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Ep. 41 Premium - don't fuck till you're 30 [VIDEO]

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g d

the age of consent bit is actually something gilly and keeves ran in a recent special i think, so funny to think you guys ran this before that looking back

shpence

Nandos is in America, at least near me

Migs

Damn that "Pot of Disgrace" line really hit cause it's not an actual card but kind of shows he knows how the pots naming sense works lol. Does slime actually play modern yugioh?

Dominick Teepe

Lol I have the same B-Day as Dane Cook but I'm 30 lol

Ryan Leeson

TRUE ATRIOC GOATED

Solomon Wiseman

I feel like Nick suggesting the 30 year olds "aren't here" really misses who has disposable income

RegisMasterium

That awkward genderfluid moment when your teeeechnically part of the 10% female viewers, but sometimes feeling like a dude and relating to the “boys!-“ intro that Ludwig does. 😑

Bimmy

we are here and we do know s club 7

Todyen X

Yea for real. Austin fuckin sucks as much as the rest of this state

Daniel

They all are VERY north around Washington D.C. area so if they aren't from there its hard.

Nopers Nopington

theres literally multiple nandos in virginia lol...

Seeb

Nick is a major L for saying he hates everywhere in Texas except Austin

dotcom

Bro Slime warned Nick and he still ran right into that wall like road runner

Krisp

great call ins

sotpau

viewer call ins are funnier than Aiden ong

ItsE0N

Washington does have Romeo and Juliet laws, but yeah no like Seniors and Freshman in high school will just be reproducing in the halls sometimes i stg

Tanner Beddow

Funny thing is, theres a bunch of nandos in Virginia, it’s a semi common chain in the DMV, I see them sometimes. New Patreon guy here if you’re wondering why I’m commenting on this so late lmao

Kenny reges

You guys have misunderstood the Japan age of consent laws, which is understandable because they're complicated enough to need a chart. tl;dr: adults can't have sex with 13 years olds, but 13 year olds can have sex with other 13 year olds. http://helpto.pro/age-of-consent-in-japan-and-why-it-so-low/

Darel Halgarth

teen who watches clint here

Harlan Keller

are you from the future??

Reptar Nick

There was so much penis coming out of Aiden’s mouth

Brayden

He said penis

Conor Reynolds

I remember S club 7, 35 yr old Aussie here, sorry

Scott

Ain’t NO PARTY like an S club party!

Jack Armand

27:00 Ever trip this man?

Kamphire

better idea, The Yard D&D

Dusky

So why isnt' it growing??

Adnan Kubat

no, the final stop on the pipeline is stanz actually

ricey

fun fact your penis is like your nose and ears it always grows

Boba Bro

reach by s club 7 goes hard

Michael

Thirty minutes into the video I hear Aimen say he wants to come to the Panhandle of Texas. I'm here in this desolate wasteland of humanity. Hit me up or something bb.

Nick

I think he knows. Thats why he does barely any patreon content

Ben Zed

Ludwig you gotta understand that we found the yard through you, but we stayed for the group as a whole.

Luke Puglisi

the kirby sticker on slime's laptop is real cute

Owen

Kim K was Paris Hiltons assistant and that’s actually how she first met Kanye and he fell in love with by watching the Kim k sex tape over and over again everywhere and openly.

King Pinto

hey instead of saying uncut can you guys say you are a part of the hooded snake clan?

Edweenie

albert fish is my fav serial killer

aillian

The questions used to feel like putting the Patreon episodes on life support to reach the hour mark, the call-ins feel like the episode has been injected with an adrenaline needle. Incredible switch up to the format to improve an already high quality piece of content.

George Smallbone

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOD i had a friend take his life in july 2021 and i deadass was thinking, "imagine if this dude says he cried from a suicide" Whoever that dude is, the first caller, I want you to know i hope you travel through this pain well, it's not easy. Big love

Manisaning

This is my favourite premium episode - unless the episode where aiden says 'i didnt get fingerblasted at camp' is premium, in which case that's still the best sorry

Nic

as a fellow Virginian, Virginia is one of the few places in the US that has a Nandos, but it's assuredly different from it's non-american counterpart considering our food health regulations are vastly different to say the least. Just a fun fact

Jake Murray

it still works on my phone but not on pc

Johannes Brom

Also having same issues as someone above, where the episode stopped after 30mins and now I can't play the video at all

CC Loo

The call-in segment has been great. They talked about how eventually they are going to hit a wall, and real shit I want to be that wall so bad

Nick Cintron

also ep is kinda scuffed. after 30 min the videoplayer stoped working for me.

Johannes Brom

may sound funny but not a joke. iam 22 and in a 3 year relationship with a 70 yo guy. no money or shit involved. tbh i do be lovin wrikly old balls. but hey... europe hits different am i right

Johannes Brom

Nick is like an American Max Fosh

Adam Vandenberg

Didn't expect the Slime on Slime crime at the end of the ep.

Kyle S

When Ludwig said I’m built better I started laughing so hard my roommate yelled at me to shut up because I scared his dog

Anaadi Awasthy

No shot that stream ludwig did before his video premiere was satire. The man was so genuine, smiley bear.

Tate Lohmiller

If you're gonna go to the panhandle of Texas your best bet is to just not go. It's boring as hell. Amarillo has the worlds biggest rocking chair and that's it.

Clay G

Once you get to Atrioc you will have completed the pipeline

ReeseFleece

If you use like safari or chrome on your phone you could probably cast it to your TV, not 100% sure. I do know the audio at least carries out even if i'm not on the tab.

ReeseFleece

I like the call-ins I think the idea has been solid so far

Spagetti

And before you ask and no I don’t fuck dogs

Jessica

honored to be part of the 10% went from the QT to Lud to Yard pipeline

Jessica

the funny thing is that virginia is one of the only states with nandos in the US - there are 3 !

Liam Tsang

I'd be curious to know if patrons skew older, because generally speaking people that have disposable income are older.

David M

the doc martens sandals are fuego

nick grinsn

YES SLIME, S CLUB 7

Aaron Ruehle

Age of consent in Hawaii used to be 14

Evan Shimp

The Yard comes to the RGV

Xavier Gonzalez

I'm old enough that I thought s club 7 was for little kids when they came out

Don P

Banger Premo. Call-ins have been super interesting!

JD Tramonte

“Hulu pants” has to be my favorite quick nick quip

Smile

call-ins were so fun!

archercobie

Ain't no party like and S Club party, am i right my dudes?

Laura Specht

Death Note movie for one of them and the other is also in the new Jumanjis

Tate Belcher

As somebody from virginia, we fly sometimes. Also statistically the most flown over state so it’s fair to assume we don’t fly. I, as a Virginian, though, fly a lot bc of family in Peru

Luca Brennan

I wish this was on youtube members instead

Kitsushi

Not even 30 (28, big difference I know) and it's shocking they don't know them and the Kendra Wilkinson reference...

Aidan C

Fuck Waco

SnorlaxBTW

If you’re going to the panhandle go to palo duro canyon - very beautiful, good hikes

Prakruti Govindacharyula

I wish there was an easier way to watch these, I like to use my tv for shit but I can't watch outside of this app like I can with yt content.

Delilah Webb

Waco is chill. It’s home of the great Big Red and Dr. Pepper I guess also.

Ivan

It was wild that out of all the city’s in Texas Ludwig suggested Waco which is where I am from and must say it is central Texas but still crazy suggestion.

Ivan

I want Slime to know that me and lots of Vod frogs thought Lud's apology was genuine too

Mariah Perez

the moment you turn 50 you're closer to 51 then 49 I'm pretty sure.

Leon Staalenhoef

Even if you’re under 30 you should know S Club 7….legends

Alex Hines

Slime making these dark souls references lately have made these recent episodes for me

Logan Kelso

This podcast feels like a fever dream sometimes

Swae Pesto

Hereditary is so good

Ben Sowerbutts

the call ins are fire i think a rapid fire call in patreon episode would be funny af

Christoph

the naked brothers are both actors nowadays that you’ve definitely seen the work of

spella!

That's way better. And you are also named Nick

deep_cuts

yall gotta go to el paso lolz fuck the panhandle bby

serendipitous goatsie

32, bruh. Never got that into S-Club 7 though. Was aware of them peripherally, but like, I was more of a Backstreet Boys/Brittney Spears/N-Sync/P!nk kid.

Rick Lawrence

got scammed out of doing the call in giveaway for paying more suffering from success sadge

Jacob Gibb

Hey man, 25 years to go

Axolotl_Pines

Slime asking for people's pronouns made me happy, thanks maaaan 😊

Jagerrit

Tommy Lee is alive. Hes married to an ex vine star Brittany Furlan now, I randomly came across thier old podcast once

Robert Harrington

ain't no party like an S Club party

sagehoge

Is the audio fucked or is that just me

Rad

as someone from texas, do not go to waco

Fiji22

weird al stanky dick

ricey

FUCKING S CLUB 7

Ashley Garnett

i go to school with cuomos neice

yvonne

Go to Galveston TX. Its pretty great

CoolSoldier027

im glad slime knows ain't no party like an s-club party

Joaquin

weird al spank-a-bitch

Nicolás

30 plus members are here in the Patreon my dudes. Pam Anderson + S Club 7. Let's go. Big appreciation for your love of being an extremely informed consumer, Slime. I do the same.

Bear Jones

lucci

bar bar

Yo I just finished streaming the episode poggers

Marvin Chittenden


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