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NEW POSTCARD AND POLAROID SCHEDULE WOWOWOWOW

Added 2022-02-09 03:23:18 +0000 UTC

GOOD MORNING TO SHILLIONAIRS AND FUCK YOU'S ONLY

So the postcard/polaroid system has been a bit confusing for some, which is fair considering we get a little late sending them out and the wording on the "3 months rule" for polaroids was unclear, so here's some clarification on how it'll work from here on out:

Each month, shillionaires and fuck yous that are subscribed by the 15th of the month will be sent a postcard that aims to be delivered by the 1st of the next month (i.e., subbed by 2/15 will receive a card 3/1 GOD AND POSTAGE PERMITTING)
Along with this card, the dear patron will receive either a message (or signature from Ludwig) on the back of their card, OR, on alternating months, a polaroid along with their postcard that will be double sided.

Put simply, every month will alternate between a cute lil message OR polaroid along with your postcard (the postcard will ALWAYS be sent out). For this (late) batch for February (to those subbed on or before 1/15), a message will be on the back, then for the March card, you will receive a polaroid along with your card.

We've also been a lil' late on them the past few months but have now enlisted the world-class talents of Nick Yingling who reads all of the Patreon dms for customer support, please stop being cringe at him please god.

If you have missed a physical thing up to this point, DM Yingling through the Patreon and he can sort you out, a lot of people don't realize that they didn't re-up or something and sometimes shit just gets lost in the mail or takes a while.

Thanks gang, love you, mean it.

- Slime