Just because you've got no limbs, or a sentient dick, or are a sentient dick doesn't mean you don't still have to take public transit!
Always thought that a good chunk of the fun with being stuck with a kinky body is having to deal with the day-to-day in it, and the adjustments you have to make to accommodate your new features.
There's gonna be a lot more to this one.. but one thing at a time!