Porno (2019) commentary track - January 2021
Added 2021-01-30 22:23:53 +0000 UTCHello patrons! This month Chelsea and I watched PORNO on Shudder because we can't really cover it in any other medium. I know we mentioned doing a commentary track on Brahms: The Boy II but I'd like to have Beth join us for that since she did the first one and she wasn't available this month (also when she does eventually join us, it'll be after quarantining and testing and being part of our social pod). Thanks for everything!
OH and ummm if you couldn't guess, this movie's got some explicit stuff in it. Not like, penetration or anything, but nudity and a severe nudity/gore combo.
Watch Porno on Shudder: https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/porno/5ec393a1afd13558
Previous Commentary Tracks:
SPIRAL (2008) (November 2020) [no guest]
SUMMER OF 84 (2018) (October 2020) [no guest, Graessle instead of Chelsea]
HAUNT (2019) (August 2020) [no guest]
SCARY MOVIE 2 (2001) (July 2020) [no guest]
THE CAR (1977) (June 2020) [no guest]
POLAROID (2019) (May 2020) [no guest]
HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II (April 2020) [no guest]
SCARY MOVIE (March 2020) [no guest]
BLOOD FEAST (February 2020) [no guest]
TAMMY AND THE T-REX (January 2020) ft. Krystina Alfonso
VERONICA (December 2019) [no guest]
BLOODY BIRTHDAY (November 2019) [no guest]
BACKCOUNTRY (October 2019) ft. Katie Mende & Joel Arnold
47 METERS DOWN (September 2019) ft. Kali Cook
WOULD YOU RATHER (August 2019) ft. Anna Brisbin AKA BrizzyVoices
GIRLS WITH BALLS (July 2019) [no guest]
INSIDIOUS (June 2019) [no guest]
PUPPET MASTER: THE LITTLEST REICH (May 2019) ft. Katie Mende
SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA (April 2019) ft. Lizzy Jones
APOLLO 18 (March 2019) ft. Rachel Evans
DOOM (February 2019) ft. Michael Cygan
MOST LIKELY TO DIE (January 2019) ft. Chauncey K. Robinson
CIRCLE (December 2018) [no guest]
CHERNOBYL DIARIES (November 2018) ft. Nick Skardarasy
TUSK (October 2018) ft. James Graessle & Joel Arnold
CLOWN (September 2018) ft. Ross Warman
CHILDREN OF THE CORN (August 2018) ft. Matt Kane
DEEP BLUE SEA (July 2018) ft. Kari Kilpela
THE BOY (June 2018) ft. Beth Radloff
HUSH (May 2018) ft. James Graessle
THE OPEN HOUSE (April 2018) ft. Joel Arnold
THE RITUAL (March 2018) ft. Leo Camacho
PIRANHA 3D (February 2018) ft. Whitney van Laningham
ZOMBEAVERS (January 2018) ft. Joey Clift
GREMLINS (December 2017) ft. Mano Agapion
THE BABYSITTER (November 2017) ft. Adam McCabe
DEATH NOTE (October 2017) ft. Joey Bergren
Comments
Omg James’ reaction to the exploded testicles was making me weak with laughter. I was corpsing
Jimmie Maghes
2025-03-31 15:35:45 +0000 UTCOk, but am I the only one who thought straight edge dude kinda looks like James McAvoy?
Andy
2021-02-14 13:12:17 +0000 UTCJust read about it thanks to your mention. That definitely leaves a bitter taste on my opinion of the movie itself. I truly feel for the girl who is now literally scarred from her experience filming.
Alex Dunkley
2021-02-06 03:02:15 +0000 UTCY'all should watch Murder Party for a commentary track sometime. It's on youtube, is written/directed/DP'd by the writer and director of Green Room, and is a great satire of art school hipsters.
Conor Stephenson
2021-02-06 02:51:23 +0000 UTCPascal Laugier pulled a Quentin Tarantino/Stephen King when his recklessness led to one of the actors being facially disfigured after cutting her face on glass so f** Laugier
Conor Stephenson
2021-02-06 02:47:19 +0000 UTCThis was fun and all, but I wish it committed a lot more to the premise.
nervouspirate
2021-02-03 05:47:44 +0000 UTCSpeaking of good Shutter originals, have you watched “Incident in Ghostland”. I’m very curious on your thoughts on that. I think about it often. Very instense but a good movie I feel Chelsea would have great opinions on
Alex Dunkley
2021-02-02 23:25:21 +0000 UTComg that was so fun and crazy. not what I expected!
Aissa Porteus
2021-02-02 19:39:52 +0000 UTCwow that was challenging
Kat W
2021-02-02 05:12:41 +0000 UTCI forgot about Scouts Guide! Yeah, that was crazy. Lol
JoeySnowyNoey
2021-02-02 04:15:29 +0000 UTCI had the same meh feeling, although there were some memorable scenes for sure.
Evan Bolick
2021-02-01 22:20:44 +0000 UTCThere is a pretty gnarly dick-based gag in Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse. And Antichrist has some real graphic privates-based trauma. But I think Porno is by far the most graphic. This was a Fangoria production - one of the first things under their new existence. It wasn't the best movie, but it's absolutely memorable.
Evan Bolick
2021-02-01 22:19:31 +0000 UTCThat was the most wtf movie I've ever seen. I kinda loved it
Ariana Padilla
2021-02-01 11:03:28 +0000 UTCTodd looks like he could be James's brother
Calvin Allen
2021-01-31 07:12:22 +0000 UTCI made the exact same noise that James did on that one closeup shot. Man I was expecting a lot of nudity but holy shit that's not what i thought I'd see.
Braden Dubeau
2021-01-31 00:52:18 +0000 UTCI'm 23 years old i shouldn't be snickering at the word "porno" Doe real though, keep up the good work, James!
TotallyNotEdgy
2021-01-30 22:42:13 +0000 UTCHappy with this selection! Gives me a reason to reevaluate it. I remember liking aspects but overall leaving it with a meh feeling. Definitely wanted of the past of the closed theater. Also, gonna keep pushing this haha, consider "Braid" for next month! Madeline Brewer's performance ALONE is worth it. Let alone the great cinematography!
Anthony Longo
2021-01-30 22:32:53 +0000 UTCGuys you commentary awesome movies and I definitely agree listening to a Boy commentary track isn't the same without beth.
nash sanadiki
2021-01-30 22:26:35 +0000 UTCFYI if you don’t have Shudder, this is on Hoopla, which is free if you have a library card
Austin Arminio
2021-01-30 22:25:44 +0000 UTC
