THE PODCAST Ep. 43 : A Drunken Couple I Met Argues
Added 2018-11-10 23:51:43 +0000 UTC
I stopped by a pub on the way home from an event last night to have some food and met a couple who seemed pretty cool. I invited them to my cottage to do a podcast and all hell broke loose. They fought, spilled drinks, cried, everything drunk heterosexual people do when they’re crazy. I sat back and laughed my ass off. What a treat. Enjoy!
Haha, this podcast was a disaster but also simultaneously hilarious. The concept of random guests is great! Even if it winds up in drunk couples counseling.
Gio Persico
2023-12-25 12:25:41 +0000 UTC
Whoa. These two are a match made in hell I hope they’re not still together. I hope they never procreated. She’s truly insufferable. I’d like to deport her.
XineMarieMcD
2023-11-02 10:07:27 +0000 UTC
Making my way through these podcasts from episode 1 has been legendary!! We've laughed toooooo hard and had some really insightful listening to the serious episodes! Thank you Dan 👍👍
MichMedia
2023-03-31 00:45:57 +0000 UTC
Oh my gosh, they’re dreadful.
Joe powell
2022-08-15 22:21:58 +0000 UTC
Omg this is fucking hilarious 🤣
Lily Losh
2021-05-08 20:31:10 +0000 UTC
This was by far one of my most favorite episodes 🤣🤣🤣
Jord Stam
2020-10-27 03:27:02 +0000 UTC
omg this was a fucking mess, and I loved it.
Abbie Huffman
2020-05-20 19:02:02 +0000 UTC
She sounds absolutely crazy AF....and additionally drunk. Smh
Nirmal Singh ❤️ Gordon Big Blue Express Engine
2020-02-17 22:54:11 +0000 UTC
I dated a man just like him... left him.
Carly R
2019-11-22 21:46:14 +0000 UTC
Your sound bites were the best part for once.
Kieran Miller
2019-10-20 23:59:43 +0000 UTC
A classic lol
Anthony
2019-08-16 04:45:19 +0000 UTC
she's cross-eyed that explains plenty
G. Geef
2018-11-23 20:56:37 +0000 UTC
I stopped drinking when I discovered it wasn’t fun anymore. Now I REALLY know I was justified! Ooo those were the days. Or not…
Rick Drais
2018-11-23 06:08:23 +0000 UTC
LOLOL! This is almost too good to be real. That girl is either a mean drunk or has some other issue. I shouldn't laugh. But...I can't help it!
Laurie Bishop
2018-11-23 04:09:46 +0000 UTC
Can't say that was utterly enjoyable. That was like being in Little Bohemia off Eastern Ave. all over again.
Rom Deussen
2018-11-20 19:18:50 +0000 UTC
These people need Jesus! Maybe weed instead of alcohol next time.....just sayin'!
Jason Haycook
2018-11-17 08:21:31 +0000 UTC
What a treat.
Dylan King
2018-11-16 21:56:48 +0000 UTC
She has a point with the “women need a reason to have their emotions and are questioned when they have them” but the alcohol definitely didn’t help her make her point. What a disaster.
Elizabeth Pawul
2018-11-16 16:50:12 +0000 UTC
Sorry babe, this one was boring. 😕
Grant
2018-11-15 16:35:02 +0000 UTC
Bitches be CRAZY!😝
Lisa Crow
2018-11-15 07:18:11 +0000 UTC
Bitches be CRAZY!Hi
Lisa Crow
2018-11-15 07:14:00 +0000 UTC
It's like a car crash. It's horrible, but you can't stop listening.
Michiel de Romijn
2018-11-14 07:56:23 +0000 UTC
Fuckin' commies.
Brian
2018-11-13 15:08:49 +0000 UTC
Shiiiiit, thank you for the childhood flashback.
Tim Andersen
2018-11-13 12:09:36 +0000 UTC
So that is what an emotional car wreak sounds like. Good to know!
Colette Wilson
2018-11-13 08:36:51 +0000 UTC
that was brilliant...love it dan, but pls be careful bringing angry heterosexual couples home with you..their volatile..lol
Brenda Lee Mina Letender
2018-11-13 00:58:56 +0000 UTC
It's like watching two cars fighting over the same lane, banging into each other. You want to stay the hell out of the way, but you want to stay close enough to watch the big wreck when it happens.
Gary Maxwell
2018-11-13 00:15:55 +0000 UTC
Wow oh wow, that was a hot mess!! Lol so fun to listen to!!
Jenna
2018-11-12 22:53:18 +0000 UTC
"I hope she's not trying to kill herself in the bathroom." "No, not yet. Maybe later." 🤣🤣 That poor guy
Dawn Pedron
2018-11-12 18:40:33 +0000 UTC
Oh, of COURSE they were at the Pro Shop...I've literally never heard of anything good happening there, and this sounds like it's going to keep that streak alive. Already off to a great start.
"She likes to scissor. Oh...fisting, sorry." Fucking hilarious. A train wreck AND a delight.
Alyssa S.
2018-11-12 17:28:22 +0000 UTC
Fucking YIKES
Dawn Pedron
2018-11-12 15:41:35 +0000 UTC
Hahahaha!! I love when Dan whispers about how good this is into the mic!
steve kinnamon
2018-11-12 13:34:52 +0000 UTC
I don't find her too fun lol. I don't think I could date a girl like that...She does seem to get defensive about everything. Although she does appear to like Rick and Morty, so that's cool.
steve kinnamon
2018-11-12 13:32:45 +0000 UTC
Wild! Hahaha
Kenny
2018-11-12 11:03:15 +0000 UTC
Oooo Chris Isaak. You pick great songs.
TheDeadSkeletonShow
2018-11-12 08:56:10 +0000 UTC
The best quote is “Now I’ve witnessed heterosexual relationships and I’ve made my choice!”
Travis M. Nelson
2018-11-12 08:55:28 +0000 UTC
Ooo Jane Child.
TheDeadSkeletonShow
2018-11-12 08:49:52 +0000 UTC
Keep looking for these gems! So funny I love it
LibbyS
2018-11-12 08:46:50 +0000 UTC
I call everyone Suzanne Sugarbaker. 😂
TheDeadSkeletonShow
2018-11-12 08:39:34 +0000 UTC
🔪🔪🔪 Psycho🔪🔪🔪 WTF are they talking about 😂🤣 I’m dying. The music and I don’t care haha.
TheDeadSkeletonShow
2018-11-12 08:03:39 +0000 UTC
Omg henna looks good for like a day then it never comes off. 😂
TheDeadSkeletonShow
2018-11-12 07:55:01 +0000 UTC
We need some Stacey Q
TheDeadSkeletonShow
2018-11-12 07:50:17 +0000 UTC
I don’t either but it made for good listening.
Dan Bell
2018-11-11 22:43:43 +0000 UTC
I’m working on cutting some new ones now.
Dan Bell
2018-11-11 22:42:48 +0000 UTC
Will and I are not talking. Where did you hear that?
Dan Bell
2018-11-11 22:40:59 +0000 UTC
I think she probably has some valid points, however alcohol makes her slightly confrontational. I really don't understand why they are even together though, they seem to despise each other.
Deborah Raphael
2018-11-11 22:39:34 +0000 UTC
Jesus fucking christ! I'm so glad that I quit drinking! I probably sounded just like that!
Dan Norman
2018-11-11 20:40:29 +0000 UTC
I had to listen to this twice. OMG drunk people are the best when it comes to puking out a train of emmotions.
Jenny Randall
2018-11-11 20:39:35 +0000 UTC
She must be fun at parties
Patrick Sharp
2018-11-11 18:18:14 +0000 UTC
Tears begin at 29min. That was like listening to a slow motion car wreck.
Christian Anthony
2018-11-11 18:12:59 +0000 UTC
Ok I think I kinda like her. Maybe it was the Donald trump dick comment that won me over
Cyndi Sleigh
2018-11-11 16:50:51 +0000 UTC
That's hilarious you say that because I literally said the exact same thing to an ex when I broke up with her. LOL
Sebastien Bolduc
2018-11-11 14:22:07 +0000 UTC
Dan, it's nice to know that you and Will are talking again.
This Podcast was priceless!!! LMFAO
Sebastien Bolduc
2018-11-11 14:13:40 +0000 UTC
She ridiculed herself by her rude behavior as a guest on Dan's Podcast. So it was fair game that Dan made fun of the situation in my opinion. Imagine trying to do a Podcast and someone, man or woman, derails it? In my opinion, it's fair game.
She was drunk and she had a mic and an audience, and she wanted attention. Also this dude was so chill. She's lucky to have him in her life. I'm sure she's a lovely person but she was drunk AF!!! LOL
I love this couple because it reminds me of every ex I ever had. Ha ha ha
Sebastien Bolduc
2018-11-11 14:02:34 +0000 UTC
You couldn't give this girl a winning lottery ticket without her being mad about it.
Stephen Labay
2018-11-11 13:38:35 +0000 UTC
Dan you must have a massive catalog of potential/new sounds bites for your soundboard. Please add more. Warped as possible of course.
Shane
2018-11-11 13:22:16 +0000 UTC
When Dan whispers into the mic..... OMG I lost it! 😂
Lisa Agro
2018-11-11 12:32:32 +0000 UTC
Omg these two, they need a reality show.
Jenn F
2018-11-11 08:17:58 +0000 UTC
Finding Female Rick is comedy fucking gold you are brilliant!
G. Geef
2018-11-11 05:50:06 +0000 UTC
I’m torn on the soundboard bc the others can hear it, and I feel like it can result in guarded answers. Though the soundboard has always annoyed me a little, so I might be biased. I was hoping to get Eliana’s raw emotions, but she mentioned how she felt ridiculed and it sorta derailed her message. But I’m not sure what the intent behind the soundboard is, whether it’s to control the convo or not
Candy Spamby
2018-11-11 05:11:52 +0000 UTC
I was just asking you the other night (live on Insta) for a "What kind of people are these?".... and you've delivered in a totally new way! Made my night. 😊 ❤
Elizabeth Brookman
2018-11-11 04:47:28 +0000 UTC
Holy shit, she's crazy!!! It's hilarious though
Kate
2018-11-11 04:22:10 +0000 UTC
It was heavenly.
Dan Bell
2018-11-11 03:45:52 +0000 UTC
😂😂😂😂😂
Dan Bell
2018-11-11 03:44:19 +0000 UTC
👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Dan Bell
2018-11-11 03:44:07 +0000 UTC
this is amazing
cherriogrande
2018-11-11 03:23:42 +0000 UTC
I'm sitting here thinking how many times did she read the article? She keeps repeating herself! Meanwhile this guy can barely get a word in edgewise. This poor woman has a lot of issues. But it sure made for a funny episode!
Tina Ramsey
2018-11-11 02:39:49 +0000 UTC
This is the best train wreck ever, lol.
And yes, you were totally ridiculing her with the Psycho sound bite, hahaha.
Carrie Walters
2018-11-11 02:08:00 +0000 UTC
She must be fun at parties 🙄 But the Nicole Arbour bit on the soundboard omg 🤣
Tiff
2018-11-11 02:03:01 +0000 UTC
Dan The way use the soundboard to talk for you as to not interrupt the bit was brilliant !!! I was gripping the couch laughing 😂
Justin S earlywine
2018-11-11 01:51:09 +0000 UTC
Golden.
Dan Bell
2018-11-11 01:44:09 +0000 UTC
Thank you so much, Carrie! Sorry they took so long!
Dan Bell
2018-11-11 01:43:59 +0000 UTC
Lolllllllllllllll
Dan Bell
2018-11-11 01:43:30 +0000 UTC
100%
Dan Bell
2018-11-11 01:43:15 +0000 UTC
“Tell me what’s wrong?” “I wish I had a penis.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dan Bell
2018-11-11 01:43:02 +0000 UTC
Oh dear... Hope the henna was worth it.
Jubbles
2018-11-11 01:28:46 +0000 UTC
That was one of the most difficult yet enjoyable things I've ever listened too..lol
Nathan Cochrane
2018-11-11 01:08:03 +0000 UTC
" You still dont understand my common sense. " LMAO !!
Dustin 13
2018-11-11 00:44:48 +0000 UTC
Lol off to the races
Shane
2018-11-11 00:37:46 +0000 UTC
That heterosexual people do? Mmmm
Rosemary Bolino
2018-11-11 00:15:28 +0000 UTC
Not podcast related but I just opened up the Polaroid prints I ordered, thank you so much! They’re awesome!
Carrie Walters
2018-11-10 23:59:51 +0000 UTC
This is gonna be good . . . .I feel like I am listening to Lux Radio Theater . . .the drama . . . the background music . . . the crunching of the Doritos like a killers footsteps through crunchy snow. Wondering if she ever stops talking . . .
Jill Smith
2018-11-10 23:54:19 +0000 UTC