Cabin Update #018 đ˛đťđ˛
Added 2025-07-17 16:23:56 +0000 UTCSexy Dwarf: Oh!! Customers!! Ahem! Welcome to the Loveforge! Iâm the sexy dwarf!
Gobba: And Iâm the sexy goblin, yes? HeheheâŚ
Sexy Dwarf: I got a letter from someone named âBranford Lumberheart,â weird name⌠says Iâm supposed to tell you folks what new tales are coming up.
Gobba: Boooooring, yes? Gobba would rather play with your hammer, yes?
Sexy Dwarf: First up is more of young Lord Perciâs adventures in the land of Booblivion⌠hmm, Booblivion⌠never heard of it, but sounds like a wonderful place!
Gobba: Gobba drinks two-three bottles of Big Bobba Juice and mister dwarfie can visit Gobbaâs Booblivion, yes? HeheheâŚ
Sexy Dwarf: Right⌠hereâs whatâs left to finish the heroic tale of Lord Perci in Booblivion:
POV Date with Perci
Trap
Traps
Perci meets Jauffre
Perci meets a Daedric Princess
Elion Level 100
Oh! Says here âTrapâ and âPOV Date with Perciâ are already done and dropping today and tomorrowâfantastic!
Gobba: Sooooo boring, yes? Gobba dying⌠dying of boredom, urkâŚ
Sexy Dwarf: And after that, itâs back to Loveforge Adventures! Gobba, Tarla, Myrtle, Sexy Dwarf⌠and oh, thatâs us! Did you hear, Gobba?
Gobba: âŚGobba dead now, yes? Died of super boring dwarf talk, urksâŚ
Sexy Dwarf: Mmm⌠wait, it also says thereâs already a few early LFA adventures coming⌠like with a goblin named âGubbu.â
Gobba: Gubbu?! GUBBU!! Thatâs Gobbaâs brother, yeah? Big annoying troublemaker, yes? Not Gubbu!! No, yes?!
Sexy Dwarf: Hmm⌠alright, I guess thatâs everything in the letter⌠sooo⌠exciting stuff ahead, right? Weâll⌠uh⌠see you around, dear customers! And maybe⌠buy something on your way out? Weâve⌠got nice waresâŚ
Gobba: URKS.
Comments
Sweet. Perci date boutta go crazy.
Virtue
2025-07-17 17:22:40 +0000 UTC
