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It's 7am.

I haven't been to bed yet. 

Shrek 4 came on the TV. I haven't seen it. I watched it.

Then I realised I haven't seen Shrek 3. So I watched it.

Then I realised I haven't seen Shrek 2. So I watched it.

Then I realised the Shrek films aren't very good. 

I should have realised that 270 minuites ago.

...

Procrastination takes you to wierd places.


- Dan


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Yeah the third one is a masterpiece in terrible. Although I've not seen the spin off Puss In Boots but I'm going to guess no good

Matthew

minuite: Noun A small eskimo

Ewan Spence

This made me chuckle this morning, thank you lol

Sitting in my games room with my mate priming miniatures in the background with his airbrush . I see the "patrons only" notification on your Twitter Dan, click on it, get here, read this and turn to him and say "This, this is what I pay my 1 pound a month for." XD

... Nerd Cubed Plays Theme Hospital!!!!

Christopher Smith

They forgot the golden rule. To make a film better you just put a shrek in it (or failing that, Tim from The Office). Too many shreks ruin the shrek to good movie ratio, same goes for too many Tim's from The Office. #RHLSTP (rhlstp)

Daniel Marshall

Sounds like now would be a great time to upload some stuff, I'm sure you wouldn't regret anything later.

Tail Of Truth

You never realized that perhaps you should be watching them in the correct order? The first is actually pure gold - makes fun of Disney SO MUCH and is just generally wonderful. Shrek 2 needs some context, like, you know, Shrek. But I wouldn't bother watching them past the second.

Katherine Wild

Seems like an interesting night...

Tyler Rand

I literally keep physical copies of the entire scripts for Shrek 1,2,3&4 and of course the bee movie as well

Shrek 1 was great, Shrek 2 tried to hard with cultural references. Shrek 3 was kids film dog crap. Everything after was Kids film dog crap on fire.

If you watch them backwards its a long ass story about an ogre eventually morphing his wife into a human, sticking her a tower with a dragon and eventually returning to his own swamp to take a crap

It ain't the sharpest wit in the world

How dare you say Shrek isn't good. 3 and 4 maybe not but 1 and 2 are pure gold

Jacob Banerjee

My God, you madman! You watched all the Shrek films... BACKWARDS! That is the real definition of insanity.

Stan Collins

Somebody once told me the Shrek movies weren't that funny

Chris Graden (DinoDoesStuff)

No no, you just have to watch them in the correct order, not backwards! Watch 1,2,3,4 again :P

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!, I will admit that Shrek 3 was awful, 4 was not that good either but 1 was alright and Shrek 2 was and still is fantastic and I would say Dreamworks best film and one of the best animated films along with ratatouille

leigh hammersley

How dare you offend Lord Shrek!

HaphazardPanda

Shrek 1 is pretty good still.

ChevronTango

Laughed way harder than I probably should have :P

Shrek forever after

I'm so, so sorry.

Nicholas Kmet

The films are aweful

There's a shrek 4?

Dan how many flying regans can u see if u see more than 3 go to bed

PixelsInSpace

Are you okay Dan?

Austin Spencer

You poor thing,.

Stephen Staver

When you procrastinate so hard you forget to sleep xD

Kazamunie Winsto

It's 7am, the school break is over and I woke up an hour ago after going to sleep 2 hours ago.

Agro

Better than being in work, well i got your videos on my second screen thou.

Dan is love, Dan is life

I liked Shrek 1 .....

Procrastination is why we're all here amirite?

Gabe Gossack

I just watched love actually, based on your recommendation, the Martian and the Martian again... so yeah

EthanASC

There not the best films

I also watched that showing of shrek4

It's 1;30 am. I just finished a paper. I have a final at 8am. Not procrastinating takes you wiered places. Keep going. Your videos keep me sane!

Jackie

This is why I love you. When I see you at coxcon I'll ask you about shrek. X

Emily Ridding

I'm paying to see this, and it's worth it

This is the kind of shit I sign up for 😂

Serenity

Somebody once told me procrastination's gonna roll me

Hey Dan...what about the Holiday Specials?

Aidan Kenny

If you like to procrastinate, then can we have Hello Procrastinators back?

Procrastination took me to your channel dan

😂


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