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You guys mention gambling/participate in it often. Can you talk about your experiences with gambling? Topic starter: what is the craziest stuff you've seen in a casino, probability wise or people's behavior?

HenryBTW

link your discord with your patreon. Check your email.

Iivari Oikarinen

How do I get into the discord?

Oscar Alegre

Favorite bars on mill ave when you went to asu?

Kobe J Ricks

Let’s do a good old “fuck ,marry , kill” salsa ,guacamole , Queso . I would probly say kill guacamole , Marry salsa (because it’s more consistent in my life ) and I would fuck quaso then forget I did and probably still eat it

Doomya

do you hold your extra skin shut when peeing to blow it up like a balloon

Justin

I agree the shows been missing some sigma energy

What's the favorite location you've traveled to, and what is the worst thing that happened there?

what are some of your favourite animes

Mannix D.

What’s your take on the new Star Wars visions anthology?

DomoArigatoMrElGato

What is your dream vacation? Destinations Time frame Actives Etc...

Cum

Aidan Mark

Is pee stored in the balls?

Tri

what's the worst thing about living with each roommate/living with a lot of roommates?

allie

What is your favorite not-popular (ie SM64, SMS, Celeste, SMB1) speedrun to watch?

pooter

Would the 4 of you consider running either a LAN/Online melee tournament under the title of The Yard?

Do you guys have any talents you haven't shown yet? Playing instruments, good at sports, can lick your elbow, e.t.c?

What games do you play to destress on a regular day? And what is it about those games that help you to release that stress

I don’t really know if any of you guys are movie buffs, but I was wondering what each of your favorite movies are?

Tommy

Whats the douchiest thing you’ve seen each other do

Imnotcasper

Would you guys ever consider having Michael "Mikey (The "The" Cheat)" Dot Com on the show at some point?

what an insane thing to say

Why are the right side boys sober?

Josh Walat

Why hasn't QT made an appearance? Is the Yard a boys club?

What question are you sick of being asked?

Addison

I know there has been a lot of interest in the community for a Melee Pogchamps event. Is that something you guys would consider doing in future seeing as you have Aidan's TO experience?

Kai Warwick

How close was this podcast from not happening? Who was the most skeptical of lud’s plan?

Drakir

If you can' get miles to the US would you guys consider a BadMelee x TheYard podcast?

Kai Warwick

If you guys met in high school do you think you all would’ve become friends? Or at least as close as you are now?

Nick mentioned that he likes to make short films, do the rest of you guys like the idea of making either shorts or features? If so, what kinds of movies would y'all want to make?

When will Brandon “Brandon” “Glizzy Hands” “Big A” “The Ghost” “Remember the Greenout?” “Sarah” "Master Glizzard" “Glizzlord” "Sir Glizzington" "Grustler" “Glizztopher” “The Gliz” “Mustard Boy” “Mr. Nvidia” “ASU Graduate” “Little Elf Boy” “Edward Scissorhands” “Blurper” “The Blev” “Patrick Ewing’s Nephew” “The Falco Slayer” “Little A” “Glizzy Gobbler” “I don’t have hot dog fingers” “[REDACTED]” “Golden Grahampa” “Reality Shifter” “The Conductor” “Little do you know” “Agent Sigma-19” “Glizzmaster69” “crinkydink” “Golden Glizzy Hunter” “Hexflex Clear Primer” “Big Hog” “Pizza Neck” “Macking Gummies” “Coke Addict” “Dog Shampoo” “trend setter” “only person capable of subbing to Twitch” “I don’t have glizzy hands” “Paris” “Weenie Fingies” “Sharker” “Boots” "small balls, big shaft" “Say it don’t spray it” “WELL” “Loot Goblin” “Sugma Male” “S3K Superfan” "Glizzy 47" “Mustart Boy” “Boomer” “Atrioc” “Atroic” “Btrioc” “Atrio” “Basedtrioc” "G.H." “Ewing” Ewing be a guest on The Yard? Love the show!

Jack

What is one of your favorites shows that you appeared on as a *guest* (podcast, production, etc)

OBVIOUSLY HYPOTHETICALLY but whats the most crazy (illegal) thing you guys have gotten away with

Do you guys run out of motivation often, and if you do, what do you do to recover your motivation??

Ant

How many kindergartners do you think each of you could fight off at once before they overwhelmed you? Like, imagine a COD zombies type wave based scenario, with 1, then 2, etc. How far does everyone get? No weapons!

JadonTheEternal

911 call aside, what’s the worst bit each of you has tried to run?

Ben Dunst

How was Ludwig able to become the Coinbase plug? He's like the kingpin handing out Coinbase sponsorships.

Raza Ahmed

Have you thought about doing any Melee content? Would love to see a Scar and Toph show type thing with any of the guys!

Zachary Zegarac

Would you guys ever do an episode based of hypotheticals? It could be submitted by us even. I think it would be good content to hear each of your takes and banter on each other’s responses

Sameer Surti

To the cut members of the pod, would you ever consider reattaching your foreskin?

beige

What was the most trouble each of you got in school ? Also for slime : KNIFERS?

Carter

What year book title did u guys get or what would you give each other now

Chase

With the success of Mogul Money and Hivemind. Do you believe that there is a good chance to see more remixes of classic game shows done on Twitch? Also, if there was one show you could see brought back what would it be? (physical game shows included, like Takeshi's/Guts/Legends of the Hidden Temple)

Nhojdge

Favourite smash controller?

Justin Johnson

What was your most awkward sex dream?

ItsThatGuyIAm

Will y'all ever run melee first to 5s with stakes between the 4 of you as patreon content?

Shane Kuo

Who is the most likely to become a father accidentally

JoeAbunga

How many banned members are there in the yard discord server? Are there any funny bans?

If you were to plan the other 3s bachelor's party, what activates would you plan?

TheOnePieceIsActualyDickTHECockJohnson

Is it worth it to sleep with a 22 year old girl with 2 kids or should I just pass. She’s fine as fuck

Does slime actually despise the social network or does he just hate the idea that it could be someone’s favorite movie

yacob

Fuck marry kill Round 2: Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Fuckerberg

Captain Absurd

Is Ludwigs dump actually massive or is it all angles and lighting?

Bootyplaya420

What is a short and long term goal that each of you have?

Cody D

who is the best driver?

Nicolo Unson

if you were all on an island together who would die first, and who would last the longest.

Sam

Pick one trait to steal from someone else in the group and one thing you dislike about yourself that you'd give them in return.

Ghosts?

Shane Lloyd

Nick mentioned once that he used to make custom game cube controllers. Does he have any especially cool ones that he could show us?

Ryan Abouchedid

which comedian influenced you guys the most? (this is to everyone and list them if you have multiple)

squiddy0h

Woaj

Marley K

what sports have you been interested in the past/ are interested in now? (actually participating not watching)

How much does Aiden love getting DM's on Twitter?

Hannah Zwink

Who is ACTUALLY the most talented at video games? All genres considered: Platforming, FPS, etc. Some people are built different

Once the podcast is profitable are you guys splitting it 25% each or do some get paid a little more than others

Emily Chaffin

If there was only one food you could eat for the rest of your lives what would that food be

What's a project that you guys are proud of the most?

Edmund

What’s the worst thing about being “content creators”?

Charlie

What exactly is malee?

Sunflowers

Where's the insta presence?

Sunflowers

Did you ever have some alternate names for the podcast or was it always The Yard?

What is you craziest but realistic future?

Marcus Budde

whats the worst and/or best part of living with eachother?

What are some of your guy's strangest experiences?

Blake Tade

Have you played any really good games that aren't well known? "If Found" is a really good one.

Sammy Worlda

Weirdest Sexual Experience?

If you could own an exotic plant/animal of some kind, what would it be?

Bartholemu MK

Most boring thing you’ve ever experienced

Whats your strangest college experience?

Alex Jacques

what's the most rough fights any of you have gotten into?

alecjonsi

Would you rather fight a chicken everytime you enter a car or fight a ape with a sword once a year?

About to leave for college, if you each had to give one piece of advice for the first week, what would it be?

RunnyFlan

if you guys are all stranded on a deserted island, which one of you is gonna get eaten by the others first

Joe Passineau

Does the aiden appreciation thread in discord make aiden feel appreciated?

dick? cock? shaft? what are your favourite ways to say penis

Will you ever do yard merch?

Bryan V

balls? nuts? testes? what are your favorite ways to say testicle

Tone Bone

How much did the set cost to build?

Rydeen

What happened to kneeper?

Stephen D Main

If yall had a melee tournament right now between the 4 of you who would win and why?

Kackary

Do any of you guys watch sports? If so what, and whos your favorite team/player/group

Ava_Ashes

Would you vote for Sarah palin or Ted Cruz with a beautiful pussy?

kiss mary kill the other 3 members of the yard

if you could have a freaky friday situation who would you choose and what would u do as them?

Samantha D

How are you doing Aimen?

Gardenerjpg

How did the idea of mogul moves come to be, in terms of managing other streamers merch, and what was the process to actually get it started

what is the best flavor overall out of any food group/category, like the single best taste of all time

TJ Sheridan

What is the worst drug experience you have ever had?

The Real Flavor Flav

if you had the chance to talk to your past self, would u? or would u not want to mess with it

Samantha D

Has slime ever farted so hard he propelled himself out of his chair like a springboard

Jake S

Who’s the messiest person y’all know?

How long have you guys been using edibles?

bloop

You all have to swap jobs. Who does the best and worst at each job?

Which yard member would be the hottest as a girl

Silvirhunter

What characters would you want to get a redone moveset from Smash Ultimate going into the next game?

Felix Laureles

What do you guys think the catalyst was that solidified your current career paths?

t0nathan

Which of the four of you would win in unarmed, free-for-all combat?

Jeremy

Who was your first TV crush?

Taylor Easley

would you ever invite qt on the podcast ?

emma

Who is a celebrity you hate so much you want to fuck

HonkIfYou'reGamin

If you could bring back one dead person, who would it be? and what would you do with said person?

This may have already been answered and I missed it. Do you guys plan on having any guests on?

What would be some good advice for someone looking to get into a similar living situation with a group of friends? Can it be hard on said friendships if you are new to that sort of thing?

Why does Ludwig only use internet names for slime and qt and does he do these things off camera too? Do any of you guys do it too?

Now that you got a few podcasts under your belt. Whats the worst part about doing a podcast?

Ben Stubbs

For Nick: fuck marry kill, the other three

Scenario: You are all in tournament and you sit down for Winner's Finals of your pool only to find that a Grizzly Bear is your next opponent. Worse than that, he plays Ice Climbers. As you sit down, the bear turns to you and says "I'm gonna wobble the shit outta you and if you beat me I am mauling you on the spot. Good luck." Do you let the bear win or send his ass to losers knowing that you'll get mauled if you do?

DanielRGT

Would you rather a rhino sized hamster or a hamster size rhino? There's one correct answer.

Jerichode

So we know about Luds embarassing old usernames, but do Nick, Aiden, or Slime have any good past usernames?

Joshua Kozak

Favorite YouTuber from y’all’s youth?

Fight to the death with the boys. Whose going down the ladder at the end of the podcast?

If you guys could create a person, kinda like the sims, that would be an addition to the yard podcast group of friends, what would they be like? Appearance, personality, and so on...

HPRIME33

Which of you has the best shot surviving a few years in prison? Who has the worst shot?

Ohdyn

Would you be interested doing The Yard podcast live at a Smash event like Smash Summit like The Scar and Toph Show has before? That would be pretty dope. It could be a goal for when you, as an example, reach 2500 “fuck you” tier patrons, or you could have it be a crowdfunded goal on Smash.GG

Sir_Perior497

What phrases do you say that no other roommate does? I know Ludwig rolls his d's when saying "How did I-"

Who’s the most responsible of the group? Or the MVP?

How did you all meet?

What’s the most petty argument you guys have gotten in as a group?

I turned 29 months ago I feel ya, but the content is worth it

Mark Lehman

How did everyone end up in LA?

El Hijo del Hornswoggle

How did everyone end up in LA?

El Hijo del Hornswoggle

In a zombie apocalypse situation, what would be the first thing you'd do / go to?

Coen

What is your favorite tv show ever?

Austin Sutherland

Is there anything that you'd change about yourself

Eks Dee

Which one of you is the dumbest?

PlzStahp

What streamer would you be friends with in high school with and what streamer would you have despised in high school?

z

What's your least/most favorite memory that has to do with a toilet

Perryblinkle

What is Aiden's body count? He got away without saying it in that episode

Who could build an ikea bed frame the fastest?

Braeden Schafer

you're on a desert island, which roommate is the least helpful to have?

what’s the last music album you all listened to that would describe your music taste?

Andres

Alright this could go around to everyone in the attic, if you were an inch deep in ur mom and ur dad was behind u also an inch deep inside u would you move backwards to get out of your mom and get sodomized by ur dad or would u move forward to stop from being further sodomized but now fully penetrate ur mother. (U can't move to the side) AYYYY YOOO SOMEBODY READ THIS ON THE PODCAST

Nick _115_

Ass or tits?

Mason Wood

You have to have sex with two people with the combined age of 30. What ages you pickin?

Switch Stop

Who has had the worst interaction with a fan in public? What happened?

Tate Lohmiller

Not so much a question as more of a statement, but tell the person to your right your favorite thing about them.

Would you go to Bill Cosby's return to stand-up if it was a private event and no one would know?

GALACTIFY

You pee sitting down, standing up, or through the zipper hole?

What music artists have you just recently gotten into/what music do you fuck with most right now

Barrow

Who was everyone’s first love and why did you fall in love with them?

Do you guys watch any soccer maybe lud?

Mike Erkens

Have any of you ever witnessed a public freak out? If so what was it?

Brandon

What’s your favorite cereal?

Troy Major

try classifying every one of the boys as either a straight mom or a gay dad

Anthony Mollé

(If this sounds rude I promise it’s not meant that way) How do you avoid feeling that you’re relying on a friends success. In that I mean slime got the job at BTS first and got all you together.

shikaded

When did you guys have your first “special person”

Lucas Caswell

what music did you listen to growing up, and what do you listen to now?

Kaylen

you enter a gas station, what's ur go to order?

Y’all eat ass?

Max Gillespie

What is the worst artificial fruit flavor in your opinion? (Grape, Blue Raspberry, Cherry, Orange, etc.)

Drew B

Is there any change in your friendship now that you all work together or does it have no effect?

Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, or Tom Holland?

If you were forced to replace a roommate who would you kick out and who would you replace them with?

Spencer Kitchen

For Aiden, rank all the MCU movies and why is Avengers: Endgame #1

Sparza

Now, when yall got rich from us.. what are you goin to do? Are you leaving your job envy or maybe you still want to have a secure income 🤔

Do it fart?

Donny

What is the "craziest" thing you guys believe in? Be it like supernatural, relative theories, anything else really

In a Free 4 All among the host who gets last and why is it Aiden

deadass, how many seven year olds could you take on in a fight at once?

Mitchell

Favorite shows/movies/albums? Also, most impactful moments from school, be it a teacher or experiences you carried with you?

Rhett Richmond

Do you wanna hold a patreon smash tournament?

Jebbe Ryan BoiDingus

Should I Dm Aiden on Twitter?

Have any of you guys experienced anything paranormal ?

DarkQuief

How do you deal with the fact that slimes hog is naturally beautiful in its current form and do you fear that one day it could get so beautiful that we could see a world president slime solely based on his hog.

Humberto Camacho

I want to know what Slime's top 3 At The Drive In songs are. Im probably your oldest viewer, I turn 29 in 3 months. Thisll probably suck for content cause the zoomers wont know what Im talking about so maybe slime can just be my friend. Thanks

NelsonCirca

What's the ideal game plan after twitch/YouTube?

Sweetestpot (honey)

What was the stupidest thing you got in trouble for being in school/college or by the police (in middle school I brought my dads flask to school)

Is “me” going to receive a sticker oor something signed by yall 😳🥺👉👈 lol

What is the best part about living together currently? The worst?

Toaster_inc

How long do you each think you could fend off a continuous stream of first graders?

what’s something each of the other guys does that you’ve never told them annoys you?

Jessica Weissman

How much does a gallon of milk cost?

What's the best cheese? Why?

Tell me about your set design, sluts!

Marcus Roberts

WHO CRANKS THEIR HOG THE MOST

Griffin Steinke

any movies or tv shows that had a lot of influence on the media you all like today?

Matt Schuler

If COVID wasn't a thing could you see yourselves doing a live pod tour (like TMG and the Trillbillies have in the past)?

paige

Who caused the most property damage at the old house?

Kyle Haynie

You can bring one character into melee that was around in 2001. Who is it?

Louis Colangelo

Do you see smash ultimate sticking around after newer smash games come out(if they do) like melee? There’s a lot of people that think there will either be less characters, or a big change in a new installment, curious to see what the bois think

Anthony Kase

Which one of you was most likely a bully in high school

Avery Lake

Any of you who used/use tinder etc, got any good go to first texts?

when did you guys felt the weight of being a mature person? I mean, responsabilities and obrigations, I feel like a lot of people these days are not aware of what becoming and adult means. (sorry for any mistakes, I dont speak english very well)

Can I have a job

Would you consider yourselves more extroverted or introverted?

Painter

Specifically for slime, what was the catalyst for the sobriety? Ngl I thought you looked high most of the time

Tyler Dickerson

Most clever roast you've ever received.

Cameron Nelson

When the cameras are off, who is the coolest streamer/influencer you’ve met ?

Jed Lyneis

Hey daddy Aimen, my questions goes as such: did you like my sussy dm I sent you on Twitter, also Slime, on a scale from 1-10 how hot is your sussy baka Chad of a father 🤰🏎

Top 3 Cereals?

Carter Sarkela

My friends ex and I have been hanging out a lot and eventually started hooking up. Is this a mistake? Btw we’re all 20 and they dated for 3 years and have been broken up for about 6 months

NinjaKidd

Who is your sound/editor guy?

Lucas Caswell

What were the first jobs that you had, and did they give you useful experience for now?

who is the worst influence? (on each other or others)

meg

What’s the craziest thing you did in high school

Declan Cherico

What are your parents most proud of you for? Or most ashamed?

Winn Williams

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

What are your go to Chipotle orders?

Skalex

What other podcasts do you guys listen to?

PLAYERNAMEDGUS

What is your recommendation for getting over a girl? Recently broke up with gf and it’s been a struggle :)

Josh Riesbeck

The best way to advertise something? (Starting a business)

Hunter Giovannoni

Have you ever caught one another beating they shmeat?

Michael Dougherty

What 3 items are you taking to a desert island

Does the yard have a gardener. If it don’t then I’d like to apply. My mother says that I cut the lawn very well. Thanks 😬

icepapi

If you had to have 1 of the other 3 yard members back you up in a fight who would it be

Who is your favorite comedian all time starting from the hooded side to cut

Eddie

If you guys have an orgy, what positions would everyone assume

Jackson Livesay

How did each of you get into streaming?

Lucas Caswell

What that mouth do?

jenny

Favorite melee player besides mango?

Andrew Hokanson

Any fun college party stories?

jenny

What’s your favorite band?

Gadget

Do you fold your toilet paper in a nice square or crumple it up when you wipe?

What's the worst smell

Cameron Buuck

Why is it “everyone works for lud” and not “everyone works together for shared wealth.”

Liam

Dick fingers or finger dick?

does your mom know you’re gay haha

Out of the 4 of you, who's the best basketball player?

Tom Vogel

Do you poo?

kody smith

Who’s the biggest Cuck.

Mark Baker

Have any of you had any experience with psychedelics?

Matthew Alvarado

Tips for someone that just moved states/across the country

are you a little piss baby?

Adrian Esparza