Have A Laugh and Smoke (Outline)

• Robyn throws her head back and whisks it about, the blonde’s hair bouncing as she strolled over to the bar.
• She just finished dancing with a new cute guy on the dance floor and pretty sure she was going to walk away with his phone number
• Robyn smiled as she leaned against the bar and asked the bartender for a Mimosa without even looking at him.
• She was having the time of her life. She loved hitting the clubs and partying it up. Beats the usual office life she was stuck with during the weekdays
• As she was waiting for a bartender who wasn’t actually paying attention to her, another woman around her age walked up
• “Looks like someone was having fun~.” Robyn wasn’t sure how to react to the suspicious woman who started talking to her. The lady had long blue hair and was even curvier than her
• “What of it?” Robyn asked suspiciously.
• “Well, honestly, gotta say, the club is kind of boring if you ask me.” Robyn snorted. This lady didn’t know what she was talking about. The place was booming and exciting!
• “Frankly, this place needs to liven up a bit more. Maybe we need to add a little more excitement and fun, if you get what I mean.”
• “No, I don’t. What’s your point?” Robyn really didn’t care. Soon as her drink was ready, she was walking off.
• “Well, don’t you want this place to be really popping? Really exciting?” The lady reached into her pocket and pulled something out
• Robyn briefly thinks it is drugs and was really going to ignore her, but finds the lady pulled out two rather large cigars.
• “Smoke ‘em if you got them as they say~.” The lady giggles.
• “I don’t think this is a smoking business.” “Oh, give it time.” Lady lights up and takes a big whiff of it.
• Her voice is deeper and heavier briefly, before she coughs and sighs in her normal tone. “Mmm, dat hits the spot right there~. You wanna smoke?”
• Robyn looks at some of the other people around. They’re giving the lady an odd look, but when the smoke from her cigar passes them by, they lighten up and ignore her.
• “No thanks. I don’t smoke.” “come on~. Have a sniff at least~.” Lady pushes the stogie under Robyn’s nose.
• The blonde sniffs it unintentionally… and feels very free and airy. It’s… surprisingly enticing and light on the sniffer.
• One… one smoke won’t hurt right?
• Robyn takes the cigar and gently smokes it, taking it in gently.
• She coughs heavily. Holy crap is that powerful and thick. Not like any of those cigarettes she’s tried when she was younger.
• She coughs and coughs, hitting her chest a bit. Unaware her feet are a bit… bigger. Her shoes are larger. The heel portions of her high heels shrank and the leather is less dark purple and more… reddish.
• “Okay… maybe nots da best thing for me.” Robyn muttered
• “Naaaah toots, youses a natural!” The woman’s voice is much more naturally deeper and… were her cheeks and face as round and chubby? “Youse got to try it again.”
• “Wait, “toots”? I don’t-” The woman blows smoke into Robyn’s face and she inhales it and coughs a bit.
• Robyn’s hair gains a… neon greenish tint and isn’t as wavy. Even shrinks a little from past her shoulders to her shoulders.
• “Ma-maybe I will.” Robyn took another drag on her cigar and managed to suck more in before coughing up (less intensely at least)
• Her thinner, fit frame adds some weight to it and becomes rubbery smooth and sheen
• “Still… still not sure…” Robyn admits.
• “Awwwww, c’mon, youse got dis!” The lady is looking chunkier all around. Her party dress is more of a t-shirt and jeans that are wrinkly and worn. Her skin seems paler too
• “R-really? I don’t-” The other lady placed a comforting hand on Robyn’s shoulder, her party dress splitting down the by the hips and single skirt hole turning into two leg holes
• “Reallys! Youse got dis likes I’s said! Youse a natural, I’s can tell.”
• With those comforting words, Robyn took another smoke and puff. It went longer than before, skin getting whiter
• Then, she found it rather easy to blow it out, her face getting rounder.
• Cough hack, but she still chokes at the end, her face chubby. Hair is looking shorter and even thinner on top.
• She coughs a bit more, hitting her chest. She lets out a big cough with that hit, her body dropping several inches.
• ‘Hmmm, that was easier that time. Maybe they’re right and I could be a natural at this.’
• A comforting thought makes her feet swell and expand, shoes turning fully into a big, long big toed red shoes
• “Wellllllls, told ya!” Robyn looks at the lady pal and seems put off. They were heftier and wider. Their arms had some red arm hair to them.
• “...weren’t you different before?” “Me? Nah! I’s always looked dis handsome!” The lady laughs and smacks her belly.
• …that seemed to check out to Robyn so she continued on by taking another smoke.
• She took an even longer drag on her cigar. Her hands wobbling and shaking as if they were inflating
• And inflated they did, getting rather pudgy and fat, gloves soon appearing over them.
• At the end, Robyn blew out another thick cloud easy, her lips turning painted blue and pulling into a big smile. Yeah! Smoking was totally a natural thing to do~
• Blowing out that puff, her hairline starts pulling back on top, though the sides are getting a little curly and puffy
• “Nice puff dere, brothda!” The “lady” had bright red lips and… she wasn’t bald before, was she? She was pretty sure she had blue hair… right?
• “Danks… thanks!” Robyn spoke, clearing her throat a bit. She starts taking another drag, dress top gaining dirty white sleeves. In fact, the color is brightening to white all over
• “Youse a complete natural!” Robyn’s eyes close as she takes the puff. No issue here! “Youse such a kidder before!”
• Robyn’s eyes open. The lady… guy, right? She did have a pretty manly, chubby face. “What you mean by dat?”
• “Wells, I’m sayin’ youse probably smoke all da time, don’t ya?” “Ahhhh, dat’s… that’s not-OOOH!”
• The big guy leaned down and smacked Robyn on the stomach. Her eyes went cross and she shivered.
• WOOMP. Her belly bulged onto into a small gut, waistline no longer narrow. Arms and legs are chunkier all at once. Wow… wow what a hit!
• “Youse a big time smoker, ain’t ya?” The guy is starting to come back into focus after that. What a bright shirt and puffy blue & yellow pants he’s wearing.
• But more importantly, those words… Was she a smoker? Didn’t she always smoke?
• Hmmm, she needed to smoke on that! She put the cigar back in and took a big hit off of it, longer than before.
• She felt calmer and more relaxed, hair neon green and completely smoothening out on top. The hair on the sides and back below her top is puffy and popped out.
• “Maybe… maybe youse right!” She said after puffing it out. WHIP WHIP. Suspenders pop out of her dress’s skirt up and over her shoulders.
• “Right about whaaaaat?” “Dat I ams a smoker!” Robyn gruffly coughed and chuckled. Remainder of skirt turns into bright baggy pants and top turns into a white shirt… one that is shrinking a little and showing belly.
• “HA! I’s knews it!” The guy smacks her on the back again. All the weight on him really puts a lot of force on Robyn, nearly knocking her over.
• A part of her wishes she had more weight and… was he taller? (shrunk a few more inches)
• “Yeah, youse knews it and… and… umm..” Robyn scratched their head. “What was we talkin’ about before?”
• The guy grin (nose looks redder and there’s some hairs on his chin) and says about making the club more energetic and exciting.
• Robyn is confused. Didn’t she think the club already was. Looking around her, it was still pumping and partying as before but… was it always this empty to her?
• She took another smoke and blew it out. Bigger belly and moobs, breasts deflating. Hmmmm… maybe dis clown was onto something.
• She looked back at the guy with his big clown nose, stubble and snow white skin. Yeah… this clown knew what he was talking about! He begged them for a long-time smoker when they were, even though they had oddly forgotten it.
• “Yeahs! Youse right dere, bud!” Robyn gruffy said, “What was da plan youse had? I’ms all ears!”
• Ears grow bigger and she is now shorter than his chest.
• “Dis place is boring fors blokes like us!” The clown explains, pulling out a large case from behind his back. “I’ms dinkin’ we lighten things up with some more stogies.”
• It’s a box full of cigars… that she briefly sees taking another puff, shrinking a little more so she can’t see into the box. Thankfully, he quickly tilts it a bit so she can see.
• Robyn nods and says it’s a great idea! Puffs out a cigar shaped smoke cloud. “Dis place could do with a bit more smoke around here and not da scary kind or the kind from da smoke machines!” She shrinks past his belly button.
• “Mhm! Dis can be da place for smoking, belly jigglin’ clown guys like us!”
• “Clown… guys?” Puffs again and feels really warm. That sounded… sound.
• Pop. Bulge in his baggy pants. That sounded completely right!
• Nose is swelling and rounding out, skin getting whiter. He was a clown guy, smokin’ clown bloke!
• As he takes another puff, nodding his head in agreement with the large clown, a familiar lady voice says in his head, “Hmmmm, am I a clown guy that smokes a lot?”
• “Or… am I party gal who just scored the phone number of a cute guy? Am I… am I some vapid, boring, thin, stuffy, dull, no fun party gal ors am I’s a big time, smokin’ party clown?” Voice is changing as that comes along.
• Clown fully forms and skin turns snow white. Of course I am! Being anydang else would be dragsville!
• Dough… big time? Hyuck, dat’s funny!
• The short clown shrinks one last time, dropping to knee height of the large clown.
• “Youse right!” Robyn grabs a stool, pulls it up and stands on top o it, “Youse right! Dis place would do well with some stoogies! Look at all dem jokers, so thin and scrawny! Ain’t like dey ever ate a whole pizza at once!”
• “Dang straight, MacSurets!” The big clown declared, spinning his cigar in his smoke, “Dey need a fill up and laugh up den dis I’ll be da best place in town!”
• “Dough… howse we gonna convince dem to try our cigars?”
• “Dontcha worry! Dey already primed ‘n’ ready!” He blew out a large cloud and pointed around them.
• The partygoers and employees nearby… they all had big clown noses and their skin was either whiter or bright pinker. MacSurets looked around, noticing all the smoke floating around the crowd from their own cigars, no one seeming to be the wiser
• MacSurests smiled. Now this was going to be fun, hyuck!
• THE END?