Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: ABRAXAS: GUARDIAN OF THE UNIVERSE
Added 2024-08-16 04:36:05 +0000 UTCMy latest Canuxsploitation-A-Thon concludes with the infamous 1990 sci-fi/action movie "Abraxas: Guardian Of The Universe", starring Jesse Ventura!
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I’ve already watched this video 3 times and I still laugh out loud when you say “culmator” 🤣
Shannon Parker
2024-08-20 22:29:48 +0000 UTCHey, ya featured the thumbnail for Razorfist's review! That's how I first heard of this movie! Between his and your videos, both hilarious, I REALLY gotta check out this movie! 😀
Mister Midnight
2024-08-20 04:51:52 +0000 UTCam I the only one who liked the music? I liked the juxtaposition. and it added to the VHS bargain bin aesthetic of the whole turd salad
James Remington
2024-08-20 00:51:46 +0000 UTCCripes, I never knew this was made in Canada...
Anver Mahmud
2024-08-18 20:37:10 +0000 UTCWhat was going on with that music!
WhatHoSnorkers
2024-08-17 06:30:19 +0000 UTCSomeday I hope I'll have enough money to finance a movie made in Arizona that does everything it can to pretend it’s set in Canada.
Tony Belmonte
2024-08-17 02:19:07 +0000 UTCIf Brandon ever again wants to devote a whole month to reviewing a specific type of film, I have a suggestion: how about reviewing movies from the now-defunct Cannon Film Studios? Some movies worth looking at: 1.Savage Weekend 2.Enter The Ninja 3.Missing In Action 4.King Solomon's Mines
Peter Charles Krug
2024-08-17 01:17:46 +0000 UTCSo between this, and the rumors of Arnold tricking Stallone into taking the lead in ‘stop or my mom will shoot!’ It seems the terminator has almost terminated the career’s of his rivals! Oh well this is definitely not biggest regret of Jesse Ventura’s life. Just like how recommending ‘octopus’ instead of ‘zombie ass! Toilet of the undead’ isn’t my biggest regret. Not recommending ‘Dr. Strangelove: Or how I learned to stop worrying and accept the bomb’ is
Nate Brydges
2024-08-16 21:45:04 +0000 UTCFirst time seeing this movie and man was it weird.
Dako
2024-08-16 18:40:50 +0000 UTCSo the bad guy traps a kid in a dark alley, soft music plays, and he starts taking his coat off... No context needed.
Galloe
2024-08-16 17:23:19 +0000 UTCWhy is this film using Strong as I am from Manhunter?
Jimbo Jones
2024-08-16 17:13:31 +0000 UTCYeah, this one was pretty bad. Couldn’t imagine having to actually sit through it. It would greatly benefit from someone going in and re-editing it to give it an appropriate soundtrack.
Philip Gonzalez
2024-08-16 16:36:28 +0000 UTCThat ALIENS bit was priceless!
Alexa Phoenix
2024-08-16 14:00:02 +0000 UTCAbraxas: Friend to All Children
Kyle Olson
2024-08-16 12:09:54 +0000 UTCJessie Ventura in a plot that’s pretty much The New Gods with a thimble of a budget. Not surprised he went to WCW to do commentary shortly after.
Chris
2024-08-16 09:59:32 +0000 UTC...can't believe I'm saying this, but this is a WAY better movie than THINGS. Mostly because I'm defending a Jessie Ventura movie, and he's not even a pet detective!
Kyle Bot
2024-08-16 07:28:11 +0000 UTCTommy, do you like movies about gladiators 🤣
James Donahoe
2024-08-16 07:26:14 +0000 UTC... I should listen to more King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. Also this movie's kinda great to stick on on a busy day and only partly pay attention to. Every line you hit when you DO notice one is unintentional comedy out of context!
Trevor Bond
2024-08-16 06:33:38 +0000 UTCJust got the poster today, thank you brother, great movie
Paige Evergreen
2024-08-16 04:55:46 +0000 UTCI can't wait to watch Jessie Ventura fight Gamera.
ATOMIC CHORIZO
2024-08-16 04:50:11 +0000 UTC
