Don't you hate it when you grow too big to move in your house?
I maaaaybe should have waited to cast the growth spell when I was OUTSIDE... ๐
...because now I'm going to have to awkwardly crawl down the steps and pray that my giant hips and elongated legs don't knock over too much furniture! ๐ฌ
Then comes the problem of getting through the front door. I'm quite certain I'm going to get stuck! These boobs aren't going to clear the doorframe no matter how much I pivot. ๐
I guess I'll just wait here until the spell wears off. Maybe one of you can DoorDash me a pizza? My plan was to go out all gigantic and see if anyone wanted to wine and dine me. ๐
Another boring night at home. ๐ญ"
dahlia black
2024-04-26 19:47:40 +0000 UTCBrad Gonzalez
2024-04-26 03:38:13 +0000 UTC