Midnight Pals: Red Peak

Craig DiLouie: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the children of red peak
Guillermo del Toro: ah! you mean
DiLouie: no
DiLouie: no i don't mean
DiLouie: people keep making that mistake but i don't mean

DiLouie: this is a story about three survivors of a childhood cult experience
DiLouie: now you wouldn't expect this, but the cult started out pretty okay at first
DiLouie: you know, growing vegetables, singing Michael Row the Boat ashore
DiLouie: nothing that would lead you to believe it would go bad

DiLouie: now one of these cult survivors grew up to be a musician
King: oh! you know i'm something of a musician myself
Barker: oh god here it comes
King: maybe you've heard of the
Barker: stop
King: rock bottom
Barker: stop
King: remainCLIVE CAN YOU NOT FOR JUST FIVE SECONDS

DiLouie: the musician in my book started out doing black metal thrash core
DiLouie: but he eventually switched to dark vibe puke wave
DiLouie: anyway what kind of music do the rock bottom remainders do?
King: um
King: we do
King: we do um
King: covers mostly

King: but don't let that fool you
King: we're still pretty cool
DiLouie:
King: okay, admittedly, we're not dr. demento cool
King: but we are FUMP cool
DiLouie:

King: but we COULD do dark vibe puck wave
DiLouie: puke wave
King: yeah yeah we could do that
Barker: don't make promises you can't keep steve

King: no no we could totally do dark vibe puke wave
King: if i knew what it was
King: todd whats dark vibe puke wave
Todd Keisling: its kind of like if you took trauma dump witch house and crossed it with mumble shit blood punk
Keisling: there's some spider brothel influence as well

King: ok i'm going to retool the rock bottom remainders to do dank hot park wave
Keisling: are you doing dark vibe puke wave east coast or dark vibe punk wave west coast?
King: uhhhh
King: west coast?
Keisling: dark vibe puke wave west coast pre-reconciliation or dark vibe punk wave west coast post-reconciliation?

King: dark vibe puke wave west coast pre-reconciliation
Keisling: dark vibe puke wave west coast pre-reconciliation lite or dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic?
King: dark vibe punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic
Keisling: dark vibe puke wave west coast pre-reconciliation classic ultra or dark vibe punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega?

King: dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega
Keisling: dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega (worm sound) or dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega (no worm sound)
King: dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega (worm sound)
Keisling: pfft
Keisling: poser

Nyx Fears: [incoherent screaming]
King: hey you're pretty good at that cacophonous music
King: would you consider joining the rock bottom remainders?
Fears: no way man! I'll never sell out!
Fears: i only play new scream shit gore chunks vomit prolapsed anus thrash death massive internal bleeding head wound rat turd manslaughter murder wave