Jeremy Lambert's Smackdown Notes For 8/7

• WWE production team is great
• Damsel in distress Alexa Bliss is perfect. She loves Disney movies. Now she's the princess who needs saving.
• I'm bantering with Brits and in the Skype chat. I assume this match is good. Someone confirm to me in the comments if this was a good match.
• A DQ finish. Glad I didn't get invested.
• Poor Chad Gable.
• AHHHHHAHA Riddle beats the hell out of Gable and then is like "I won? Let me dance to my music." A very good professional wrestler.
• Seriously, poor Chad Gable.
• Where is Sarah going?
• Sonya did not cut that much of Mandy's hair.
• Calling Miz & Morrison, Troy & Abed last week was a major insult and I apologize.
• Even the PC recruits are giving them the "go away" boos.
• Great job by Mandy on not breaking kayfabe. She hasn't posted a picture on The Gram since last week.
• Otis found his briefcase
• Sonya calling Miz and Morrison idiots on the outside is great. That's a boss bitch right there.
• Oh, we're not getting the tag team match?
• Shinsuke & Cesaro are such an awesome tag team who should definitely be in the World Title program but neither of them have grabbed that brass ring. Maybe one day.
• Are you ready to party? I'm ready to party, are yooouuuu ready to party? OH I'M READY TO PAR-TAY! ARE YOU READY TO PAR-TAY?
• Cesaro rules. Sort of surprising result as I figured Lince would win to set up the tag title match, but maybe Lucha House Party will just win a non-title match.
• Oh, they're doing the tag team match later. Guess Teddy Long took a bit to return the text message. Still hungover from Talk N Shop A Mania.
• Otis lost his briefcase again.
• Does Otis turn green when he's angry?
• His briefcase is green. But you wouldn't know it because he never has it.
• The Fiend theme still bangs.
• Hope they go to commercial and The Fiend just stands in the ring for five minutes.
• That's exactly what they're doing lmao.
• Braun is alive and he doesn't give a damn about Alexa. What a shitty friend.
• That was dumb as hell.
• So, they instead Alexa into the program for......? Maybe she will turn on Braun and is Sister Abigail. No one tell Joseph.
• I guess the organic lake changed Braun to pre-Team Little Big. Man, the layers, let me tell you.
• Another match I'm glad I didn't get invested in.
• Sheamus vs. Corbin is definitely a feud.
• Now it's a match.
• Distraction.
• Been a lot of Sheamus and King Corbin on this show tonight.
• Shouldn't they do Zoom calls on their own time?
• LET BIG E RUN THE OFFENSE!
• Stephanie putting trolls (in this case, Bayley & Sasha, don't @ me, they do a lot of trolling) in their place.
• Otis found his briefcase
• RETRIBUTION!
• There's no way they are giving these guys 20 minutes. No offense to team, but they aren't getting 20 minutes.
• Sonya really went from Dolph Ziggler to Miz & Morrison. Poor girl.
• Cool, another DQ.
• Sonya vs. Mandy should headline SummerSlam.
• MICHAEL COLE JUST SAID CHAOS! MANDY IS OUT FOR RETRIBUTION!
• WHY DONT YOU COME A LITTLE CLOSER?!?!?
• These men are here to cause CHAOS.
• They should actually hit someone.
• THERE WE GO! BEAT UP THE FANS!
• NOT THE ANNOUNCE DESK!
• Ths is like the Nexus attack if the Nexus attack sucked.
• Who taught these kids how to use a spray can?
• TERRY FUCK IS THE LEADER OF RETRIBUTION!
• Good Time Scale Rating: Disqualification