Bubble Bobble is elemental! How could you screw it up? Well, they found a way. Bubble Bobble Revolution isnβt just bad because itβs nonfunctionalβ¦ even if you could get past level 30, it would still be an ugly game that feels bad in your hands. But there isnβt much to say beyond that, so enjoy a meandering talk about what the existence of the Costco Guys says about our chances of the world getting better, ever.