Kylo Ren Reacts to RoS

*passes out from the awesomeness* HOW HOW did I miss this??????

Amy Showers

Ummmmm... https://youtu.be/69IuXVx-Tfk

Auralnauts

When he whispered 'Skolo' it made me realize, in that moment, just how much I want to see Kylo Ren do ASMR.

Tktagmedia

Kinda sad this is the last kylo review for a long while. But you boys nailed that rediculous dagger macguffin. I was thinking it was some sort of ancient device but then we find out its just a couple decades old, created to find a way into the death star wreckage which hopefully won't move much in the terrifying waters of storm world. in a galaxy filled with jet packs and flying ships you'd think the first order would have come up with a less convoluted device. Even if the dagger would have made sense, the movie is so rushed and jammed together you never get that Eureka moment like when the Goonies figure out the purpose of the medallion. At least babu frick and Rocketeer were cool.

Enfinn

I find that, when watching the holocaust of a multigenerational, paradigm shifting, technologically ingenious, decades beloved, samurai space opera nonology, it pairs quite toothsomely with Beethoven. I recommend his 7th.

"You ever been kissed so good you died?" I believe in the life stealing power of that Reylo kiss.

Kareem Harper

The knights of Ren could have become faces if they didn’t try to take their boy out.

Auralnauts

I'm pretty sure the Knights of Ren were essentially wrestling "jobbers" for the Sith. Lando and Chewie seducing everything in sight... Lando promised the ultimate dance party and all those ships that showed up only got to see space horses.

Kareem Harper

Late or not, its still fantastic. Can't wait to see what is coming down next in the pipeline :D

I had to pause at "Snoke is the Google Cardboard of Sith Lords" I was laughing so hard, amazing

Goin up tomorrow! And thank you.

Auralnauts

Google Card Lord You got me for sure with Google Card Lord Well done as usual, gentlemen

Geewhipped

The whole things falls apart so easily. Like why DIDN’T Ben Solo ever hear Anakin’s voice? Why didn’t Anakin materialize and offer words of support, encouragement and empathy for the confused young Jedi who was knowingly being manipulated by the dark side? Where the hell were Obi Wan or Yoda?! Either the Jedi are huge assholes, or JJ is a hack.

Auralnauts

Wait a minute, how could Kylo Ren have heard Vader's voice, as imitated by Palpatine? Vader, to our knowledge, was never recorded and Ben Solo never heard him.

Bill Scurry

Best hangover cure

Goddammit, when can I post this video (when does it air on YT)? <3 Fantastic. As someone who loves to hate on 1-3, 7-9 and a few other projects, Auralnauts are the only redeeming aspect of these otherwise unforgivable movies. So glad this YT channel exists!

Jer

We did as much research as we could to confirm that part, but RoS media is on lockdown for now. People on Reddit are convinced the stormtroopers said “ghouls”, implying that the knights are undead. But it would be so dumb if that were true. However, we both saw the film twice and we both heard “cool” each time.

Auralnauts

I remember hearing those stormtroopers say, "goals." When the Knights of Ren walked through with their muddy boots and if Hix saw that he would be making a disgusting face at how his floor is getting all dirtied up. I could have misheard but I thought that was funny.

LOL Yoda’s wig.

That was awesome! Smiling ear to ear. Ben is my favorite sequel trilogy character!

GLORIOUS!

Kareem Harper

How in the hell did you guys pull off a better ghost effect than the shit that happened in Rise of Skywalker?

Scott B.

Great way to start the day.

Patrick Hayden

Always worth the wait y'all.

Jarod