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Slime's Dad Goes to an Orgy

Anthony called his dad to ask him to tell the story of the time he went to an orgy in San Francisco.  

This is that phone call. 

Comments

And hes a deadhead!!

johnathan

The fillmore haha🔴⚡️🔵

johnathan

jelqing ahead of his time. Crazy

Bulag Gerbiston

Man this will never not be hilarious. What a legend, no wonder Slime is so electric, his dad was the whole damn power grid.

Jens Marissens

How have I never heard this

The Guap Doctor

Wish they would have had him on as a guest

Quiet Vegeta

definitely worth the $5 just for this

Emma

finished one piece so im starting this

Jet

Darn funny story

BrandoBobando

RIP to a Legend

mikeygenes

macaroni cliTORis

Nicholas McWhorter

why does his dad sound a lil hispanic after a while

Seeb

Slime’s dad sounds exactly like my uncle. They probably have similar stories too lol

Robert Cornwell

HOLY SHIT I SCREAMED WHEN AT 2 MINUTES WE ALL THE SUDDEN FIND OUT HE IS TELLING THIS STORY AROUND OTHER PEOPLE

Wilhelm

R.I.P Legend ❤️

Ask Amundsen

He was such a nice guy. Lots of love to Slime and everyone. Truly gold.

Mayo

By far the funniest phone call ever

Undeadmatrix

I just listen to episode 4 again and i wonder if he ever told him his life story

faceless

Sounds like a really funny guy <3

LordeofClover777

Rest in Peace, what a great story teller :'(

Spencer Kitchen

<3

James Ellis

<3 :’(

anthony

<3

Sean McAllister

this is fucking hilarious

Dixon Yamouf

this was so worth signing up holy shit

bossmanbozo

Can't like because it's at 69 likes

Vesin_

This is THE FUNNIEST THING I think I've ever heard.

Vesin_

i signed up, quite literally, just to hear this.

Captain Dirtbeard

Well worth signing up for Patreon

Jack

Incredible

Josh Riesbeck

This sounds exactly like a Joey Diaz story and i love it.

Jake

A fucking legend holy shit

Tori Garcia

The guy in the background on his dad's end putting it input made it even better lmao

Casey Sheehan

Macaroni clitoris

Rohan Swami

bro no hesitation he tells it what a king

Hamish Ritchie

im just upset that he didnt say he pulled his pud

Luke

This happened in 69’ man this is perfect

peculiar penguin

What a trip

Sean

Where the fuck do you get pulling my pud and macaroni clitoris from?!?!?

Hunter Kennedy

This is my favorite patreon 😂

Tang

Inspirational 👏

i can only wish for a macaroni clitoris

The Real Flavor Flav

This was worth the 5 dollars a month

Schwample

My money is worth this 100%

maskedgamer1068 .

dope story

ChukfullLuck

this dude just sounds like a meatball sub

Christopher Villareal

macaroni clitoris

Matthew Wesolowski

Beautiful

Alanna M

this guy has the story memorized word for word lol

Nixon Hanna

This man had that story locked and loaded, he was waiting to tell that story again

John Villan0

man, there was no hesitation telling that story, he knew every detail like the back of his hand

capnsquishy

I love the other guy in the background

Scrando

This sounds like it could be sampled for an interlude on Slime's debut album

Corey Milligan

Not only did he jump right in to the story when you told him your friends were there, he did that while his own buddies were in the room. fuckin amazing

SmeefDong

i think he was just talking about his time in SF in general, i cut out a few parts of him just kinda talking about his trip - slime

The Yard

Slime’s dad reminds me of every dad i every met growing up in Jersey

MickCurry

So confused, neither the Fillmore or the Winterland are anywhere close to Grant & Vallejo - something doesn't add up

Noah Swartz

What a storyteller damn, he'd make a great streamer

Alexander Bracke

It’s like he’s been waiting for this moment the way he instantly went into beautiful story telling

Joel Gonzalez

Slime's dad is so painfully italian

Dorian

Do I comment for the algorithm here too?

Aidan Mark

pinga

Aidan Mark

"my little pinga"

susie

Macaroni Clitoris bout to be my new username

Tony Allevato

My sorrow of not hearing the famous line “Pulling my pud” was immediately vaporized by “macaroni clitoris”

AndersHour


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