PAX
Added 2018-11-30 00:55:34 +0000 UTCHey, like, what's the rush, man? It's Newman, man, with a new character!
Sit wherever, light a fat one and hear this dude's groovy story.
Second-generation Floraunan, Undertown born and raised, he's never been outside Earth. His parents keep pushing him to get a job and a better flat, but he loves his garden. Pax has dedicated his whole life to keeping and cultivating weed from all around the universe.
His dream is to create the most exciting strains, with the most varied effects. Maybe one that makes you peckish for the weirdest sandwich combinations. Maybe one that doesn't take effect until weeks later, jumping on you on the most unexpected moment. A retroactive spliff which sends the high back in time, and hits you before you actually smoke it, so the only way of stopping the high is to roll one as soon as possible, making the effect disappear? Why not? It's been done with wine before.
But something threatens this dream. Annodyte dust. And Pax will fight that shit, even if it means helping the Plumbers. Fascist pigs...
More news soon!
Newman.
Comments
So tempted to make Pax talk like Shaggy. But the story leads somewhere else :D
Newman
2018-12-06 00:52:49 +0000 UTCIs it that it took us ages to get to this point? That Pax doesn't have boobs? No Grandpa Max vore? I like a good criticism, not just trash talk. Otherwise I can't help but get curious.
Newman
2018-12-06 00:26:34 +0000 UTCNo, I'm just a foul-mouthed fuck :D. But seriously, why the hate?
Newman
2018-12-06 00:24:51 +0000 UTCGuess i hit a nerve, well eh whatever man
Tonio
2018-12-05 22:50:55 +0000 UTC:D
Newman
2018-12-05 22:10:23 +0000 UTCDude, don't play it if you don't like it, but if you don't have a proper criticism to make, go fuck yourself.
Newman
2018-12-05 22:09:57 +0000 UTC"Hey, like, what's the rush, man? It's Newman's new man, man."
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2018-12-01 16:40:43 +0000 UTCThe problem is it's trash
Tonio
2018-12-01 04:35:09 +0000 UTCAnd peace be with you too, man! XD What's the problem?
Newman
2018-12-01 04:15:19 +0000 UTCMan screw this piece of trash game
Tonio
2018-11-30 16:55:30 +0000 UTCGanja be ganja, mon.
Newman
2018-11-30 13:24:01 +0000 UTCI still have to tweak the LUST requirement for some things. It's still to early to give you full control over her education. We'll see how you do it the first time, then decide if we want you in charge of the sweet thing, deal? XD
Newman
2018-11-30 13:23:31 +0000 UTCAh yes, it appears some symbols remain universal, aliens or not. ;)
Matt Ahn
2018-11-30 04:54:16 +0000 UTCCan't wait to train the new house cat X3
Darkwolf
2018-11-30 03:31:30 +0000 UTC
