Book Three Chapter Forty One: TT_Bard_Room
Leaving the Chosen One to talk to his Save Point, Qube returned to the mausoleum. Even though the Hero had told the rest of the party to wait there for him, she would have expected that, given how long their conversation had taken, one of them would come to check on them. She knew she wouldn’t have been able to resist.
But the trio capable of speech weren’t eagerly awaiting the return of the Saviour and his Companion. Instead they wer...
2022-08-30 03:02:01 +0000 UTC
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Which do peeps prefer?
(Obviously these are rough sketches etc just to get an idea)
I added a clean version of book one cover for context.
2022-08-29 07:11:54 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Forty: Morality System
“The Evil Devs,” Qube blinked at the Chosen One, surprised at his shock. “You know, the ones the Devs want us to help them defeat when we ascend.”
The Chosen One closed his eyes for a long, long time. He opened them again and stared at Qube.
“What?” he asked eloquently.
“What to what part?” Qube asked.
“Why do you think there are Evil Devs?”
“Well, the first time I met a Dev, they spoke about...
2022-08-26 03:02:01 +0000 UTC
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Expressions of interest for merch, signed copies of the book and bundles of signed copies of the book!
I'm trying to figure out shipping costs (still waiting on publisher to get back to me on that) so I haven't included any.
https://forms.gle/VVRUbZp1GLgTxA5c7
2022-08-25 22:40:11 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Thirty Nine: TT_Stretch_Effects
Having declared themselves leaders of their own lives, the group stood around for a bit, trying to figure out what they should do. It didn’t seem right, somehow, going immediately from such a dramatic break up and discovery about the timeline of their world, to rummaging around another drawer.
Predictably, the Chosen One broke the moment.
“So, you guys don’t feel like you’re being controlled anymore?” he asked.
2022-08-23 03:02:01 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Thirty Eight: Love_Interest= Error
The Chosen One bent down and picked up the tiny hourglass that had recently been Svetlana. As he did, they returned to the main mausoleum.
Sexy Screamy Spider Lady slowly rose from her kneeling position. She continued to look at where Svetlana had been but a moment before.
“I had forgotten…” she said softly to that empty space. “How young I was.”
Qube didn’t quite know what to make of that statement.
2022-08-19 03:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Thirty Seven: TT_Hunter_Room
Having finished staring at the urn containing the future Definitely Bad Guy, the rest of the party spread out to look for other hidden alcoves.
“Found it!” the Chosen One said, cheerfully pointing out a faintly red gem next to the words “The Hunter.” It was on the opposite side of the room from “The Mage,” but the Hero easily vaulted over the coffin in the middle.
“That would be mine,” Sexy Screamy Spider Lady...
2022-08-16 03:03:00 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Thirty Six: TT_Mascot_Totem
“Anyway,” the Chosen One said, breaking the moment, “we should probably get on with this Temple, hey?”
Qube wasn’t fooled. The Chosen One was never interested in actually completing the task at hand. He just didn’t want to talk about this topic anymore. Given the party hadn’t actually meant to talk to him about their worries regarding the Devs and the Golden Prophecy, she had no problem moving on.
Also, ...
2022-08-12 03:03:00 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Thirty Five: TT_Maus
The party was deposited with all the usual pomp and ceremony of teleportation into the middle of a wide corridor. Qube had never been inside a mausoleum before — there’d been a small graveyard in the village where all the parents were buried, but that had been outdoors. The idea of storing the dead indoors made her feel almost cramped. She wasn’t even sure what was stored in a mausoleum — was it where all of a person’s inner l...
2022-08-09 03:02:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys so I wrenched my arm pretty badly at work so I’m gonna be taking a week off for it to heal. I tried using a voice to text but it doesn’t like my accent. Rude of it I know.
2022-08-02 01:59:57 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Thirty Four: Time_Temple Intro
“Look, I’m sorry we hurt your giant attack bear but she shouldn't be hitting people,” the Chosen One was saying to the inconsolable bandits.
“It ain’t right, you hitting a girl like that!” the leader said, full of the righteous indignation of someone who hadn’t just tried to set a giant bear on a bunch of non hostiles.
“If it helps, you could tell them that Sexy Screamy Spider Lady also shot her, and she’s...
2022-07-29 03:02:59 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Thirty Three: Goldfish Poop 2
After the strange, but meaningful, exchange between Sencha Bard and Definitely Bad Guy, the group set off across the hills.
“Right,” the Chosen One said, halting just before they reached the treeline. “We’ve got one last Temple, the big showdown with the big bad, and then we’re done. Was there anything that anyone wanted to get done before we hit up the final Temple?”
“Let me check what my book says about it,...
2022-07-26 03:02:59 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Thirty Two: DBG_End Error
“Are you sure there’s no way we can avoid the inn getting destroyed again?” Qube asked the Hero.
“I mean, it didn’t seem to damage it too much the last time,” the Chosen One pointed out. “Plus we’ve got everyone out this time, so it should be fine.”
“So how are we going to face off against the Evil Emperor?” Sencha Bard asked.
“Oh she’s gonna [Heal] him,” the Chosen One said casually as he heade...
2022-07-22 03:06:51 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Thirty One: Barkeep Missing Error
The Chosen One, with a rare display of tact, had wandered into the inn and asked Sencha Bard to go get Definitely Bad Guy from his tower rather than just asking Qube to go fetch the Mage who was supposed to be looking to remove his curse but was also probably busy having complicated feelings about the Healer and the Evil Emperor.
To everyone’s surprise, Sexy Screamy Spider Lady had offered to go instead.
“I find these ...
2022-07-19 03:02:01 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Twenty Nine: Set Chicken Intelligence=5
“Now,” the Chosen One continued, taking the lead, “Sencha Bard, Sexy Screamy Spider Lady, can you two go into the inn and get everyone to — wait, that won’t work.” The Chosen One tapped his chin.
“Go to your tower,” the Hero said to Definitely Bad Guy, “and check yourself for curses. Then you two go into the inn, don’t talk to Zakora, but see if you can persuade the others inside to leave. If...
2022-07-15 03:02:03 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Twenty Eight: Reload
Time wrapped around itself, as memories of shadows danced across Qube’s vision. The sensation was familiar, and she only staggered a little when she realised they were standing outside the inn.
That’s right. They’d come here to get the medallion to go into the Royal Library, and the Chosen One had idly swiped his hand through the Save Point before entering.
No, that wasn’t right. They’d already gone into the inn, and gotten...
2022-07-12 03:02:01 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Twenty Seven: DBG_End
“Greetings, my most loyal of minions!” the Evil Emperor boomed as his cape flapped in the wind.
Oh no. Oh no. The Evil Emperor still thought of Definitely Bad Guy as his Mage Advisor! He didn’t know that the Mage was secretly working for the Exiled Prince and Exiled Princess!
Sencha Bard and Sexy Screamy Spider Lady wrenched around to look at Definitely Bad Guy, who’d gone white. Qube frantically waved her hands at ...
2022-07-08 03:02:59 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Twenty Six: FinalTemp_EE_Flag
“Of course he has the Golden Prophecy with him,” Qube said cheerfully. “I’m sure he’d be more than happy to show everyone it. After all, it affects us all!”
“Of course,” the Bard echoed somewhat faintly.
“Hey guys,” the subject of their conversation called, “you have to come check this out!”
The duo hurried to catch up with the rest of the group clustered around the entrance to the Thieves Guild...
2022-07-05 03:02:59 +0000 UTC
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In theory.
Copper level should have two weeks worth of chapters, silver+gold should have four weeks. Depending on how this stupid cold/cough thing I've got going on retreats, gold might be getting an additional chapter either in the coming week or the one after. My backlog has been destroyed by this illness and I am very sad about it.
Also here is a picture of my cat on his favourite blanket.
2022-07-02 05:08:02 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Nineteen: Meeting Request
2022-07-02 04:39:47 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Twenty One: Ian_Meeting
Sir Ian looked, if anything, even more amused by Qube’s reply than before.
“Well, well,” he said cheerfully. “That’s certainly a noble goal! Very much what we like to hear around here. What if your friend was trying to harm the world, what would you do?”
The question flowed so easily on from his praise that it took Qube a second to realise what he’d just asked her.
“They wouldn’t do that,” she said firmly...
2022-07-01 03:03:00 +0000 UTC
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Hello! How is everyone? It's a new month, which means patreon things have been happening. As you may have noticed, tiers look different now! And you get more things! It's gonna be messy for a little bit as I try and shuffle things into order, but I'm hoping this change will make things easier in the future.
My current plan is release today's chapters as per normal, and spend the weekend getting the new tiers in shape. The website has been fighting me (and a bunch of other authors) so fi...
2022-07-01 03:02:19 +0000 UTC
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Book Three Chapter Twenty Four: Companion Rename Option
Once they’d finished giving Squiggles her reward for capturing the Golden Slime the Chosen One carefully wiped his hands on Sewer Bard’s outfit, and watched with fascination as the fabric absorbed the liquid and instantly restored itself. For his part, the Bard put up with this indignity with surprisingly good grace, not even bothering to put on his diplomatic mask but instead just shooting the Hero a puzzled...
2022-06-28 03:04:59 +0000 UTC
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https://youtu.be/INwd4QjBe-U
What you guys think? Was this mostly an excuse to make a dancing Squiggles? Yes. Yes it was.
Also the sewer bard pic isn't fanart cuz no one likes to draw sewer bard. I got that pic off of google.
2022-06-05 11:12:43 +0000 UTC
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Aaaa one more week until book three starts! My country is underwater! They have recorded the audiobook and are editing it! I've been making deals for merch! Everything is happening!
2022-03-29 01:29:43 +0000 UTC
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I will start posting book 3 of PAC starting the first week of April! There were some delays due to covid/America but soon the adventures of Qube and co will be hitting your eyeballs!
2022-03-21 00:12:27 +0000 UTC
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So I got sent these by the publisher. This is what the artist has come up with for the cover for book one of PAC! There were lots of pros and cons for each one, but we are leaning towards number two. Maaaaybe adding in a glitching tower or something (but gotta leave room for the book title and author name!)
It's happening! Aaaaah!!
2021-12-13 23:52:59 +0000 UTC
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When I went to write book two, I sat down and wrote out an outline. It wasn’t complete, and a lot of things changed from when I started the book to when the chapters were actually written, but I thought people might be interested in seeing what the original outline of the shadow temple section looked like. As you can see, there are components missing (I promised myself I would “totes go back and fill this in later” and you can see how well that worked out), and two whole rooms I didn’...
2021-11-17 08:44:25 +0000 UTC
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I've been working with an artist on a scene for some merch, here are some rough concepts they drew of the infamous sky glitch scene!
What do you guys think? Which panel do you prefer?
2021-11-12 21:22:03 +0000 UTC
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It's some art! Look at that! Art art art of Qube. Do ya like it?
2021-10-23 05:19:40 +0000 UTC
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