A Journey of Black and Red181: Isekaied Callipygean Pirate Captain Party
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This. This! Is fecking amazing! I have the pirates of Caribbeans theme song playing in the background as I'm reading this, and it fits soooo perfectly! I love it! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yaldabaoth
2022-10-29 12:36:40 +0000 UTCPossibly my favorite chapter of this story. It was a blast to write.
Mecanimus
2022-08-24 03:52:45 +0000 UTCFuck me I'm dying reading this. Drunk Ariane is always a treat. Mixing it with pirate Ariane just makes things more amazing.
Biomass
2022-08-17 06:13:51 +0000 UTCDrunk Ariane is the best. She is so contagious and invigorating and such a bloody fool! It's too bad the story would be rather skewed if she had more screentime. . . Then again, Likaens may have many types of drink other than blood to inebriate a vampire.
Venalitor
2022-06-24 22:01:16 +0000 UTCHahahahaha such a fun chapter. Still I do kind of want her to suffer while drunk so that she can be more cautious. Seeing her loose herself this much in an unknown land is worrisome. Thanks for the chapter and the hard work
ManguKing
2022-06-17 12:53:05 +0000 UTCThe only god Ariane believes in is overwhelming firepower
2022-05-26 20:20:42 +0000 UTCAri must be the only living or un-living being in all of existence who can claim that her bad drunken habit is to start revolutions XD
Jeanean
2022-05-22 13:11:39 +0000 UTCIt took me ten days to finish but I think it was worth it.
Mecanimus
2022-04-26 14:21:23 +0000 UTCThis is the best chapter ever. It resonates with the inebriated and the inevitable. I've missed blasted Ariane.
K
2022-04-26 05:47:46 +0000 UTCI had so much fun writing that. We have not yet seen the last of drunken Ari!
Mecanimus
2022-04-05 03:31:58 +0000 UTCDrunk Ariane MUST be the Watcher's favourite. She's mine at least!
OtterCannon
2022-04-05 02:21:41 +0000 UTCMein gott
Seri
2022-03-28 03:58:17 +0000 UTCThe line between genius and madness is blurry indeed. Just like Ari’s vision.
Mecanimus
2022-03-15 13:54:26 +0000 UTCDrunk Ariane is somehow an absolute dumbass and genius at the same time. Never fails to entertain
SwiftFate
2022-03-14 11:20:32 +0000 UTCMy worry is, too much fae and dragon blood w/ make any blood bk on earth too bland for our heroine. It would be like going from slurping delicious energizing Ice Cream, to now constantly sipping tap water. She may need a constant tunnel into fairy after this trip. LOL
RonGAR
2022-03-13 14:26:22 +0000 UTCOh boi what a chapter, it got me pumped up and hyped in the first half, then giggling non stop in the second, what a chapter indeed, amazing, simply amazing
Pierre Steiner
2022-03-13 10:58:28 +0000 UTCFor some reason it took me four days to get past the first handful of paragraphs. Once I did I devoured the rest of it in absolute delight. Perhaps the most entertaining chapter I've read so far.
Heraclitus
2022-03-12 21:56:09 +0000 UTCThis has to be my favourite chapter in the entire story so far! The scheme, the hunt and the absolute chaos of a drunk Ari. Couldn't ask for more. Thank you for the chapter.
David Newey
2022-03-12 11:29:52 +0000 UTCIf not for the existence of Calamitous Bob, I would re-read Journey right now. I have read all the comments, checked the discord vip lounge, and didn't see a correct location to leave constructive feedback, so here it is. At the line "which is the moment I pick to throw my improvised cudgel at her nose. She does dodge at the last moment... To prevent a repeat, I charge and pick my cudgel from the ground." I would have thought the cudgel handle she was using would be somewhere on the other side of Syma out of reach. As for the people talking about courts, I felt the court of exiles was a given. In an analogue to bloodlines, courts seem to follow concepts, where narrow abstractions like secret infiltration and covert un-remarkability seem weaker than the broader and traditional consuming cold and bountiful playful summer. I would not be surprised if the court of freedom and BREAK THE CHAINS not only exists but is powerful. If this comes to pass, whether with Ariane becoming a branch or creating said court, I am interested in seeing if she is subject to any changes, as other courts appear to bring their members more in line with the spirit of their court(s?). With my tinfoil hat now on, I'll add that being a devourer and glutting herself fae blood could make Ariane more malleable as time passes. Thus far devoured power has been purely optional and therefore without downsides, but fae and dragon blood could be special.
2022-03-11 19:42:04 +0000 UTCThis was indeed Egg Shell Ant.
volpol
2022-03-10 15:53:38 +0000 UTCFucking incredible. The build up was glorious.
Jed Wolfgang
2022-03-10 02:49:27 +0000 UTCHmmmmm... here is a new thought that crossed my mind: Ariane just captured a huge new airship, which I assume she will repair and will now own. YYYAAARRRRR lol. But my thought is, that very ship is FILLED to the brim of the members of that Slavers consortium. So I wonder if she is going to have a moment of brilliance, and decide to bring them back to earth to replace what she stole. At least this time, the Likeaan slaves will be true A-holes whom deserve some karmic justice, and not just random ppl stolen from all over the sphere. That way the Accords will have the advantage, and if she is REALLY SMART, she would give a hefty amount back to ENERU to smooth over what she stole from them, giving them BOTH an advantage over MASK, annnnddd make things right w/ Torran! Because I'm pretty sure, she put him in a really shitty spot politically and emotionally. And in a very real way, THAT'S A BETRAYAL! On the same lvl of what Sinead did to her. She kept her secrets and only told Torran what he needed to know. Sinead did the same to her. Soooo, she is kiiiinnnnddddaaa sorta a backstabber too; and that needs to be rectified IMO. If she plans on keeping her REP as an HONEST Devourer that is! #JustThinkingAloud
RonGAR
2022-03-09 14:46:50 +0000 UTCThe feeding are entirely subjective so it needs to be a meaningful hunt or service for her to get power and possibly a statue
Mecanimus
2022-03-09 03:03:57 +0000 UTCQuestion: I saw a lot of 'sipping' in this chapter. So how much Blood does Ariane need to swallow before she gains a new statue of the person/creature in her garden? One drop? A sip? A gulp? Or Drain them dry? I've seen her only take a drop of Saveya's Blood to create a statue for her, but Sav's blood/essence is full of power. So I wonder if the person matters as well. Also, I wonder, since she has vampires like Nami, and Jimena, Sephare, Constantine, Ako, in her, I wonder can she make their statues use their Magna Arqa's as well? That would be Shocking af for them to see. The next battle they engage w/ Mask, Ariane could have each person supported by their own statue and fight side by side. LOL. That would instantly 'double' the fighting power of the Accords! Or they would crap their collective draws if they see that Fighting Ariane would mean fight 20+ Lords level vampires at once! HAHAHAAHAHAHHA Awesome Alucard Level MA.
RonGAR
2022-03-09 01:33:28 +0000 UTCYeah she better have a fleet w/ her and a army of people behind her shouting 'Blood Princess! Blood Princess, Blood Princess!' LOL THATS the homecoming I want to see. The one she deserves!!!!
RonGAR
2022-03-09 01:16:20 +0000 UTCI dont think that's quite right. If its 10,000 to 1 then 1 second on earth is equal to 10,000 fae seconds, 10,000 seconds is equal to 6.9 days (10,000 / {24*60}). As such - It should only be equal to 1 second .... (feel free to check my math here - I'm doing back of envelope) calcs
MrrC
2022-03-09 00:01:03 +0000 UTCOkay... If Sinead is telling the truth and time is being altered, she has so far spent 6 or 7 days here. That means about 2.5 to 2.8 hours had passed on earth. Safe to say, whatever battle they were fighting is now over. Hope they don't think she 'Ran' from the battle. Hope Nami vouches for what happened. Also, I wonder if Sheridan is ever going to get a ship named after him? 🤔 ... Nope Naaaaaahhhhhh.... he hasn't earned it in my eye. Didn't quite 'vibe' w/ him as I did w/ Dalton. I think I actually vibed more w/ the loss of that female supplicant Ariane wasn't able to save that one time, more than I ever did w/ Sheridan. Can't wait to see all the iterations of Dalton ships. Spirit, Fury, Grace, Malice, Pride, Glory, Victory, Honor, Justice, Wisdom and on and on! ☺️
RonGAR
2022-03-08 22:34:04 +0000 UTC“They can keep to their strange customs while I collect eyeballs and favors. ”- The Ass Pirate Ariane, LOL I admit I had to look up what 'Calliphygean' meant last time, and had myself a good laugh! “Illinois Guns of Liberty expanding into flying warships? Yes please.” Is Ariane going to be the inventor of this timeline HINDENBURG??? Still... she is going to make hella profit! Good on her! Now lets hope she 'lives' to enjoy it and isn't force to die and hand it all off to Melusine's ''profit over people'' greedy arse lol “Open up, door, you know you swing that way! Teeheehee!” - LMAO Good one “Listen here, me lads and lasses, because the first and most important thing we are going to need is hats! Yarrrr.” AHAAHAHAHAHAA Essence Drunk Ariane is another creature altogether! LOLOLOL HAHAHA Finally Promethean WORKED!!! Bout time that spell did something other than getting avoided or swatted away! Bravo!!!! BRILLANT CHAPTER!!!!! IT was emotionally DELICIOUS! Also nice to see that Ariane's Manga Arqa Wet noodle problem was looked into, as well as its other previously unused capabilities. Its like she said, she really has to use it constantly for situations big and small for her to understand everything its capable of. Basically, she has to get to the point where she stops trying to micromanage everything it does, and let her intuition take over. But that is only going to happen once she 'knows' exactly what she is capable of. She has to stop thinking about the steps, measuring them, seeing if the last step was perfect, calculating how to make the next one, and on and on... she need to forget the minutia of/in the details and just WALK! Looks like she should get a lot of practice here. Wonder if she will ever get to the point where she doesn't even have to say Magna Arqa. Or to the point were where her roots/tendrils and Rose drain so much essence from her opponents that she could use that essence to fuel her mages, make her roots/tendrils more stronger/unbreakable, and or give her the ability to keep her M-A running, till everyone else's runs out of juice! Amazing things are ahead I am SURE OF IT! Pat on the back for this chapter. Worth the wait. YAAAARRRRRR!!!!!
RonGAR
2022-03-08 22:28:01 +0000 UTCHah wonderful!
Deinos
2022-03-08 22:13:54 +0000 UTCAgain excellent chapter and after this my mind is already leaping ahead to Ariadne’s triumphant return after 5 years. A fine Boston evening, the sun has set when a monstrous portal forms of eldritch green fire and a truly titanic sky ship appears over Boston’s harbor. The hull jade black, bristling with several massive turrets that can aim above an below the horizon including a double barrel ventral turret. Soaring through the nights sky the island size warship turns south along the coast. It’s black hull unadorned except for a blood red sigil depicting eight fangs, and over the monstrously sized warship’s open helm flies a massive Skull and Cross bones…..
StarWolf
2022-03-08 20:20:41 +0000 UTCDAMN STRIAGHT!
Cacophony
2022-03-08 19:59:45 +0000 UTCDelicious
Tehd11
2022-03-08 18:23:13 +0000 UTC100% worth the wait
Jeff Casey
2022-03-08 17:51:24 +0000 UTCNow i’m going back to re-read all her pirate chapters. Once she is aboard she is such a blast!
Jan Verner
2022-03-08 17:48:09 +0000 UTCMight just start an actual court now that she’s done this twice.
SunderGoldmane
2022-03-08 17:35:52 +0000 UTCGooooooooood damn that was such a trip. I loved every bit of it!
SunderGoldmane
2022-03-08 17:35:15 +0000 UTCI love when Ariane gets drunk.
Sean
2022-03-08 17:33:20 +0000 UTCLol, drunk Ariane is ridiculous, I love the mimic being domesticated :D
Necrotyr
2022-03-08 17:01:57 +0000 UTCBest chapter ever!
Leviathon251
2022-03-08 16:59:54 +0000 UTCAsked to wait for him quietly, proceeds to lead slave revolt followed by a bit of sky piracy
Jacob
2022-03-08 16:44:22 +0000 UTCTREMBLE YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR, THE COURT OF EXILES PERMITS NO CHAINS! Also, I think last dredges should be last dregs. Fantastic chapter!
crusaderstar
2022-03-08 15:51:04 +0000 UTCThank you!
Andrew
2022-03-08 15:07:17 +0000 UTCBeautiful chapter
Kyle
2022-03-08 15:03:21 +0000 UTCBloody Brilliant Mate. Seriously - literally amazing. You outdid yourself
MrrC
2022-03-08 15:00:23 +0000 UTCBest chapter ever.
fennek
2022-03-08 14:39:26 +0000 UTCLOL love it brought a smile and a chuckle or three to this sleep deprived soul!
StarWolf
2022-03-08 13:58:46 +0000 UTCFucking incredible chapter. I felt like sinead’s comment at the end there was the entire story’s worth built up. Like, I couldn’t possibly hope to ever explain that joke to someone else without them having read the whole story
Devin
2022-03-08 13:20:06 +0000 UTCOMG! That was more then worth the wait. Incredible!
Mitzee
2022-03-08 13:05:12 +0000 UTCThat was superb!
2022-03-08 12:42:48 +0000 UTC👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Mai0e
2022-03-08 12:42:33 +0000 UTCAmazing read! Blood drunk Ariane is the best!
2022-03-08 12:40:58 +0000 UTCAbsolutely worth the wait
Generagitaux
2022-03-08 12:23:30 +0000 UTCYep, I can see why you said there would be a delay. That was brilliant.
Cormac
2022-03-08 12:20:56 +0000 UTCYup this is aswome
John Growcott
2022-03-08 12:12:47 +0000 UTCOne of if not the best chapter so far.
acrasa
2022-03-08 11:29:04 +0000 UTCEat it Sinead
mikalman216
2022-03-08 10:52:38 +0000 UTCThis may have been an even better chapter than my previous best. It brings me back to the OG days of drunk ariane doing crazy things, plus the build up was sublime.
MacDB
2022-03-08 10:49:15 +0000 UTCThis was such a good chapter. Totally worth the wait.
Ozark
2022-03-08 10:23:41 +0000 UTCOne of the best chapters in this beautiful book.
2022-03-08 10:22:49 +0000 UTCNot long enough! Moreeeeeeeee! For the dread blood princessssss
Disclancer
2022-03-08 09:35:28 +0000 UTCALL THE SPHERES SHALL HEAR OF THE DREAD PIRATE ARIANE! HER ROUGISH CHARM AND EXCESSIVE USE OF FIREPOWER SHALL RING THROUGHOUT THE MULTIVERSE!
Bunny Waffles
2022-03-08 09:26:03 +0000 UTCYou made me laugh during a meeting! Luckily my mic was muted, but damn ; what a good chapter! All Fear Dread Pirate Queen Ariane! For No Sea Or Void Will Stop Her From Getting Booty!
Louisthau
2022-03-08 09:22:06 +0000 UTClol, loved this
Amelgar
2022-03-08 09:08:13 +0000 UTCPraise the author.
2022-03-08 09:04:45 +0000 UTCTHIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN TWO CHAPTERS MECA YOU PANTSING IDIOT. 13k words. My brain is a sieve, excuse me while I go put ice on my neck. Ughhhhh. Never again.
Mecanimus
2022-03-08 08:21:20 +0000 UTC