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FML Script: Drawn Girl 2

Added 2024-11-26 08:11:05 +0000 UTC

Found this old script in the archive. Its title is "Drawn Girl 2" and was planned to be a name only sequel. What are your thoughts? Should we make it? Who should star in it?

DRAWN GIRL 2:

HER: Today, I filled in as a nude model for my best friend's art school final before the holiday break.

HIM: I was super nervous about it too. Seeing my best girlfriend nude, is kinda weird and hot at the same time.

HER: So, I took my clothes off and laid on the bed as he asked. I was stupid tired too, I'm not gonna lie. I was a tad bit hungover still from two nights before.

HIM: I didn't care what she smelled like. She looked amazing naked. It was getting hard to stay professional.

HER: He was taking his own sweet time, setting up, so I just decided to close my eyes.....for... just a little.....bit.

HIM: I wanted to draw her, but my hands kept shaking I was so nervous. Take a deep breath...Breathe....

HER: So, I was having that dream where you have to go to the bathroom and and there's no bathroom anywhere to be found...Wait, why am I dreaming? I must have fallen asleep!! How embarrassing. Oh my god, I bet I'm snoring, drooling and probably farting too. Why won't he wake me up?!

HIM: I didn't want to bother her, she looked so peaceful sleeping.

HER: I awoke to portrait of me passed out, mouth open drooling, and making a face like I had just relieved myself.

HIM: Which she had. It was quite disgusting really. Yet, still not a turnoff.

HER: FML

ENDING: He calls her on the phone.

HER: Hello?

HIM: Hey! I just wanted to thank you again for modeling for me. I got a C+

HER: I'm sorry. You don't seem to upset by it.

HIM: Not at all! My professor said he'd never seen a more confusingly attractive portrait in his entire career.

HER: (laughs) Great, you can burn it now.

HIM: No way! He bought it from me. Says he's gonna use it in his class!

THE END