sleeping posture was peaceful, a stark contrast to the energetic and lively expression she usually wore. She looked soft and adorable.

It would have been perfect… if only she wasn’t clutching his arm so tightly.

"Ichinose... Ichinose..."

Uesugi softly called her name.

"..."

Her breathing remained steady and even.

Perfect…...

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You Will Regret This Ichinose! [98]

Ichinose Honami gazed at Uesugi Gen with her bright, sky-blue eyes, full of anticipation. It was like a kitten meowing at its owner, begging for a treat.

Here it comes!

Ichinose’s signature sparkling-eye assault. Every time, he ended up surrendering under this move, forced to agree to her demands.

But this time was different.

This was about his ambition—his long-held goal. It was a matter of principle, and there was absolutely no way he could conce...

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You Will Regret This Ichinose! [97]

After returning from the island retreat, Uesugi Gen went back to his untraceable, hidden NPC status—one that required a special summoning method to find.

He pulled the curtains shut, blocking out the glaring sunlight outside.
He set the air conditioner to silent mode, letting the cool air quietly fill the room.
Snacks and drinks? All prepped—enough to last him the whole day.

Finally, Uesugi double-checked his phone’s location settings, ensuring that tracking was comple...

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You Will Regret This Ichinose! [96]

"That bastard Ryuuen is getting more twisted by the day."

Uesugi Gen thought back to Ryuuen’s shameless antics just moments ago, still feeling a lingering chill. As he processed the situation, he kept his phone to his ear, continuing his conversation with Kanzaki Ryūji.

"If we ever run into him in an exam, we should take him out immediately. Who knows what kind of insane tricks he'll pull on us?"

"Did you find Katsuragi yet? I’ve already taken care of Hirata on my end."...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [415]

Far beyond the clouds, at the edge of outer space, lay the geosynchronous orbit.

This realm should have been a void of endless emptiness, a desolate expanse of cold and near-vacuum where life could not survive. Yet, in this barren domain, there inexplicably floated a small, solitary island.

The island was made entirely of stone, devoid of vegetation or man-made structures, its barren landscape emphasizing its stark, unnatural existence. It defied the laws of physics, hovering moti...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [414]

Artoria gripped Zhu Bajie’s thick, fat neck tightly in her hand. Her eyes, deep and abyssal like an endless chasm, seemed to draw one’s very soul into their dark depths if stared at for too long.

“It seems… you’re not even qualified to dance,” she murmured.

In a fleeting moment—so brief that Sun Wukong couldn’t react—Zhu Bajie’s rotund body shattered into countless specks of light, dissolving into the ether.

“What’s wrong?” Artoria’s voice was cal...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [413]

When it came to pure magical power, Mordred was actually stronger than the rogue Sun Wukong.

However, as a [Steel] Heroic God, Sun Wukong naturally countered Mordred’s abilities. Moreover, his divinity was remarkably complex, granting him a vast array of authorities and infinite mystical powers.

From his 72 transformations, which allowed him to evade the Three Calamities, to his indestructible body and the incredible speed of his somersault cloud, Sun Wukon...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [412]

“Fifth Brother—!”

The Bull Demon King’s eyes widened in fury as he witnessed his sworn brother’s death. His crimson brows furrowed tightly with rage, and the muscles across his powerful frame swelled as he exuded an overwhelming, ferocious aura. Gripping his immense iron staff, he swung it viciously toward the back of Artoria’s head.

The sound of compressed air whooshing behind her was deafening. Yet Artoria didn’t even flinch, let alone turn around. Instead, a flash...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [411]

After taking care of Susanoo-no-Mikoto, Artoria left the Netherworld.

She knew that several of Susanoo’s comrades were still in the Netherworld, one of whom was the reincarnation of Sita, the wife of the Last King, Rama.

However, Artoria had no interest in them, even though, in the original story, Sita had significantly aided the protagonist during his battle against Rama.

If she sought Sita’s help, her fight against Rama would undoubtedly become much easier.

But s...

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The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [355]

"What… what are you planning to do?!"

The Celestial Lord of Starcatching looked at Jia Changjiang with growing fear. Instinctively, he reached for the [Sigil of Permission], only to clutch at empty air—his current state as a soul left him powerless.

"What do I plan to do?"

Jia Changjiang stabbed his blade into the ground, cracking his knuckles with a wicked grin. "I’m going to beat you up!"

"Lumine! Paimon! Let’s go—time to teach this money-g...

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The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [354]

"That would be wonderful…"

Pervases’s voice carried a faint yearning. "Could you describe Liyue as it is today for me? The effects of the [Art of Form Retention] are fading quickly."

"Is there anything else you wish to do?" Jia Changjiang asked, studying the statue of Pervases before him.

"Something else I wish to do?" Pervases hesitated briefly before responding with a tinge of nostalgia. "I’d like… to taste grilled Tigerfish one more time." View Post

The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [353]

Jia Changjiang and Lumine walked around the old shrine, preparing to gather the censer and seven lamps. However, as they were about to split up to collect the items, they exchanged a glance, a shared idea forming between them.

"Jax, didn’t Xiao say the ritual takes place at night?" Lumine asked. "Why don’t we take it easy and wait a bit?"

"Take it easy? Won’t that make Xiao wait for a long time?" Paimon asked, still oblivious to their intent.

"A little break won’t hu...

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The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [352]

"But judging by Xiao’s demeanor, it doesn’t seem like he plans to get involved…"

Lumine mused aloud, "Xiao feels… different from the other Adepti, doesn’t he?"

"Hmm…"

She racked her brain for the right words. "How should I describe it?"

"It’s like he’s the type of immortal Liyue people talk about—distant, aloof… someone who’s hard to approach."

Finally, she added, "Oh! And there’s that whole… ‘untouched by mortal concerns’ vibe!"

...

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The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [351]

The wind finally fell silent, and the ferocious monsters tainted by karmic debt were all cut down by the combined might of the raging gale and the twin blades wielded by Jia Changjiang.

As for the karmic corruption that clung to the monsters—it was consumed by the power of Lord Taixuan, ensuring they could no longer threaten others.

"Wow... so incredible... Mr. Jax!"

Paimon’s mouth gaped wide, large enough to swallow a Liyue steamed dumpling whole.

"To think he doe...

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This Is My Holy Grail War [153]

The Command Spell's magical energy surged within Saber. She saw Jeanne being intercepted by Caster, and then, unexpectedly, a strange man appeared. His attire was unmistakably medieval, bearing a strong resemblance to the Caster from the Fourth Holy Grail War—except for his large eyes and distinct clothing.

Jeanne acknowledged Saber's words; she had indeed acted out of personal desire.

"This is the Holy Grail War—the miracle that grants wishes," Saber gritted her teeth. "I mus...

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This Is My Holy Grail War [152]

Within the silent obsidian hall, Jeanne had dismissed all the homunculi. She had no need for their service, nor could they aid her in battle. Since that was the case, she could not bear to see them die in vain—even if they had no souls.

Her crimson lips parted slightly as she prayed in the sacred sanctuary, her soft voice intertwining with the warm glow of the light filtering through the stone chamber. On the stained-glass window, the suffering Christ gazed solemnly upon the events un...

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This Is My Holy Grail War [151]

“Haa…”

Heavy, ragged breaths filled the air as Saber dragged her battered body forward. The moonlight was desolate, and all she could feel was pain.

A piercing arrow, sharp as an awl, had punctured her spine, dyeing her back crimson with blood. She limped forward, her left knee impaled by a rusted iron stake.

The agony inflicted by The Lord Impaler clung to her like a parasite, inescapable, gnawing at her very soul with crushing despair.

Even with Avalon’s rest...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [545]

Finally managing to escape the overenthusiastic store clerks, the two continued their leisurely shopping spree. By the time the afternoon had passed, Gu Sanqiu had an illusion—almost as if he had just won twenty consecutive rounds in the arena.

This endless, aimless strolling left him slightly dazed. He even found himself surprised by how much energy he had lost, unable to pinpoint where exactly it had gone.

It was strange.

Both of his hands were now complete...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [544]

Very good. Childe actually predicted even this.

Gu Sanqiu was speechless. Tartaglia was truly going all out to guard against him. Judging from that message—where he outright assumed Gu Sanqiu would try to pin the blame on him—he’d already given up on maintaining any dignity and was fully embracing a wreck-it-all mindset.

Or rather, this level of absolute nonchalance was, in itself, an effective defense. Because once someone stops caring about how ...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [543]

Tartaglia was feeling rather pleased with his own brilliant decision-making—meanwhile, on Gu Sanqiu’s end, he was actively searching for the Harbinger’s whereabouts.

But he couldn’t find him.

“What do you mean you can’t find him?!”

Gu Sanqiu stared at his dear friend, eyes wide with disbelief. “Didn’t I tell you to keep a close watch on the Fatui before I left? You’re saying there isn’t even a single clue?”

Xingqiu sighed helpl...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [542]

Canglong Mountain. Gu Sanqiu lowered the striker and turned to face the gathered crowd.

“We pay our respects to the sect leader.”

Everyone bowed once more, officially acknowledging his position.

“Alright, this isn’t some rigid monarchy. Relax a little. Just put on a show when outsiders are around.”

“Oh.”

The tension instantly melted away. Some elders leaned back comfortably, while one of the grand elders even sat on a rock and casually picked his no...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [541]

“Did I… win?”

Gu Sanqiu took the medal, feeling a bit dazed. “Wait, passing the trial doesn’t necessarily mean winning… So this means the big boss acknowledges me?”

After a dizzying shift in space, Gu Sanqiu found himself standing on Yaoguang Shoal. The portal behind him vanished instantly, as if it wanted nothing to do with him.

If that portal had any awareness, it’d probably be cursing me for making it work overtime.

Most challengers only too...

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Is Unlocking the Stellaris Tech Tree in Star Rail Really Okay? [305]

The Imperial Governor’s Office…

It sounded like a place of grandeur and solemnity. Yet, when Fia knocked on the door and stepped inside, she was surprised to find that it was nothing like she had imagined.

In the corners stood two large cabinets, stacked high with books and documents. At the far end of the room was a rectangular desk, with a sofa and coffee table nearby for resting. On the table, three cups of freshly brewed tea were still steaming.

A holographic project...

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Is Unlocking the Stellaris Tech Tree in Star Rail Really Okay? [304]

“Oh, alright, alright!”

Lost in thought, Fia snapped back to reality. She had never forgotten that she was now nothing more than a princess on the brink of losing her country.

As a leader representing the weak and fragile Sterbe, she had little voice or influence in the grand scheme of the stars.

It was all because of those scheming bastards who drove a wedge between the royal family and the aristocracy!

Fia still didn’t know what exactly the IPC had promised tho...

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Is Unlocking the Stellaris Tech Tree in Star Rail Really Okay? [303]

As the host, Chen Lin, along with Bronya and a few proactive leaders from various civilizations, engaged in casual conversations, he gradually gained insight into the typical development of civilizations.

A significant number of them were reliant on the IPC...

In fact, they could hardly be called civilizations. These planets had been transformed into massive industrial facilities by the IPC—each one specialized in producing different components. Some planets, rich in mineral res...

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Is Unlocking the Stellaris Tech Tree in Star Rail Really Okay? [302]

The purpose of this banquet was crystal clear.

The Empire had first used the military parade as a pretext to invite all neighboring civilizations. Then, during the pre-parade banquet, it had formally broadcast its first-ever diplomatic signal to the wider universe.

This signal conveyed two key messages:

  • The Empire regarded this section of the cosmos as highly significant.

  • It was deeply invested in the well-being of all civ...

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Is Unlocking the Stellaris Tech Tree in Star Rail Really Okay? [301]

This military force would serve as the armed enforcer of internal proposals, ensuring that each nation adhered to its commitments or assisting those suffering from aggression and the threat of war in restoring peace through force.

All actions would be determined by a vote among the representatives of each civilization—a highly democratic process.

Any proposal that passed would be mandatory for all member states. Failure to comply would result in sanctions from the Starborne Coll...

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I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [195]

Within the World

Schicksal Headquarters – Third Air Terminal

The [Sanctuary Barrier] descended once more, its golden radiance enveloping the battlefield for a full minute.

Yet the girl who called herself Kiana Kaslana remained unaffected—her overwhelming Honkai energy showed no sign of dissipating.

Or rather, however much energy was stripped from her, an equal amount surged forth from the Imaginary Spac...

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I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [194]

There was no need for further thought—Zhongli immediately understood the truth.

The entity before him was not a true "God of Honkai."

It was more like a demonic parasite, leeching off the world's essence and devouring it from within.

—This was the true face of Honkai.

Without hesitation, Zhongli decided against engaging the white mist in a prolonged battle.

Here, in the void beyond the cosmos, above the River of Time, neither he nor the ...

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