Unspeakable Horror
Added 2017-01-18 20:17:10 +0000 UTC“Now the Spirit of the Lord had departed from Saul, and an evil spirit from the Lord tormented him.” ~1 Samuel 16:14
In this scene, God descends into hell (around 2000 miles below present day Detroit) to commission an evil spirit from Lucy Fur, who is able to provide Him with a truly horrifying newborn creature, delivered that very day, yet discovered nine months prior while being conceived in the deepest, darkest, depths of the netherworld. Indeed Saul couldn’t contend with God’s sick joke, being inflicted with the unholy bastard love child of Buzzfeed and Infowars.
