Blow-Ups (Uber Explosion Ending)

You wake up one day in the middle of a giant room, big enough to contain two cruise ships, with hard and shiny walls and a floor as soft as a pillow. You also find that you’re wearing a blue stretchy rubber jumpsuit with the initials B and U in bold white letters on it. In the middle of the room, you find a tiny blue jawbreaker in a packet with a letter next to it. You’re puzzled as to why anyone would leave this as a snack for you, but nonetheless, you take the jawbreaker out of its packet and eat it. While you do that you read the letter that came with it.

Hello, [Your full name]

We apologize for escorting you from your humble abode at such an unexpected notice, but you have been randomly chosen to test a future product, one that will bring a new spark to entertainment and culinary arts. We call these jawbreakers Blow-Ups. Every one of these things has more than enough air inside of them to help you feel full after eating just one. What’s more, it can convert your skin into a layer of stretchy and flexible rubber before doing so. Now, we can guarantee it will work, but we’re not sure how far it will go. Surely with your help and enough testing, we can reshape the future of a happier tomorrow.

~The BU Team

As soon as you finish reading that, you start to feel a little squeaky. You look down at your own hand to find that it’s kind of starting to reflect the light in the room. Your skin must be converting to rubber already, and it’s happening pretty fast. In seconds, your skin rubberizes from head to toe, making you look shiny, like a brand new car. You pull on and feel your new body. It really is stretchy and flexible. You try looking back at the letter to figure out what’s going to happen next...then your belly begins to stretch.

You feel some pressure building up inside you as your belly begins to expand, stretching on the jumpsuit you’re wearing. A hissing sound from your belly can be heard all over the room as your belly grows and grows to the size of a yoga ball. You also hear and feel hissing down in your buttchecks. They swell so big you can just turn around to see them. Your arms and legs round up simultaneously, along with your back. You take this last-moment opportunity to put your hands on both sides of your belly, and you feel them spreading further apart as you inflate.

With a big FWOOMPH!, your entire body rounds up to a sphere, with your limbs being divots for your hands and feet. Your cheeks swell up as your head starts to sink into your ballooning body. As you fill up more space in the giant room, it isn't long before your divots start to dissolve into your body, turning you into a perfect sphere all around.

You try to take a look at how huge you are now, but all you can make out is the blue color of your stretchy jumpsuit, which still covers your whole body with BU stretched across your chest. You feel the rate of your expansion slowing down, but the pressure still keeps building up inside you. Your face turns red as a sign that you’re reaching your limits. Your body is now so huge your head is only inches away from the ceiling, and still growing bigger, bigger, and bigger, until…

You ultimately explode like an overinflated balloon, but not into a million shards. You flop to the ground feeling a lot shorter than when you woke up. You find that your body is as flat as a pancake, and your limbs are stretched out.

You’re relieved that you’ve managed to make it through this experience. Now you just need to wait for proper assistance in getting out of the room.