Bonus Pairings Revisited: Final Poll!

Hello, my lovelies!

It's holiday season again, I just finished drafting the Prince's Bride Bad End, and we hit a truly breathtaking $2,000 a month earlier this year—so to celebrate, we're going to go back to the Bonus Pairing polls of the past for a rematch with some of my favorites that didn't quite make it to the word processor.

I've been weaning down the list with the help of my $13 lovelies—now voting is open to all! Vote for your favorites now!

Vote for as many as you like. The runner-up maaay get written as a flashfic series. ;)

Enjoy! <3

Elf Courtesans vs. Gretel (FFFxM): Not long after narrowly escaping the lamia's clutches, the cloistered mage Gretel obliviously wanders from his inn room right into the middle of a tense negotiation between two rival elf criminal families. Luckily, a few sultry elven barmaids are happy to take him by the arms and steer him back to his bedroom, blowing perfumed smoke that makes his head spin whenever he protests. They'll make sure the silly boy forgets all about what he saw. It's so much nicer to remember boobs instead! And kisses. And licking. And being a good, good boy.

Nico vs. Liliraune (FFxM): A curious adventurer encounters two gorgeous green-skinned plantgirls inhabiting the same great alraune flower. They seem more preoccupied with kissing and petting each other than in him, but it still feels strangely hypnotic... watching them grinding against each other in the lily's sweet nectar, their giggles echoing in his ears, imagining being pulled into their embrace and squished between their luscious bodies and drowned in kisses, bounced into brainless bliss...

Slime Girl vs. Vampire (FxM):  After a vampire begins his nightly assaults on a remote village, the village's patron fey—a giggly, jiggly slime dryad—visits him in the night to teach him a lesson. Is this vampire completely out of her league? Or will his confidence be his undoing in her sensuous embrace?

Imp vs. Goblin Maid vs. Helpless Wizard (FFxM): A goblin maid has been slowly reducing a wizard to obedient putty (and future husband material), but as she finishes baking the candies that will melt his will away completely, she finds herself accosted by the wizard's "familiar": A demon woman who seems about as smart as cotton candy. As it turns out, the two have a common interest in breaking the wizard down into a submissive mess, but only one can take charge fully afterward. So they each sit down on either side of him and get to work. Who will prevail in this battle of seduction? Not the wizard.

Cupid vs. Lim (FxF): Larya's fellow druidess, the catgirl Lim, has a secret admirer who deeply resents the attention Larya is getting: A captivating cupid who's used to getting what she wants. Doesn't Lim see that pink is so much better than green? Can Lim remain faithful to Larya, or will she end up sinking helplessly into hypnotized love for this gorgeous kissing angel?

Elf Hitman vs. Lust Sprites (FxM): Illetiel, an elven hitman working for Illetrys, has tracked down the traitorous Cellemin and Isamine to an old run-down sprite den/hostel. But what happens when a dumb blunder lands him facefirst in the soft, scented pillows of a sprite pit? He could just cast a fireball, but these lust sprites who've started playing with him are just bubbly, submissive bimbos, aren't they? He can handle them. He can always cast the spell if he needs to. It's not like they're going to make him too horny to think straight. It's not like they can just smother his invocations with kisses, drown him out with giggles and teasing, fuck his brains out, suck his brains out. They're just bubbly bimbos, eager to please him. In fact, what's the harm in spending the night here and coming back tomorrow night to finish the job? It's not like he'll fall back in again. No harm. No harm at all. Just... his bubbly... bimbos...

Laca and Tricin vs. Senya (FFxM): Senya is lured out of Valina's arms one night by sibilant whispers on the wind and finds himself wandering, dazed, into the grape fields, encouraged by fairies with each entranced step. While Bobbi is kept occupied by fairies, a lamia and a holstaur have decided to have a little fun together—all they need is a toy to play with.

Bobbin vs. Lust Sprites (FxF): Two "dumb blonde bimbo" lust sprites have been captured and brought to the Ranch, and Master tasks Bobbin with "breaking them in". Should be simple enough, right? Bobbi can handle two bubbly, ditzy sprites. Easy. Especially when they're so eager to please, so eager to dance and cheer for her, so eager for her to take them to meet Master so they can show him everything they can do for him. Can Bobbin resist and turn them into just two more eager sluts? Or will she find herself helplessly addicted to their chanted, poorly-spelled praise?

Lamia vs. Goblin Maid (FxF):  Since the events of Prickled and Pampered, Salia and Masva have been head-over-heels for one another. But one morning, Masva goes on a little trip up the hill and encounters a sly, sultry lamia sunning herself. Masva wants desperately to remain faithful, but it's so very hard when the lamia is so very, very warm, and soft, and cuddly, and has such pretty, swirly eyes...