What do you mean by that paytch

Britbong here relistening, it’s coming home is ironic cause we’re shit Shane you fucking goof

so you want matt to engage in homosexuality with you..... fair enough not a bad choice

I fuckkng love matt as young boy loves his Greek philosophy teacher. Socrates it to me baby😍

Man, when the boys mock Matt talking about plants communicating.... if you listen to growers, they describe it as a system of trading resources underground.

Vanderbilt advanced to the World Series because the team they were getting beat by had too many players with Covid. State ended up beating Vandy in 3 games I think. Vandy didn’t get screwed they got lucky

Have you seen that video of rapaport yelling at unvaxxed people and then later realising he’s now a super spreader, funniest thing I’ve seen all week.

..its a timebomb set to detonate..& they'll say you dropped from variants, not vax..& theyre exempt from lawsuits..wild

Hate to jump in randomly, but yo shout out to the young bull, keep doin the shit we love

The Mexican soccer fans yell “Puta” when the opponent’s goalie takes goal kicks. It’s probably the funniest thing ever

Matt is such a fucking idiot lol

One usually do as one get older - praise Jesus

let me help with that cartoon

O Connies becoming more conservative is exciting

its cool that trees have a system for transmitting information over distances

patreon user

The black girls driving NASCAR killed me HAHA

Shane hates the English. There’s more to it I reckon.

Preach

General Willard

Van Morrison is the realest

General Willard

Making it? GAY.

General Willard

"It's Coming Home" is really gay, but it is a song about losing everything for decades. It's not an arrogant song.

He revealed his ability to think intelligently believing someone survived 60 gun shots to the face. Retard brain.

General Willard

You didn't have to get it you fat dork, you allowed yourself to be coerced.

General Willard

No one’s mad, faggot.

https://youtu.be/TUHj7Dj3G5c

shane plz come out to this when out west; Matt close your ears lol

Patreon bozos actually mad about the vax lol. losers

DeAndre

I agree, being compelled to get it by propagandized smooth brains and actually complying... I dont get it. He already had covid anyway... He really doesnt know about any of this. Shane is just another brainwashed member of the public. All for 1% more earnings that week. Or maybe to look cool in front of agent rogan.

O'Connor is basic arrogant white liberal cvck..one of millions..this is the type everyone's bored with

its not like he needed to get stage time, & he's got paytch..he couldnt skip that one lib club for demanding vax..who does that?..& who would just give in like that?

if youre volunteering for this experiment..if you dont know better by now..theyre getting rid of you too

youre d e a d

I can't believe you retards are actually not getting vaccinated. I thought it was a joke about how stupid those people are.

Maxiefish

Am I the only one notice that Shane’s got a fresh haircut. He must still be going to the Dominican kid

Toolman Tim

The Spanish blood in me is boiling, we need to claim mars, Manifest destiny, that belongs to us

You could probably make it if you try bro.

Black ladies nascar bit was so good. Stumbled into gold there boys.

Schiffty5

Yeah. Check out shane on big jays birthday los last year. He keeps saying it during the power hour.

Schiffty5

Me included

Shane getting on rogies might be a net negative for giving shit heads across the internet false hope in making it

Do they even know “Letz fuckin Go!” is the white guy thing to yell at any sporting event?

Actually even the Colonel was white!

This talking point about white people having bland food is new to me. Are Italians not white anymore? What about the French? When did KFC become a finer cuisine than Fois Gras?

They generate almost nothing, everything they get paid spills over from the surplus generated by the men.

Has your job put it in writing that you will be fired if you don’t get jabbed? That is definitely still illegal.

I thought Shane killed it on JRE. Got me through a long flight. Thank you 👑

Shane is my fourth favorite stand up of all time (behind Patrice, Segura, and Burr), and he hasn't even done a special. If he did 50% of what he's capable of in Austin, GOAT status. I'm gay.

Yassss

NC_Nate

https://youtu.be/LLeAWuRbObQ Someone show this to the boys. Dude breaks down the US women's soccer pay shit and explains that they actually make more in a round about way

Dimps

Another great jawn. Also, the type of person who complains on here is a dingus. Go kick rocks you dork. MSSP=greatness. The Roggoies show was nice I wanna see both of you on there.

Gene

Yeah what a fuckin dicksuck

Booker T

It was NC State’s baseball team O’Connor you fuckin idiot

Booker T

My son was, but they fired him for that as well. We live in a cruel world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLGRX1DZVDQ

What was wrong with the Saturday late crowd? Were we all drunk?

well0Kthen

Lmao

Yo! Praying for all my boiz, even the Turd.

Matt Earth Theory

Damn how are there haters on here. Fuck those ignorant idiots. Your content is the only content I pay for. Keep up the good work!

O’Connor with the soft serv….might be the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard, and I might be dumber for thinking about it for even a second. However I did laugh very hard. Get it boys. Dog for life

Anyone who reads ^^ all the way through is gay

marshall hurley

Absolutely nothing you said about the college baseball World Series was true, well done boyzzzzzz!

T

Speaking as a genuine dawg brain, not all of us like the “what happened to that poor lady” shows. I’d rather listen/watch you faggots talk about rocks having energy .. thanks for that ridiculous shower thought…. technically everything is comprised of the same short list of elements were aware of, but rocks only have dead carbon, where living things are living carbon (Matt google how the benzene ring was discovered) .. maybe carbon is the key to consciousness. It does love to bond.. what is consciousness, if it’s not made to further bond, man??? Anyway. Missed you guys. Loved the JRE. Glad you guys got a little break even if Matt accidentally gave it to you. the shaman works in mysterious ways. Much love no hate

brutes

Fuck the haters. Really funny episode. Godspeed boys.

PLUSH KITTY

We're happy our boy, Shaner, is finally home after a few days with that little Italian man in Texas. We're currently pressure-washing the Italian off of him in the driveway, so he can come in the house without it rubbing off on us.

Also im not racist and im sorry, I’ve grown, I’ve learned et cetera et cetera

Shane! Good job on Rogan bro! Also fuck SNL. You can’t say it but we will. Keep doing your sheeeeeeit bull. Also here here to the Asian accent but that goes without saying

If one of them gets the vaers enlarged heart or brain aneurysm please let be O’connies, please let it be O’connies, not the Bull, please god take O’connies

Bout time dudes… I expected a lot more for my dollar.

Yo, DAWGS STAND THE FUCK UP. Just spent 10 hrs in a hot ass fuckin metal fab factory all day , sweatin bustin ass, working w my hands, no big deal. Tha Bull on St. ROGIE helped to kill sum of that working man time. Now Dawgs I thought it was hot in there but.... DAAAMN, when Gilly shout out The Shaman, Billy and Spud,...psshhh goosebumps. Love always seeing the Dawgs getn it in. SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PHILLY COMICS/ TEAM. Funniest muthafuckers on Earth. Our God is Good! SUCK OUR DICKS TO OUR ENEMIES!!!@!

you looked like a sweet boy

sean graf

Nice blue shirt on Rogies shane lol

sean graf

Shane….What’s up with the step-dad look bro?

Shane looks like a volunteer firefighter.

Hail Paimon!

Parker Williams

Shout out to all you butt hurt dawgz who didn't take the time to reflect and pray to Saint Anthony/Saint Rogie. Shame on thee

I was at the Fort Worth Friday late show. The boys were hammered, but Shane still killed that shit.

✊

I TAKE BACK ALL THE SHIT I TALKED LAST WEEK. Sorry Matt

Tanner Mckinney

YEESSSSS THE GOD IS BACK LIKE CHIROPRAC. MATT YOU ARE JESUS.

Tanner Mckinney

When I saw Matt’s message last week, I threw the fresh tendys platter my mother sweated over against the wall. For the next few days I was inconsolable. Thankfully I came out of this funk yesterday, Rogan bless. In summation, I believe you fellers owe my ma an apology.

here we go! : )

Shout out Wim Hof! Shout to my COSD dawgs

Ray

That’s all we wanted dogs. We get mad because we love you. You’re both the best! SODTAOE!!!!!!

Dubious

Can we get the audio version god DAMN it oConnor is so gay

Samesies

Yeah this is gay as aids

Mike Hansen

Yo, where’s the audio only version? I don’t have a sissy office job.

Jeenyus

VaKKKsines are pretty gay but my job requires them too. I constantly bring up that I got the J&J and just keep forgetting to voluntarily submit the documentation. Don't get the second shot Shane just fill out the gay ass card yourself

Darnold14MVP

Damn Shane joined Biden’s jabbowakies? Gay.

Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Saint Rogies ?

Houston rockets 🚀 🚀🚀

Bald.

What's that line about steers and queers?

God is great today!!!!!

Ray

RE St Rogies: Awkward Shane turns into Norm Macdonald.

Tim Coates

sup paytch bros imy

Jay El Dubya

stoked to see some smoking tires on the Vine Street Express Raceway

Andrew Schenker

Cheers from St Rogie happy to support you man

St. Rogies shouted out matt. Congratz yall cant wait for the special

Castrated bulls are called steers; they don’t always clip the nuts, sometimes they give them a shot

“Used to be the bull now call him the cow” shut up you fucking nerd.

Danny

You faaaag you got the jab? Very alt comedy theater kid vibes you're throwing off. Used to be the bull now call him the cow 💩

Holy shit I’m hard

Chill chill chill

Crummmmmmming

Think I’m gonna Pop

Woooo! We’re back🤙🏻

The bulls are RUNNIN WOOOOOOO

IM SO WETTTTTT

Hell yeah man

Jared Wilson

Congrats on the St. Rogees bump guys!

“Yeah, absolutely, totally agree”-silly gilly on rogies

Thank you great shaman

oh hell yeah