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Girl Please! What Happens to Jen's Ashes?

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Girl Please! What Happens to Jen's Ashes?

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โ€œWeโ€™re in the image businessโ€ -Jennifer Denise

William Stautberg

Lots of hilarious moments in this but I have to give it to Pumpsโ€™ deep southern twang saying โ€œcolder than a witchโ€™s tit in a brass braโ€ as the winner. Beautiful, gorgeous, impeccable, no notes.

Jordan (Lemonna)

๐Ÿคญ

Janine

That first video was soooo scary!! All those people in that auditorium just sitting there and watching that bullshit!!

Melinda M

I hope Pumps quits vaping bc vaping can be roughly equivalent to smoking half a pack to a full pack of cigarettes per day and no one wants to look like a lizard. Iโ€™m going to give her a 35% chance.

jelica

Iโ€™m giving Pumps 100% confidence rating that she will have quit vaping before one year from now. Itโ€™s worse for wrinkles than that Stanley cup!! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

Melinda M

I had to do the Lords Army dance/song EVERY service. Friday night Sunday morning Wednesday night

Aggravated Waitress

And I give Pumps a 100% chance that one year from today she will quit. For about 3 minutes between hits.

Jacob Polak-Williams

Kiegleigh needs to stand back and stand by. This isnโ€™t Kathy Please.

Jacob Polak-Williams

Pumps, I stopped smoking cigarettes almost one year ago through going to acupuncture once a week. I donโ€™t have the urge to smoke anything at all. Itโ€™s something to think about! Good luck! I hope you can stop either with help or cold turkey. Iโ€™ll give you a 50% chance, which is probably generous but I want to believe you can stop.

Janine

For once Iโ€™m gonna lead the optimistic movement and give Pumps a 95% chance โค๏ธ

Jaykwellin๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

Woo hoo, my favorite video that I sent made it. Pumps that is also my favorite video of all time too. I die every time I see it! I loved seeing you both laugh at it. โ˜บ๏ธ

Janine

Also, non zero chance that pumps quits vaping

Michelle Eye Roll Goddamn City

Jennifer's face always says it all. The sense of confusion at all of the videos ๐Ÿ˜†

Michelle Eye Roll Goddamn City

Pumps I give you 90% because your just like my best friend who smoked 2 packs a day and got up in the middle of the night for a toke- -she was 35 and looked 50 with smoker lines- a big account of hers a man told her she smelled like a dirty ash tray- even with her CoCo Chanel purine on- you know that remark she never touched another cigarette- all for vanity- so I give you. 90% successful goal met Oh and her face soften back to the beautiful woman she isโค๏ธ

Lisa Messervy

Oh also I can still remember my step motherโ€™s and grandmotherโ€™s prayer language. They said it so often and it was usually the same phrase that I picked it up listening to them all those years in the evangelical movement. I am proud to say I never faked a prayer language. It was a fight between me and my stepmom that I didnโ€™t have one but I never did. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Shane S

โ€˜Demonic possessionsโ€™ are fascinating to me because itโ€™s usually only the demons that are responsible for sins that are socially acceptable. The โ€œdemonโ€ will claim responsibility for someoneโ€™s addiction, wrath, or sexual sins but only to an acceptable extent. They never admit to murder. They never admit to r*pe. They never admit to illegal pornography. If demon possession was real, and not faked or a manifestation of mental illness, these confessions would result in calls to the police. But instead itโ€™s just softball sins that make the congregation go โ€œawwww. Poor manโ€. Thatโ€™s how you know itโ€™s all theater.

Shane S

I can confirm that this happens. I went to a retreat in Ohio when I was 18. N during I think its called adoration (could be wrong with the name) a few young people did this

Michelle Eye Roll Goddamn City

Unrelated but just had to let you ladies know I had a grad school meeting the other day (I'm from the US and my future grad school is in the UK) and the first thing she asked me was "How are you handling the political situation over there in the US?" That tells you EXACTLY what other countries think of this shit show going on over here RIP

Kelsey M

Lmao we thought we were so cool, oh god the cringe! ๐Ÿ˜†

Laura ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

Sorry pumps Iโ€™m giving you a 3% chance

CathCathCath

0% chance Pumps isnโ€™t caping in a year.

Emily LeBoeuf (le-buff) #TEAMKITSKY

Iโ€™m thinking itโ€™s a solid 0.69% that she will stop vaping by next year ๐Ÿคฃ

Meg โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

The MAGA bitch with the kids definitely has a gay husband. There is no doubt. This is child abuse also.

Emily LeBoeuf (le-buff) #TEAMKITSKY

omg im dying and thinking of bring it on with the break it down.

KK

30% feels like a good percentage

CJ

Yes that was absolute insanity and itโ€™s embarrassing! I want to stay on earth!! No!! Lmao

Laura ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

I was a cheerleader at my Baptist high school and we had a stomp routine we performed for cheer competition and holy shit it was bad! Our chant: โ€œJesus, Jesus, Jesusโ€ฆhe is lord, he is king, heโ€™s my everything! Break it downโ€ฆโ€ I just want to say that I only tried out for cheer because the popular girls were and I was more interested in playing basketball. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ™ƒ

Laura ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

Iโ€™ll go 25% Pumps will be vape free this time next year. Hoping that the vape wrinkle effect helps her over the hump

KK

I hoping the best for pumps but I say 20%

Colby Wayne

Sorry, Pumps but I give it a -.01% of you quitting vaping. Iโ€™m happy to be wrong, though, in Jesus name, amen!

Beth M

I'm with Jennifer. Sorry Pumps.

Katie Harris

That church shit is diabolical ๐Ÿ˜ณ

1stladyaustin

Witches tit in a brass bra ๐Ÿ˜‚

Lucy

5% Pumps quits

kathryn

Iโ€™m gonna give Pumps a 50/50 shot lol but I wanted to say I support you as an RN who has taken care of young people with VALI (vaping associated lung injury) and itโ€™s no joke! Donโ€™t want to scare you, just looking out ๐Ÿฉท

Sarah Gonzales

Iโ€™m hoping pumps quits vaping but Iโ€™ll give it 5% chance Of happening

Sophia

Ole girl with the weights on her crotch is just waiting for Trump to grab her by the p*ssy.....he"s gonna be missing a hand

Damien Helfer

I can confirm that the pink rollers are still in circulation. My blind grandma uses them every day.

Mackenzie Koeck

Itโ€™s a cult

TexasTextTom

You canโ€™t tell me that first clip isnโ€™t from theater camp lol. Thatโ€™s not a church.

Chris ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ


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