Thanks to Swapsrus on Tumblr for sending me a whole bunch of caption fodder!
"Quit lookin' at me creep!" You shout at the older guy on the beach who was staring at you with a smirk.
"You oughta learn how to respect your elders, sonny." He shouts back and suddenly you feel like your being sucked through a vacuum. Next thing you know you're looking up at a hot lean twink who seems vaguely familiar to you, and feel your old man loins stirring.

"Quit looking at me you creep!" he shouts, and you look away, blushing.